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Speak for yourself, Mr Beatitude. We supermen avail ourselves of the benefits of modern technology whenever it seems helpful.

How many generations into the future will taxpayers have to go to pay the debts of the exalted plutocrats?

Supermen don't need no guns

Confirming once again that capitalism (aka "free market") is a “gigantic system of speculating, swindling, and cheating"

ast yer a question. When the fake Ricky has jist gone fer good, do we all do sum funeralizin' 'bout him? Jist wanted ter ast yer 'bout that. God bless yer fine soul Doc.

We will be lumped with the bailout but we will forget it all by next week. By then we will back worrying over important things like whether Brtiney has her knickers on or not.

What we need is engineers - yep, engineers to make us better guns and knives and such. What y'all need is ME, Ricardovitz as yer prime minister so's I can pass laws that let y'all have guns and knives and such to protect yerselves. Yer gooberment is EVIL, and you need a Savior.

Vote Ricardovitz for Prime Minister of Australia in 2010.

I live in God's country and I report the news the way I see it right here on XenoxNews. Benway, Fake Ricky, and Tenant is all one and the same - probably some others too, I reckon.

Y'all is hearin from the one and only Ricardovitz. Still runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia in 2010 too. Thar's a whole heap of news fer me to report, so you boys and girls hold onto yer seats, ya hear.

kin give ya a big hurtin! At fust Ricky jist took it by mouth. Soon Ricky wuz hankerin fer more. Then in the last few months Ricky jist takes it anyways he could. That's the way the devil works. Ya'll kin never get enough. Ricky wuz hoppin' round like an ant on a hot skillet. Ifn yer don git yerself straighten out, yer goin deerect ter Heyll.

Hello fake Ricky. Remember me? My name is Doctor Benway, and I think you should know that the real Ricky wants his brain back - there is not much brain tissue remaining. It will not be long now fake Ricky, and you will go into that dark place you came from. I cannot cut any more brain trying to eliminate you, so you can see how important it is that you fade away soon. There may be a type of Heaven for multiple personalities, but I don't know about that. You cannot scream Ricky - you have no mouth...

Just for a moment there I was worried about what was to follow "down on your fucking knees and..."

Without science the earth would not be faced with total collapse and human skills based on the 6th sense would be well used and practised. There would be no need of any internet as true supermen do not need wires and radios.

You 'white coated supermen' are frauds; more like 'white coated snake oil salesmen'.

As the author of countless scientific publications (don't believe me? - fucking google it) I can only wonder at the amazing ignorance you lot display. Without science there would be no health, no economy, no pub, and NO FUCKING INTERNET!

I know that for you knowledge plebs it is hard to keep a logical train of thought in your head for more than a few seconds. But please do try to understand that there are those among you who have taken the next step up the evolutionary ladder. WE WHITE COATED SUPERMEN have created this world of pleasure and excitement for you. The least you could do is every once in a while GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND WORSHIP US!

Yours in logicalness, Prof Williams XenoxInstitute New Guinea Highlands

It is just the rough and tumble of business. It is this dynamic that drives innovation and wealth creation. If we had your way we'd all still be making tractors for our interminable 5 year plans.

By next week this 'black hole' will be all forgotten.

IP Freely,
JP Morgana

Benway, Tenant, Fake Ricky - y'all's the same folks.

Don't no nothin 'bout doctorin. Don't no nothin 'bout landlordin. Don't no nothin 'bout the grace and beauty of God's Country. Y'all been suckin mud thru a filter-straw fer way too long. It ain't gettin all the salt out and yer brains is shrinkin.

Science is all fine and good but just around the corner things are looking up, because I'm a drunk with women troubles and a dead end job.

I prefer the story of Frankie and Johnny.

Science is like a drunk tottering down a dead end street thinking a pub will be around the corner.

You must be joking. He, like the rest of the ragtag ANZAC bunch, got their ass kicked by the Turks.

By fucking Muslims!

What a disgrace.

Did he invent the washing machine?

simpson was a hero and a legend... he risked his life for us fellow Australians... ur just a sad little fucker with no life who cant look up to a herp

multiple personality even ifn no ghost, fake Ricky. Leastaways old Doc Benway say that be the truthin. But thems pancakes that flip by themselves got Ricky hankerin fer a real hillbilly style chaw-down. Ricky'll jist eat most any thang, even if it be ghost tribulated. Howbout youns?

Its neither ghosts nor aliens. Its the voice of the over mind of the human species telling us that what science tells us, what science explains and justifies, is not quite right.

What is the good of science anyway? All that it has done is taken us to the brink of annihilation of the planet.

Science is the biggest hoax going around. Has done as much harm to humanity as chrisitianity.

Hate to break it to you Rick but your "big smack down" ain't doing a thing except piss everyone (including non-Muslims) off. Meanwhile... oops there goes another major financial institution in the USA!

But, I can tell you a thang or two 'bout Aliens.

We got a whole heap of illegal aliens here in Dixie. My boys is workin on a plan to round them up and git them back to thar mule-women south of the Rio Grande. God-fearing Christians we are, I reckon it's our duty to reunite even the lowest vermin living amungst us with thar familiy.

So, we all pitched in and bought Clyde's old catfish row boat and we're gonna stuff as many of them Aliens in that thar boat (ain't gonna charge them nothin neither) and set them sail back to Mexico.

Yup! When Muslims attack Yankees, Muslims world over is gonna suffer. That's the facts, boys and girls. Next time a bunch of sand-coons try to punch my Yankee step-brothers, We's gonna put a whole lot of smack-down on Saudi Arabia. Don't make no nevermind if Saudi Arabia got nothin to do with it - THEY'S ON THE LIST FOR THE BIG SMACK-DOWN.

Y'all heard it here first, boys and girls from Ricardovitz.

Some people believe that we are receiving messages from aliens. Perhaps they are actually ghosts.

The Ogre does what ogres can,
Deeds quite impossible for Man,
But one prize is beyond his reach,
The Ogre cannot master Speech.
About a subjugated plain,
Among its desperate and slain,
The Ogre stalks with hands on hips,
While drivel gushes from his lips.

--W.H. Auden

Bush, Blair and Howard ARE the fascists in our own countries

Remember if it wasn't for the trio of freedom fighters Bush, Blair and Howard we would be battling the islamofascists in our own countries.

God bless,

Patriot

Fundamentally, life is harsh and our species is brutal, but reason and fellow feeling can sometimes redeem us.

Do you? Does anyone... really?

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It makes perfect sense to me. Can you tell me why the skies are darkening and the wind has picked up? Sometimes I write posts that I'm proud of. Sometimes I'm a Southern redneck and sometimes butterflies will fly away from a puddle and return to it a few seconds later.

And now this Alaskan blubber-head wants to go to war against Russia! What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

This here place is the resident of some CyberCycotic Communists. The CCC is what it is it is.

"I describe this as disturbing not because of the material but because of what this film showed of Peter Cook. I liked Ad Nauseam as an audio piece of work and was quite excited at the prospect of seeing this. However I found the experience of watching this just depressing. It's not funny and Peter Cook comes over as a very bitter character. In public Cook needed to be constantly mocking everything around him. I'm sure psychiatrists could spin a few theories as to why he was like this. He did actually visit a psychiatrist for many years the reason being, according to himself, that he had been putting on silly voices for so long he didn't know who he was. "

"To anyone who might be an old-time Pete and Dud fan, buying this video out of curiosity - please, be warned: this stuff burns."

nows i rememeber!

reflects the state of your footy team mate.

now all i have to do is remember my pasword in....

You can start adding categories and sections any time you like Tex! In other words start building the skeleton of the new site whenever you have time.

Pervis is going to add some things too. My only role will be to provide a skin and perhaps have a go at moving some of this crap into the new CMS.

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Ever been to Witchitaw Falls Texas? I done rode my motorsickle from Georgia ta Santa Fe NM and back some years 'go. Stopped over in Witchata Falls TX one cold 'n rainy night. Stayed at some dot-indian motel. Twern't nothin 'but roaches on thar bed and a pipe stickin into the tub fer bath water. That thar dot-indian at least wern't lyin 'bout there bein hot water, so's I could warm up a bit.

Anywhoo - some scumbag Texamexican or somethin done stole the footpegs off my motorsickle and I had to make me some footpegs from some pipe I found 'tween the drywall, till I could git me some new ones in Amorillo. I was madder than spit at them dot-indians, so I's did a burnout right by thar front door, smokin up that dot-injun's rat-hole of a lobby. Still madder than spit over it, cain't seem to git over that.

Anywhoo - Witchita Falls Texas is a dirty rotten stakn-hole of a town. Ugliest city 'tween Clayton and Santa Fe....cept maybe Jackson Mississippi. Thar's some real ugliness.

We been around over 7 years on the web...20 years on paper...

At the moment we are having a quiet time before we upgrade.

Might as well spell it right...

Y'all done screwed the pooch. Turned a ordinary slow movin, do nothin, nobody gived a nevermind website into a dead-as-dick-livers graveyard.

If'n you cain't by no n*g*e*s any more, who's gonna work my land? That's what 20 young'uns are fer. Dumb 'ol city slickers don't know nothin!