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Watch your back beazley.

Yes please, 2 sugars.

Coffee enema?

No more enemas! We will all go blind!

Xenoxnews may be a whore,
but it can still give you
a very nasty suck!

Well you are welcome to add your point of view Geronimo. We have a non-discriminatory editorial policy; we'll take anything! Tex Lumbago

I think we should rename this website "ihategeorgebushandjohnhoward.com" cause that's all there is here.

That's hilarious! I love political satire! Viva Xenox News!

Better to shoot all the pregnant
women than to risk having one
sneaky bitch sneak through with
a bomb hidden in her womb!

These pregnant women hate our
freedoms and are just waiting for
a chance to explode among a crowd
of god-fearing decent folk who
support Johnny and worship the
holy rubber chicken on a stick.

Oh what nonsense! Are you saying we should cede the streets to the Terrorists? Thats crazy.
These fanatics hate our way of life and no feel good rubbish is going to change that.
I feel sorry for the Police who have to take these terrible decisions; remember they are doing it to protect us and our way of life.

Patriot

What's a terrorist?
I thought we were fighting rabid
exploding TOURISTS!
Bastards sneaking around, pretending
to spend their money and then -
EXPLODING in the middle of a crowd
of Howard-fearing, rubber-chicken
worshipping decent folk!

You may find some help at
www.schizophrenia.org

You may find some help at
www.schizophrenia.org

and here's the old idol: Click me

Here is the new idol:
Click me

Or piss in my pocket.....

You must never eat the yellow snow,
or dance in the yellow rain.

Alien motherfucker!

Windbag!

Lying to the people is a centuries old tradition. All governments have engaged in it. It's a crime against yourself to blame others for your situation. You're the architect of your life. If you don't like it then change it. You have the freedom to do that. If you choose to whine and blame others for your lot in life then that's your choice. You don't have to do that. Nobody owes you anything. You can do it Chato! You have the power! Just use it instead bitching all the time.... kid's today... sheesh... Just remember you have absolutely no right to tell other how they should live. That's their choice. Oh shit I just got caught in a catch 22 of my own devising.. .You're fine just they way you are Chato. I love you, you whinging, complaining, self sabotaging, victim of your mind..... peace. I shall not harangue you again. "Don't go changing....."

Yes!
It IS pernicious leftie propaganda
that threatens to undermine the
hard work of the right-wing think
tanks that gave us a kindergarten
view of life and society.

I ain't bitter. I am now enlightened as to why you post such crap here.

go to www.narconews.com to find out more.

How appropriate! A little cunt
blows a bubble and a little prick
bursts it.

My antique browser gave up
on the later version of
Flash movie on the Telesurtv site.
What am I missing?

Please don't be bitter, sweetheart.
It is not nice.

Oh I get it now Chato. You're still in high school aren't you? Year 7 is it? You should be doing your homework insteading of wasting time here.

don't worry.
i've had a wrongful life...
didnt do what they told
now its bang-bang no growin' old...

Yippee Yip Yi Yay!!!

Not only has Maggot Howard
turned to the oldest, darkest
religion - he is a harlot in
the world's oldest profession.

Let's get this right:
He is a cunt of a cunt's cunt!
OK?

There are no guarantees in life son. I suggest that if a man with a gun asks you to do something then you should probably do it if you don't want to die. At least you won't be deported as an illegal immigrant.

Warms Regards,

J. Howard

So your answer in dealing with Howard and changing the goverment is to turn to religion? Which one?

Evil begets evil, and from little acorns do great oaks grow.

Somewhere out there a little prick awaits to burst our economic bubble!

Please Mr Howard, if I carry my ID card and fridge magnet at all times, we I be safe from both the terrorists AND the police?

To explain how a geriatric neocon
stooge keeps going is easy.
He has called demonic forces
from the very depths of Hell,
and is now an empty, soulless shell.

Is it somehow a crime to be 70 years old? Are these headlines using the phrase in a derogatory sense? Is being 70 synonomous with suffering from dementia? One could say "Senile PM" or "Demented PM" but why "70 Year old"? This is an innocent phrase and when it is used as a descriptive prefix it should induce in the reader a feeling of respect towards an elder who has simply survived 70 winters! The fact the he is 70 and is still so hale and hearty and actively employed in a very demanding job should be a singlular point of inspiration for us all. What is his secret I wonder? How does he endure the endless onslaught of criticism and complaints? Does he drink some magical elixir of youth containing the distillated oil extracted from exuberantly nubile virgins that have been boiled alive? Or does he simply eat a diet rich in sardines? I know not but if he has an autobiography perhaps we all should read it and learn. Why can't we all just get along?

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO TOURISTS:

Although we will miss the father
of the Howardland, we will just
have to muddle through without
his steady hand on the tiller.

I have red your mesage,
and i will not do it
agayn.
I have bean norty.

please no critisicim over speling!

Ed

Nobody is perfect, but
your spelling should have
been
YOUR WISDOM
not
YOU'RE WISDOM.

I hope this helped.
Thank you for your interest.

Ah you're wisdom shines like light from a black hole. Thank you wise one for sharing your nonsense with us. May you grow up one day.

I think I forgot to mention
that Howard is a very ugly
little motherfucker.
He really should stop sucking
wealthy arse. It wouldn't hurt!
God he is awful!

So what should we do o mighty stater of the obvious and preacher to the converted? Hmm? What is the answer? Leave the country? Keep posting articles in irrelevant websites and hope that the nation will read them? Then what? Please give us a path out of this madness. It is too easy just too complain all the time about how poorly others are doing their jobs. Show us your grand plan for saving us all. Lead us to the holy land where Chato's wisdom shines on us all.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of aldeberrys.

Lil Johnny won't let his battlers on Struggle St down! He has created the economy that is the envy of the free world.
Your just jealous.

Hyacinth,
The Lodge

What did you know?

Some men were born to live at ease doing what they please richer than the bees are in honey. Never growing old Never feeling cold Pulling pots of gold from thin air. The best in every town best at shaking down best at making mountains of money they can't take it with them but what do they care? They get the centre of the meat Cushions on their seat houses on the street where it's sunny but who is the land for? the sun and the sand for? You guessed! It's all for the best!

It is annoying when some people use very short lines in their articles and comments. Why do they do that I wonder?

swoosh