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Sniff....Sniff.....I smell a swarthy sandnigga in thar Xenox woodpile. Smell like when dis here retarded worker 'o mine tried tar fornicate wida wet Rooster. Blood, 'n cum, 'n tore-up chicken-parts ever ware. Ware dat Max Gross - might could he grab 'ol Ricky a bag-o-popcorn?

@Profit MotiveMy servant, Profit Motive try to tell all infidels the truth about himself and about Finance. He was tortured by 73 virgin Accountants for his sins for 1400 years. I appointed the beaten, raped and abused auditor of Jesus to preside on the Bord of Directors in charge of granting all of Profit Motive's insane financial decisions. Oh, those were fun times!

Then, it came to me, I the most merciful Yahweh (Hallelujah), I snuck Profit Motive back on Earth as Donald Trump, a poor, angry Sodomite and leader of MAGA. Again, another miserable failure who start out with big BOOM and ended in complete failure. Now, I am tasked with appoint new board of directors in charge of Donald Trump's punishment.

My nemesis, Joe Biden, saved that Dick Cheney and brought him to a place where I am not allowed - so, he's unavailable. Thomas Crooks - he's a dumb, queer punk and the Profit Motive have his accountants fiddle his numbers for all eternity - BORING. I have other plans for shemale Crooks. I would appoint one of my favorites, George Soros, but I keep him on Earth awhile longer to do more works for Yahweh.

Hmmmm, thinking. I not so smart, so I consult BaalGPT. BaalGPT tell me to place Ed Gein and John Wayne Gacy on Board in charge of punishing Profit Motive (n/k/a Trump). Mr. Gacy has a pleasant smile and that Mr. Gein, he's a creative genius. What do wise XenoxNews people think?

@LordyLordyLordyI wandered around the desert and found some people and then thought I'd write a way to make money and now I am known as the Profit Motive.
It always works.

Told ya he was a cockhead. Joe Biden lives in his fucken head. whomp whomp

@Joe BidenPS - I done hada use dat Joe Bidumb's lost-n-found computard 'gain!!!

@FlimFlamManWat ya holler'n 'bout now, Flam. Yer corpsicle, Joe Bidumb, be 'member'n his kiddy-diddlin days? Ain't dat wat y'all Democrats do - rapes li'll half-breed chil'n. Like yer own line 'o bastard childs, Flam. I bet yer 'bout 83% Negro, 10% White 'n 7% Semite. Dat make you 100% Welfare Communist, don't it. All yer women-folk jest get tar make'n babies 'bout time they turn 10 - put 'em all in some big fat Mammy-hut. Pussy-raise dem li'll jungle bunnies tar grow up 'n be lazy black-bastards. Ain't dat how it be, Flam?

@Joe BidenJoe "Ricadovitz" Biden it looks like your hero Prez 'Orangeman' Littlehands is the one who has been caught diddling the little girls. Seems you MAGA nuts are everything you claim others are.
Not much to do except admit you are wrong and beg for forgiveness Ricky.

I think the only way I will ever get rock-n-roll skinny is if I get fucking cancer so I think I will keep smoking.

@Cunt, 56 HerbertI love little cunts, Hervert. Jill says they call them "Fanny" in Australia. I secretly called Ashley "Fanny" when she took showers with me he he he he. I told her not to tell. These are my fondest memories.....my only memories.....except that time when Jeff Epstein took me and Jill......JILL remind me to call Jeff for his birthday...he always made you wear your cheerleading uniform.....or, was that me? Who's Jeff and.....YOUR NOT JILL - -you look like a smelly old lady.....where's my Fanny? My shower fanny? Remember, Jill? You said it was ok so long as I didn't touch you.....well, anyway, we..........beat........Trump, didn't we???

@Fred from SeafordAnd when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic. We had a black president, a lying dog-face pony negro. A real Hitler. Anyway, what happened was Barack said to me: ‘Go to Detroit — and help fix Covid'. And, I did. He said it.......and.......we.......we......beat.....Medicare, right?

This is the after life ya fool.

The BBC should stick to what it knows.
The Horn.
Failing that, they can show the Pope's funeral on re-run.

I am taking calls in the after life.

Love that pic of Trump being gently handled by Fidel. Looks exactly like the stuffed chook that Orange arsehole is.

John. John! Are you taking calls there in the afterlife? For I got a shitload to complain about... My Missus has been on the catnip again and has been eyein' up the big African lad next do0r.
What should I do John.
What should I do?!

@Walter KurtzBoy, dern't you make fun 'o my jibber-jabber, ya filthy jungle skunk.

Dat twas a n*g*e* do the sing-song'n. Jew jest rote the lyrics fer 'm.

As that Jew L Cohen sang at the 2005 Communist Party plenary...
"First we take Manhattan, then we take the whole shithole country!"

In comparison to cunt Cheney, Trump looks like an amateur

@Walter KurtzHey Wally. Ever thought to lighten up? You know, crack a brew, sit in a deck chair, and watch the Congo River flow by. Would be ever so good for your demeanour and complexion.

Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. Look into my rotten eyes and feel horror's stench swimming waft over us all feeding on my perforated bowel.. Listen to the terror of blind zombies as the spotted maggot transforms into a beautiful winged creature. The horror … the horror.

@RicardovitzRicky, you is all right, brother. Sweet home Alabama, Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama, Jesus, I'm commin' home to you.

@FlimFlamManYou ignorant Yanks know nothing of my homeland, Croatia! Sir Josip was an old man when I was boy, but he was a wonderful man, a powerful man, a strong Croatian leader. My father (I am not bastard like no-balls Albanese) study Sir Josip and how he lead with ruthless, brutal kindness. Father taught me well.

So, you call me "Tito's Bitch" from your hateful Yank ignorance. Truth - I am not merely Tito's Bitch, but reincarnation of blessed fearless leader Josip Broz. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-nlcjDmA9cSY%2FTuAbi5qL1zI%2FAAAAAAAAC60%2FW70Bp6epSEQ%2Fs1600%2FJosip%2BBroz%2BTito%2BII.jpg
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@Herr FucknuckleThe Sultans of Sweel are never short of getting a root has been my observation.

@Old Time Medicine Man"I was sweelin' along... minding my business..."

I would have thought. No need to over think things. Always get you into trouble.

@First time Reader, long time WI closed my eyes, and I slipped away
More than a sweelin'..

@John SeltkaOh lil' John. So sorry to mistake you for your brother-in-dingbattery Ricardovitz. From now on I will call you John "Tito's bitch" Selka seeing you are from Croatia. Because they were, weren't they John ;)

@FlimFlamManShut your lazy mouth, FlimFlamMan. You think you can call me names and push me around like that sissy-boy Albanese? You think you can equate me with some galah, Ricardovitz?

Well, you better think again. I have "friends" hiding in every back ally and crack-den all across Australia and Tasmania. I feed the poor Wogs that the Wop Albanese has long forgotten. They love me and will do whatever I command them to do. Australia belongs to the entire collective of working-class Australians who answer to me and only me. When I say Albanese has no balls, it doesn't matter whether he does or doesn't, because my comrades will make it so if it ain't already so.

I don't know from where you hail, but I hail from Communist Croatia. We don't tolerate the likes of you. We won't tolerate the likes of Albanese either. With the sweat and fists of hard-working Australians at my command, and a hoard of confiscated guns well hidden from the Australian Albanese sissy-britches bourgeoise. So, don't ever, EVER challenge my grip on my beloved Australia again, or you'll see the wrath of Selkta Brigade's might.

@FlimFlamManThat Cheney fucker was so well hidden away I didn't even realise he was alive until they just announced him dead.

Hope he enjoys hell along with those other great Repubnik warmongers like Kissenger and Nixon!

@John Seltka Come on John 'Ricardovitz' Selka, why the obsession with the lady parts lately? Has there been a turn in your masculinity? Starting to feel that perhaps your little pee-pee is little for a reason? Or is it cause you knocked up Sissy?
Whatever the case Ricky, don't be ashamed. Come out of the closet and tell us. We won't judge you any more than we do now hillbilly!

Sky be blue 'round ma paradice, Mr. Blues. Ya seem like some kinda weird, punkish fella, Mr. Blues. Wat can I do ya fer???

@Tony AlbaneseAlbanese, you sackless, worthless, dego-wap bastard! Grow some balls you son of a loose-legged whore. Australia is failing. Kangaroos are dying. Unionists are starving. And, Brigitte Macron is a man. But, more of a man than you, Anthony with a left ovary bigger than your atrophied, dead, shrived-up testicles. So, who's going to Make Australia Great Again? Who's going to bring our Kangaroos back to life? Who's got the testicles the size of coconuts? Who has command of all of the women around him and can make them do jump for joy?

Mr Ricardovitz, your Trump derangement syndrome is leading you to some dark places. Best to get back to your usual routine of diddling your sister and ranting about kudzu.

I love you Tony! I love you more than Violent Crumble, Cherry Rape and Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Teets, but not more than little girls. Sorry, Tony, perhaps if you put on a pretty little skirt and lick on some Violent Crumble? Would you do that for me, Tony?

High-speed rail would revolutionise motor travel and would also be an economic game-changer for Tranny Brothels and Flying Kangaroos!

You can guarantee that mining uranium will lead to nuculear waste. You can't guarantee that not mining uranium will not not lead to nuclear weapons!.

It is in our national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. So, next Thursday, we will be throwing 50 Flying Kangaroos out of a helicopter over Gumbuya World.

Tain't wat YOU wanna do wid 'er dat makes no nevermind. Tis all 'bout how I gonna mount 'er dat ya problly ain't git the stomach fer. Dun't worry none, she gonna learnz ta luv it!!! Ponder this, Cap'n - Ain't you ever see wat a Pit Bull on Meth'nFentanyl do tar a Woman?

Another Thursday night and another beer. Thinking of the POW and its denizens. Now not there, but you know time is a circular thing, and when you have the love for the Boys you know you will be back.
Always.

@RicardovitzOnly thing I wanna do with my little girl is take her for a ride in my terraplane

Li'll girl, you git yarself down tar 'ol Ricky's Plantation, 'n I'm a gonna let ya chewz 'tween ma gold chicklets, 'er ma silver chicklets 'fore I mount ya!!!

Maybe you should put your teeth in and try again?

Ya wrote like you be all stub-titty 'n pinch-faced, march'n in one of dem pink-pussy protests - a fratstrated Harvard femcel !!!

@RicardovitzA classic example of over compensating and projection. Text book stuff. It would appear that you have hit the bullseye FlimFlamMan.

When I git tar hump'n on a pussy, I git skinny-shit nekid!!! Tain't no man warin no nevermind when slopp'n up a pussy. Yo u sum kiunda wierdo or sumptin??? BTW, dat thar BoxBoy dern't look like he git no pussy. He might could be one of dem wierdos who lop off thar dick-'n-balls, but he still ain't git no pussy. See here, pussy git farahormones that git a man all coyote-crazy in thar head. Ya git yer nose near dat stuff, 'n a real man go into fornicat'n autodrive.

“When”?

@Soooo-wee!Oh you had old Ricardovitz nailed back then. Nowadays he wants to wear a dress as well when he does it.

Nothing to be ashamed of Ricky. As long as you admit it.

I done built "Ricky-Smarts". Wizer 'n that dumb 'ol ChatGPT. Pretty-much could tell ya wat tar do 'bout most anythang. But, got tar think'n - "WHY GIVE'M AWAY ALL MY SMARTS FER FREE?". So's I keep Ricky-Smarts jest fer me 'n me 'lone. I'm a only gonna let y'all git axcess tar the real Ricardovitz.

When I shit all my brains out, like that thar Joe Biden, well some times right 'fore then, I'm a gonna up-loade all my worldly wizdom to Ricky-Smarts so's it can keep giv'n y'all thar FAIR DINKUM news.

Wog oil. Swarthy Wogs cain't git 'long wid out it - they dry up 'n crack jest like a dead Elefant pussy.

I remember trying something similar with a bottle of milk a few years back. Left it out in the sun and sleet for at least a month.

I think we called the congealed contents 'The Horn'.