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sometimes ive looked into the pan after a good dump and wanted to pick up that brown stuff and start squeezing...dont worry. I never do.

Adolf loves Eva

Fuck this!

I won't be buying any
shares in this bloody
product if this is all
the interest it gets!

No need for Aussies to
feel ashamed of the
Dirty Digger as he is
no longer an Oz citizen.

But the Rotten Rodent
is still technically
a citizen of Oz, and
it is appropriate for
Aussies to feel ashamed
of him.

If Murdoch is a model,
then what evil thing
is he a model of?

When a man feels ashamed, he generally begins to get angry, and is inclined to become cynical.

-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Murdoch is a model for us all. What's the matter don't you like rich people?

It has been made amply
clear that the ruling
regime in Oz has not
enhanced the safety
of the public, but
have placed the public
in grave danger.

Yet by some strange
alchemy the facts get
reversed, so that
the mob of zombies
who have fallen in love
with Rodent continue to
insist that he is
protecting our precious
"Australian values".

Is preserving the option
of fanatical devotion
to neo-fascist ideology
so important that some
would give up their
freedom and maybe their
health or lives for it?

Xenox News - evading the middle ground.

Its true our anti terrorist attack strategies are almost non-existent. The government are not serious about this and will probably wait until something happens before committing funds to it. This is unfortunate because Australia's on-going assistance in the invasion of Iraq has certainly increased the threat on our country a thousand fold.

Not long ago we were a relatively unknown friendly country. Now we are known to all radical terrorists as an invading force, one of the strongest members of the coalition of the willing, John Howard our Prime Minister the best friend of George Bush and Donald Rumsfield.

Under John Howard our country has shifted from once being an unknown friendly isle to becoming a major terrorist target.

John Howard has destroyed the security and stability of life for all Australian families.

and why? What is the justification?

Because Osama Bin Laden from Saudi Arabia bombed the twin towers in the USA.

How this translates into Australia participating in the invasion of Iraq is a mystery that will never be understood or justified.

We do need security now of the highest level as we are a major target seen as haters of Islam. Australia is somehow now an ally of the Israelis against the Palestinian state.

What gets me is that there is no benefit at all for Australia in any of this. Only the introduction of a continuous terrorist threat that we never had before.

Meanwhile on Corby:
The Australian Financial Review did report that four Indonesian public servants gave evidence in Corby’s trial testifying that she tried to prevent them from inspecting the bag and then later admitted the drugs were hers...”

Cowering Aussie

Murdoch makes Hearst seem an amateur. An misinformed electorate cannot make democratic choices.

Rightly so, rightly so!

Clearly, we must dismantle the democratic bits of our democracy in order to protect ourselves from "terroristS" who want to destroy our democratic "way of life".

The simple answers are
always the best.
(e.g. Pi = 3
as does "e")
John W. Horrid
P.M.
(Performing Monkey)
and maths genius
of Oz

Personally,
I think the answer is -
drugs.
Or maybe 44.

Heck! (fuck!)
Was that democracy?

They reckon that fooling
the majority of dullards
on one single day every
three years is democracy?

If that was democracy
who is going to miss it
now that it's gone?

Boy! I been Havingk (sic) fun!

What a great interview!
Philosophy at her best!

Bloody Japs - Dark, dank Ponds,
fer Chrissakes.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold the monkey for you.”

I guess that fucken decade is well and truly over then, right?!

You can get a fucken job??? Where, mate. where the fuck can you get a job unless youre prepared to bend over and pucker-up for the Rodent's shriveled old knob as he sign your next "individual workplace agreement"!!!

Its BECAUSE we love Australia that we object to the lies, spin and bullshit that is preached as patriotic fucken gospel by the likes of such mean and tricky fucken old suckholes as the Rodent PM and his mindless mob of tory zombies chanting "kill the poor, kill the poor, kill the poor... and the refugees!" Fuck you and your friends in Amerikkka, you Ku Klux Klown!

Heck. You sure can cuss for a redskin.

Chato needs to be deported or become a politician....

It's not whether we are better than zimbabwe or stinkostan or wherever, it's just how much more patriotic bullshit there is in Australia now-a-days. We aren't the worst country but in no way are we the 'best' country - buts thats what you hear!
Fucking aussie this and aussie that...fucking sick of it.

they must be pussies if they drink tea anyway. Send 'em to the land of the cappucino machine; that'll fix 'em!

This is a fine nation. You guys have never lived anywhere else have you? Go and live in Zimbabwe or Tanzania... you're living in paradise and all you can do is bitch about it and spit on the people who are trying to preserve it.... you guys make me sick...

??? Can you remember a time when Ostrichlia has ever been any different? l It's been like this since the white men invaded and took over. Perhaps you've just realised the fantasy world you've been living in. Shall I burst another bubble for you? Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny ain't real! They're imaginary creatures made up to entertain to children. Now now don't cry.

The Shrub's insane self-fulfilling prophecy expands its hateful, ignorant mushroom cloud, from the White House to Afghanistan, to Iraq, Madrid and now to London! What a fucken mess, and all completely avoidable if the dumb yokels in Yankland didn't think the sun shone out of their tight, constricted arses!

And with suckhole voice
let us rejoice.
This is our Hollowed Turd.

Ok, forget the beer.

Fuck it (Heck), where's me bottle of J&B and my cheroot?

gimme danger

Heck: limp dick Yank term used instead of hell or fuck so as not to offend small minded dumbarse born-again christian wankers!

John Howard just said on the radio: "Democracy has had a good decade".


Since when has democracy been on full scale continual terrorist alert?

'heck'
interj.

Used as a mild oath.

n. Slang

Used as an intensive: had a heck of a lot of money; was crowded as heck.

[Alteration of hell.]

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

heck

n : a euphemism for `hell'; "Oh what the heck"

Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

Heck? What the fuck is heck?

Australia is all these things but so is just about everywhere else!
The good thing used to be that Aussies didnt have to say all this shit to justify their love...now your un-australian if you dont!
Its all the patriotic bullshit that they keep pushing down your throat; and after a while all you can do is just puke all over the aussie flag...one big technicolour yawn...

Tom Titmouse
Nunawading

Obviously not coz they seem to have tossed xenoxnews.com as a source. (Australia's Most fair Dinkum newspaper) What an outrage, googlenews is obviously way out of touch with the real world.

B Naylor

That chinese sheila is definitely a tart who has fucked her way to the top! Who could be bigger than King Rupert???

70 year old Aussie PM Howard steadfast in his support of Iraqis being blown up in the cause of freedom.

Great satire, Patriot!
You ARE very sarcastic
aren't you?

Patriot is a pussycat.

2.5 years later are you still enjoying it in Baghdad Patriot?

Only if they are Christians.

Rupert may be a fucking
lying bastard and a piece
of shit off the arse of
neocon America, but
there is no need for you
cunts to use offensive
words when talking about
this putrid vicious old slut.

But I don't mind.

what about some gossip on his cronies in Australia???
maybe some gay bondage action between Bolty and fat poy Piers...someones gotta have the polaroids!

Talking to myself I'm talkng to you.

They have all gone
fucking nuts.

Labor + Liberal =
LABORAL

Good point.

I am surprised that some
infected suckholes retain
sufficient awareness to
know that this article
is about them!

By the way -
for those who think I
am an Apache chief who
died long ago.

My pen name is in honour
of a biplane fighter airplane
that defended the Spanish republic
from the fascists in their
"civil" war.

I saw a replica of this
plane back in the States.

You have to overcome the idea
that I am Chato the Apache chief.

He died long ago.

I am a different Chato,
my poor dullard.
Do you understand? A DIFFERENT
individual, born much later.

Well stay at home in your little closet Chato and make sure you don't infect anybody.

Look Flimmy is right. Saddass killed heaps of terrorists. And lots of Iranians too. He used to be our mate, our 70 year old PM used to sell him heaps of wheat!
Now that we know the London bombers were backed by Tehran lets put him back in charge of Iraq so we can go and bomb the Iranians.

Love

SexyTexy

ps thanks for those haapy snaps. I'd like to see one of Green Haired Jim in action too ;)

Whine - whine - whine.

Look in the mirror arsehole.

Say Hello to Maggot Howard for me.