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The White house doctor just announced that the US President Donald Trump just had a Covid booster/vaccination. RFK has yet to make a statement about this.

@Profit MotiveI thought you were a Commercial Titan Mr Motive. It turns out you are just a second rate huckster!

Disappointing. Very disappointing.
Ahh, I have many businesses more than five! And I love my 9-year old kudzu recycling business called Ricky the most. That is until Ricky starts to lose money, then I get real hairy and ornery. Then i put Ricky with my other businesses in the bankrupt bin. But, I must confess, I want to be a Jew, because the Jew beat my businesses in all 4 corners of the desert lands and I love winners. Except, the Jew man only gets one business and he cannot correct the employees with fists and kicks when they start striking. I so much want to prophesize to the Business Winners, but my business is losing money longer than a barking dog chasing desert squirrel.
What meeting would I have to go to get a share of that one on the top? Huba-huba!
Ok. If I, being a member of society, have as many wives as I want I will be helping the aforementioned society to 'strengthen' itself. This is what they are saying?

Well I am all for it. Ready in fact.

Question is, where can I get these wives?

Yours with limp willow in hand,

Hairy Buttknuckle
Flagetlatiius Farctus 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
Nick: "Ok, that will do. Now take him back down to the cellar..."
Fred from Seaford 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
Those two rogues must have had Jojo tied to the chair. You can see him trying to hide the welts around his wrists.
Casual Observer 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
I wonder who cleans the windows? And what are those tethers on the chairs?
Wallace Of Arabia 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
Is that carpet or tiles?
Fmr Fitzroy St Denizen 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
Oh look. It is all the nay sayers. The tall poppy cutters. Well I bet none of you have had as much pussy as Nick. Or written a tune that delights people of all ages like Jojo has. And how about whatever beardy does? I reckon you couldn't do that either.

So just lay off these 3 great men!
Smarticus of Norseland 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
Walmart Satan. Cum-Stains Manson. Queeral Marx. This is where the AIDS epidemic started.
Well I Jumped 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
What comes to notice? Mr Richman has either been working on his car, or, as the ex-editor of the Guardian pointed out that, like Assange, he wipes his hands on his pants.
Beau Brummel 10 months ago Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East
What immediately comes to notice when you see these three vagabonds? A complete lack of sartorial splendor. Now we can't all be young and handsome, but for godsake at least put a tie on man. I mean, how hard could that be?
Fearful Clayton GA resident 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
@Mr.RepublicanOh Mr Ricardo, sorry Mr Republican, I am also so happy that President Littlehands is popping random strangers out on the ocean. I mean, who knows, they might have been heading up to Yankee land to fuck your sister. And we couldn't have that happen could we Mr Rublicavitz?
Mr.Republican 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
Max, it seems as though your Hamas is surrendering. Now, what am I going to watch on Youtube? I sure hope they don't and keep fighting. I really wanted to watch Israel's "Final Solution" for terrorists. Oh well, there's always Venezuela! Isn't it just glorious how Trump has been making narc-terrorists disappear? This promises to be better entertainment than "God's Gaza Plan".
Mr.Republican 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
Cry, Karen, cry. Trump told me to tell you.......YOU'RE FIRED! Now, I've got a lot of work to do firing 300,000 of your friends before Monday.
Ciciolina For Pope 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
No bigger Karen's than Trump and Musk by a country mile. Maybe in history. Big fat fucking sooks. oooh... I saw a trans person WWWAAAHHHHHHHHH .... Ooooohh PANADOL!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
@Joe McCoySalty? Cain't rightly say, cuz I dern't go 'round lick'n bums, queer-boy. McTillers be thar last 'o mixed-breed theiv'n mountain trash. My pa hobbled his pa fer steal'n his moonshine. Tain't noth'n but theiv'n drunkards. Dern't know no mean'n 'o property lines.

Pa made me 'n brother Kalib take cover in a thicket one early morn. Pa setupon his night still ower dusty coals, jest barely warm'n thar mash up . Jest 'nuff fer 'ol drunk McTillers ta git a wiff 'o Pa's morn'n dew. Sho 'nuff, me 'n Kal heard drunk McTillers mess'n with dat thumper, click-clang'n 'bout like a dumb one-eyed bear. We run-up on 'm (dern't need a run, he too damn whooped tar barely crawl), jump 'ol man McTillers 'n bat-beat his left leg ta sawdust.

Pa dragged busted-up McTillers' ower ta one of thar nigga cabins; paid a Gal ta fix McTillers up from croak'n. 'Bout a work-week later, Pa paid visit tar McTillers, 'n found he done raped that Gal silly soon as he cood git his hands 'round her. Git dat Gal big with his seed. Some months later, Junior got born. He come early. Someth'n tain't right wid Junior, dern't know what - I ain't no doctor.

That nigga-Gal took one look at ugly Junior 'n give 'm tar Pa, ball'n like she gonna die 'er somept'n. Pa throwed Junior aside and commence tar whoop'n Kal wid a strap, hate all welled-up in Pa's eyes, bark'n on 'bout how dis be me and Kal's fault. Told us not tar step foot on his land till dis here "thing" get settled wid 'ol man McTillers. So, Pa throwed Junior ta Kal 'n we commenced on find'n McTillers. Found 'm soon 'nuff steal'n from neighbour-Hauler. Gave 'm his boy, Junior, wrapped in a 'tater-sack. Ugly, half-breed, shit'n-machine.

Kal told McTillers Pa want 'm ta raise Junior, 'n Pa 'll give 'm work so's he could keep feed'n Junior's shit-hole. I told McTillers ta stop his theiv'n 'n not go nowares near Junior's Ma. He done as we told. But, dat Junior McTillers - he turned ta be a worse, no-good, lazy, theiv'n drunk bum than his Daddy. So, now ya knows when I tell ya "YA DERN'T KNOW NOTH'N" its cuz ya dern't know diddly-shit.
Mr. Republican 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS......and annoying Karens too. You are an annoying Karen?
Casual Observer 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
You clearly have no idea how ridiculous you sound. At least you have that.
Mr. Ukrainian 10 months ago Word of the year: Genocide
And, that's before the Comedian-in-Chief hires out-of-work IDF soldiers to destroy Russia.
Mr. Republican 10 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
Sheep are a delicacy in Wales. Trump is slaughtering woke sheeple posing as government workers, and feeding tariff-free mutton stew to British X-Pats.
Flagetlatiius Farctus 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
@Mr. RepublicanBaaa, baaa, baaaa.
Mr. Republican 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
SHUT IT DOWN! KEEP IT SHUT! SHUT UP DEMOCRATS! Power to the people. Federal Workers go home. Stay home. Don't come back. Ever. Because Trump just said "YOU'RE FIRED".
@PatriotDeath to reason more like it. Every one is off there head these days what the fuck happened. How the fuck can people even stand to look at a politician and fuck Pele anyway
The nightie wearing Captain 11 months ago Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem
Steal softly thru sunshine.
Steal softly thru snow.
Who is this McTiller fella? Seems like a right salty bum! I bet he is related to one of those pig-stealing Hatfields. In fact I'd bet my sister's well used pussy on it!
Cunigund Kúntr 11 months ago I did everything, everything I wanted to
Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Die Jüdin Jungfräuliches Kind.
Silent is probably better for this one.

@UnregisteredDeath to treason!
I used play soccer with Pelé.
Petterr, Sale 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
@Dennis (with two "n's")Doofus mate. I live in an a rarefied world of pleasure and chicks. And you worry about your pronouns. Stop being so shy and maybe you can get a root. Even if it is 'Lola' at least it is a place to put ya little peeny!
Denis (with one "n") 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
At least my name is not Pennis.
Dennis (with two "n's") 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
That's "two O's" Petterr whose birthing person didn't think to provide you with a correctly spelled Christian name. Regretfully, said birthing person neither thought to teach you proper grammar, rather releasing you into this world forever fated to speak like a Nigerian sniffing about for English money.
Petterr, Sale 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
@Dennis (with two "n's")I think you are wrong there Doofus (with two 0). Lots of loving parents give their kids strange names nowadays.
Dennis (with two "n's") 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
@Denis (with one "n")Denis, as I have both a mum and a pops, they both thought to provide me a proper name - Dennis with 2 n's. This demonstrates that they care about me. Thus, I walk with a spring in my step and joy in my heart. You, quite evidently are missing an n and from this I deduce you are missing a parent. I suppose they did not care enough to give you a proper name, quite wretched.
Denis (with one "n") 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
I recognised someone once. Well I think it was them. Forgotten now though.
LordyLordyLordy 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
Donald and Joe. The perfect decrepit couple for the turd nation USA.
Joe Biden 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
@DonaldDONALD, you lying dog face pony humper, you never won....JILL, did I win the Lotto.....oh, you're not Jill, Jill stole all my blue pills......are you a good nurse or a bad nurse.....I WANT MY BLUE PILL, Jill.....Jill, can you be a dear and sit on my lap while I eat a plate of blue pills.....oh, nurse......no DONALD DONALD, you.....nurse? Jill? Did we beat medicare?
Donald 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
Ukraine will win back and win biggley, all of its territory from Russia, and maybe some extra as commission owed to the United States for what we have expended on this meat grinder.

Russia is a soiled toilet paper tiger with a failing economy - making it an official "shithole country". But, I promise to make Russia great again, just this time without any Russians. It isn't about what Ukraine will get, its now about what Putin will give ME, the Donald, if he doesn't want us to sick hungry, rabid Mossad Agents on his bloodied ass. And, then after the Jews get done ripping his balls off (you know how the Jews love to eat Russian Balls - its a delicacy over there), then my military will secure everything between Estonia and east-bumfuck Moscow for the New Yankee Nickel Mining Corporation.

MRAF - Make Russia America's Forever, that's what WINNING BIGGLEY looks like. Oh, and Greenland too. And, let's not forget Canada - them too.
Average Aussie Voter 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
No, thank god he doesn't.
Anonymous 11 months ago THE TWO-STATE DELUSION
Does this Gross guy ever shut the fuck up?
Ricardovitz 11 months ago RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF LE MONDEY....
Than, Corpuscle Bruce, I reckon I Kin Kount Kwickly on yer vote.....fer......RICARDOVITZ PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA!!!
Cpl Bruce, fmr Digger 11 months ago RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF LE MONDEY....
@RicardovitzGood idea Mr Ricardovitz. The Aussie Digger has a long history of brave and fair fighting. From the time we landed at Gallipoli to free the Dardanelles for Churchill, to when we liberated Khartoum from the Sudanese for Churchill again. The Aussie Digger has done everything his betters have asked him.

So send us back to Baghram! We will get your airport President Littlehands!
Ricardovitz 11 months ago RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF LE MONDEY....
Achganistain be "train'n ground" fer Australia. Dirty, dusty cuntries, the lot of 'em. Fret no more! Rickardovitz 'll Make Australia Gooder 'n Never Again!!! MAGNA.
Sir Les Dentifrice 11 months ago RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF LE MONDEY....
He's just going for the kebabs. Kebabs is winning.
Sgt Gainsbourg 11 months ago RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF LE MONDEY....
Andnow it looks like the Yanks are about to have another crack at Afghanistan. You would think President Small Hands would know better...
Tex Lumbago 11 months ago Unfortunate But Worth It
@DonaldOh Donald. As we can see by your list, your dump is surely one big shithole country!

And in regards to our wide brown land. Thank god we have these 'immigrants', otherwise we'd be eating the same slop you serve up in your resorts.

 

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