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More up is down, right is wrong, nonesense from the chattering lefties. They can't stand that the force of good and democracy, led by President Bush, is overthrowing terrorism in Iraq and bringing new hope to it's people.

Long after the rubbish written above is forgotten the name of President George W Bush, along with the names of PMs Howard and Blair, will be celebrated around the world by those that long for freedom, commercial enterprise, and democracy.

God bless,

Patriot

Paul,
The real fool here is you. Please go back and read your history books. And to suggest that the Yanks can't handle Russia is simply idiocy. Your journalism is partial, untactful, bias, and most critically an insult to the profession.

Is there anyone left who seriously believes the myth that the United States fights for self-determination when it has invaded more countries and killed more civilians than any other nation in the past 50 years.

Bush and Cheney are both clinically insane. If only Americans were more knowledgeable about their own government and its destructive antics at home and abroad

I'm sure there is still a market for inflatable non-core Johnny love-dolls among the Howard faithful. I don't know what it is, but every time I see a fresh dog-turd steaming away on the grass, I think of poor old demented John.

Some people I know just named their new born baby boy: SPAM

EXHIBIT 1: Inflatable dog turds

Too bad George W Bush doesn't read anything more deep and meanngful than "My Pet Goat"!

Osama's role in the Trade Centre demolition job is by no mans proven... and that's just the way Mr Bush and his minders want it. The enduring threat underscored byt eh enduring lack of facts.

Who did send the anthrax?

but weren't the chaps who flew the planes into the buildings a bit like Osama's drivers?

Osama paid for their ride, and they went where he told them to.

i saw a turd in the sky and it smoked and glistened a jolly brown brown.

tasted so good i bought me another one.

sometimes i look at what I put in the pan and by gosh i wanna pick it up and squeeze it my hand.Make me hands go all gooey brown.


sky the in turd a saw i.

Garrr. She be luverly!

-Anonymous Pirate

and by then he was long gone; to Hong Kong

Peyote is bitter/sour shit and it makes you spew and your ears ring. I'm sure as hell not going to try peyote chicken!

Mate, this is the kind of insight i've been fucken hanging out for.

Bullshit b'wana! Those books are all wrong and you're fucken all right, don't sweat it. Let's have some more of that good old peyote chicken, brother!

Democracy in the USA? They're still still working on it! There are other democracies that are doing a hellova fucken lot better than this shit under the Texas deranger!

Its fucken hilarious the Yanks are accusing the Ruskis of going after "regime change' in Georgia! Meanwhile, the Bushies are all over the fucken middle east not to mention threatening to nuke Iran! FUUUUUUCK!!!

Your expos'e of the facts were brilliant, it's a great pity, with have a country like Australia with a media that are all 'suck steel wool' who treat the public like mushroom's and bombard you with the bullshit that insulting to any garbologist.

Don't hold your breath waiting for the vegetable folk to revolt and start pickling the testicles of the exalted ones. As long as the veggies can get their sport spectaculars, and the weeping billionaires get coddled by the best politicians that money can buy - all is well with the world.

Max you are a living treasure!

I see my article is quite a hit with the readers of XenoxNews. Seems they much prefer the truth than the febrile imaginings of a hillbilly from Georgia.

Abdul,

Tehran

...that I'd fuck a hole in the ground with a bit of grass around it. When it comes to sex I am a maniac. But for Pauline my pecker is droopy like an Englishman after a day in the Rangoon sun.

Maybe its because she looks like my mother?

Yours in need of v!agra,

hairy Fucknuckle

She has good legs - and dances too! Fish and chips is okay. Better than the multicultural cakes with dried faeces sprinkled on top like they ate in the UK recently.

A good woman that Pauline is.

Obama will sign off on their immunity as soon as he has his black ass in the Whitehouse.

And all real Aussies love Pauline...

Crucified by the PC lefties for daring to stand up for real Australians.

Pauline you lit the fire of freedom for Aussies! Long may it burn.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Perhaps in his dotage, a-la Pinochet, Howard and his mentors in the Bush Regime will get the pointy end of the justice stick that they so richly deserve...

I'll have minimum chips, two pieces of flake, and a savaloy in batter please. Oh, and some pickled onions, ta, love!

Eye of the mind makes a movie.

No, I was talking about unlocking the green energy of John Howard's arse!

Longfellow is talking about the article dimwit.

Cryptic, you say? Chopping up a fellow bus traveller and chomping on some bits of his flesh is cryptic? There is nothing cryptic about that performance, my dear Longfellow. No, that act was eloquent in its portrayal of what the horror of modern living is all about. The Captain has expressed the awful truth in his latest essay. Ricky in his clumsy way has also admitted to feeling those same ravening urges.

'cept that Kanada is a Kommunist Kuntry. Ain't nothin but a bunch of bums and yeller-bellied hippies hiding out from the American Draft Board. Bunch of dope-huffin, drug-guzzlin, oil-tar chewin, Klondykes.

Is the USofA rotting from inside and breakin out in total Anarchy. That 'ol boy ain't gonna do too well if that happens.

Is this about that guy in Canada who chopped someone's head off on a bus and ate bits of him? Cryptic, monsieur, cryptic.

Maybe, Rick, maybe, but Osama is still out there while you Americains quake in your boots, chase your own tails and destroy your own democracy at home. He doesn't need to do anything now but sit back and watch the USA rot from the inside out. Mission accomplished!

kin give ya a hankerin fer to jist chop up the nearest body and gits sumthun raw 'n fresh betwixt yer frunt teeth. Buts only ifn yer takin a bus trip in Canada.

Thank you Captain, for warning us about the awful future that is being designed for us all.

I like the smell of a Dutch Oven

So where are they then

What a bunch of nothin - everyone knows that fresh-made chewy cookies is better than those store-bought, pirate cookies.

I'm a tellin you, y'all need to git out of Australia right now, cuz thar sun is burnin yer brains. Must be thar ain't no ozoone over Australia or sumptin like that.

to be accepted into any group of fellas that I might be acquainted with.....'less you're colored or some other kind of undesireable. Anywhoo, you really need to git with the Dixie Program, cuz the Dixie Program is commin to Australia.

blue gums flappin 300 miles an hour. blablablalbalbalbalba - at half the speed of sound. Ubonicks about Economics. Moonbattery with Flattery. A lot of nothin 'bout nothin. Milk with mouse-crap stirred in it. Moonbat white momma and n*g*e*-dark Muslim daddy = nutty black soci@list that talks like a silver tounged snake lawyer.

A lot of folk reckon Obama is the great non-white hope of US politics but it is clear he is just a darker shade of pale Texan crude.

I wouldn't want to join any organisation that would have someone like you for a member!

Are you a real Dixie? Or some kinda Jew York Yankee transplant? Well, if yer from 'round here then you gotta be alright. Cain't be from Texas without guns, though. Whatcha shootin?

I reckon some fella at Xenox news hinted 'round that Tzipi-the-pinhead might be somethin to yap about. But, y'all didn't fill in all the details. Looks like we's gonna have a new leader in charge of the Yankees. I bet old Tzipi will do quarter-squats fer ya if you stack up enough quarters on the table fer her.

The "real" Ricardovitz don't have no lines under the name. Ain't got no homosexual green skull neither. I ain't gonna register with a bunch of meth-crazed, wacked-out, old as ma gramma's shrivled up titties, Anarchists. Might as well play Russian Roulette with my semi-auto Colt 45 - Guaranteed to win every time!!!

ain't Ricky. He nothin 'ceptin a derranged, butt-sniffin, preverted, fake Ricky. Yer gits on the meth 'n stuff - ya'll soon be madder than a rooster in a empty hen house. Jes' don't matta me no nevermine that dern fool Aussies lose their money in any ol bank crash. Y'all git to fulfill your duty as an Aussie butt-wipe fer billionaires.