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Anywhere near Penny Lane?

I make it my business to only fuck those whose business is to be fucking me.

Thank you.

when the promise he made will turn out to be aturd stained dollar bill...
i'm sure shit scared there be a n*g*e* in the white house...cuts all the way to my philosophers stone cold heart...i long ago gave up my belief in race; but genetics? I know that holds true.

I met Barak Sr. in a school right after watching a n*g*e*-movie called Black Orifice. Well, that old coon got me pregnant and we had to git married and moved to Hawiaii cuz my white parents wanted to string me up and that big old black coon too. So, I lived with Barak for a right long enough time, gave birth to my half-breed child that was ugly as a mud-stick. No one wanted nothin to do with me and my Coon-man or my mud child. Then I done fund out that my Coon-man had an agenda: to return to his home country and live like a genuine jungle bunny. He wanted to take me and his mud-children with him. But then, as I was 'bout to step on that aeroplane, he sprung on me that he had a wife from a previous marriage there - a real knappy-headed monkey woman. That's when I got my ax out of my lizzard purse and swung it at his knappy head. He said somethin like "white-girl, WHAT YOU gurugurugurugur...." as that ax of mine swung 'cross his throat and than down upon his knappy head. Well, that was that. The rest is history - my mud-baby duped all them white folks into being their next president. I taught him real good, I did. Yep. Yessiree I did.

jist been nutty as a squirrel's breakfast. Old Doc Benway tellin me 'til enough bad brain gits chawed out - some fake Ricky will keep hollerin' bout tenants 'n screwin pigs - stuff like that. Ya' make yer bed, yer gonna' lie in it. Too much suckin on moonshine, glycol, and cheap meths jist turned Ricky inta sum gall-darn idjit. You fake sumbitch! Enuff is enuff already, fake Rickys. Yer jist trapped in the substance abuse clinic with all us other Rickys.

For Rick and anyone else out there with short-term memory loss:

Croydon, this may come as a shock to one as gentle and trusting as you seem to be, but not all unpleasant events can be turned off by using the remote.

For those few remaining feeble-minded flag-waving fools either suffering from short-term memory loss or severe Amerikkkonism:

If you don't like what's on the radio then change the channel.

Then again I'd fuck anything...

That moves...


or doesn't...


Yours drippping with horny honey dew,

Hairy Fuckeduncle

Ricky don't you think that a rump-punching Satanist for president creates some kind of logical dissonance or conflict with the fundamentalist Christians of the USA? Aussies got rid of their own little Satanist, but the USA sheeple just bleat. What is wrong with you lot? Too much radiation from your atomic tests?

He ain't from 'round here. His daddy is Yankee thru and thru. But, that don't make no nevermind - he ain't a bad President fer a Yankee.

Thar dumbist, stupidist, limp-dick of a president we ever done had was Jimmy Carter, and he was born and bred in Georgia. Well, South Georgia, that is - he ain't from North Georgia. Thar's a difference. Still, he's a big disgrace.

Ah, yes - The Niebelung. Das Niebelungun geschnitzen von geblitzen. How true those words still are! Fritz is right once again. Let that be a lesson to you all.

Bush can barely read (his scripts) or write (seeking permission to take a leak during a UN session). I guess he comes from the land of cotton?

certified... imbeciles!

Definitely a certified imbecile

Georgia is God's Country, you heathen. The Lord lives in Georgia. We all worship the Lord, you hell-worshipng atheist, blasphamous, devil dick-suckin two horned, rat!!!!

GOD BLESS DIXIE. LONG LIVE DIXIE. GOD LOVES GEORGIA. GEORGIA LOVES GOD.

Fuck Georgia! Those fucking Russians should give us back Konigsberg (not fucking Kalingrad)!

And while we're at it those round headed Poles should get their lazy arses out of Silesia and Pomerania - once German always German!

Breslau and Danzig long to hear their mother tongue; not that harsh language of the slavic gutter.

ter thet derranged, butt-sniffin, preverted, fake Ricky 'n his pig-stickin contests. Jist try these ginoowine Clayton hill-folk events.
1. Prisin gold fillins outta Jew's teeth
2. The purtiest pig's butt
3. Jist killin everthang yer kin see
4. Havin the best hill-folk mutations
5. Most pride fer not been a nigra
6. Teachin sissys what real butt punchin is
7. Biggest arse parasite eatin contest
8. Rollin in mud with real Dixie hill-boys

Hell, I'm gonna take the name and start up a hole new thang called Xenox News. Why don't y'all jest turn it over to me now?

I reckon I got lots of good iders to get folks readin and writin here. Here's some fer free:

1. Post full text of the Anarchyists Cookbook
2. Have a gun-nuts chat room
3. How 'bout an Aborigionee Of The Week contest?
4. Let's all get involved in the Dixie grass-roots political cause.
5. Y'all could sell BB-Q Kangaroo meat and Kangaroo wallets with Dixie flags burnt into 'em.
6. How 'bout "Bubba's Beer-Guzzlin Picture Book"?
7. How's 'bout a "Pertiest Mouth" contest?
8. And, thar's the John Howard Count-down Lottery. All's you got to do is have some honest Joe run the books and have everyone contribute 1 Aussie Buck to guess the hour and day of John Howard's death - y'all 'd like that contest.
9. How about a Cyber Cock-Fighting or Cyber Dawg-Fighting?

I'm not talking to you cos you do not exist.

I spoke to Ezekiel? I can't remember that. I think it must have been a spammer Ezekiel. Check your e-mail again.

Maybe the "old" XN should remain as some sort of hysterical historical archive and we just work on the "new" XN as if from scratch?

ricardovitz you are a certified imbecile

Let the Golden Age begin. Let humanity shine brightly before it falls so that all souls remember the lesson well upon their return.

folks, but tain't never no problem with Ricky 'ceptn that it gits ter be a real bitch when yers takn ter be a hairy hill critter or crazy 'tard. Jist prayin fer a trip on a Canuck bus so Ricky kin gits a good feed. Yer kin cuts a head right off a nigra on a bus - buts its still a good feed! Y'all worry none 'bout fake Ricky - Doc benway sez thet thar dawg don't hunt anyways.

I fear that this is how the collapse of the known Universe begins. However, it is a relief that John Howard is still a confirmed bastard.

Y'all Aussies dern't know the difference 'tween a County and a Town.

I live 'bout 8 miles outside the TOWN of Clayton. Whilst Clayton COUNTY is jest south of the Big City (Atlanta) - 2 hour drive south from Clayton (town).

Now, Clayton County, bein on thar south side of the Big City, where's lots of niggros and heroin-crazed dope-smokers live, is where some meth-smoker claims to have found Big Foot. Tain't nowheres near God's beautiful mountain paridise.

I can tell y'all that there ain't no big-foot family living anywheres around Clayton, Tate City, Dillard, Warwoman Dell, Mountain City or such.

I done hiked all 'round these parts, camped here and thar, hunted these parts fer years. Ain't me nor none others of us ever seen any "big foot". Not even any rumors or gossip of such a thing. We got bear, rabbit, deer, wild dogs, fox, squirls, turkey, and morons from big cities who spend thar whole lives lookin fer stupid nothin like Big Foots!

I reckon some Yankee shot himself some kind of retarded bear thinkin it's somethin it ain't. Maybe some freak-bear got half his face tore off by a mountain cat, makin 'em look like some half-eat-up, long-haired, meth-smokin, Yanktard.

Supposedly there is a whole family of them big foots there in the Georgia woods.

Any of your kin involved Ricky?

Now I see what all this fuss is over! Shoot, I went to thar flea Market in Mountain City Saturday and the rock-man was rant'n and ravin 'bout them findin bigfoot in the woods, someware 'round Warwoman Dell, I thought.

I figured he wasn't but an old man makin some fun of me like I don't know nothin. Well, I don't have no TV and only get 3 radio stations - mostly country music and gospel. So, the rock-man at the flea market ain't a making fun of me? He wasn't shattin me?

Well, I'll be!

i agree bite the bullet...

I will contact you direct Yugo and we can discus further.

God Bless George Bush - he's a damn fine president. 'Cept fer his lettin in all them illegal Mexicans and Muslims to our Nation. Don't know what he was thinkin on when he done that?

Well, burn them Mexicans and then bless George Bush. He done slaughtered more of them Muslim devils 'round the world than any of them foreign presidents.

Now, it looks like them comminest-hippies is gonna 'lect a n*g*e* muslim to replace george bush - that aught to make yer happy, Max. Bow down and lick King Obama's feet, Max. Hope you like lickin n*g*e*-toes.

It ain't the Jews who control our gooberment. The gooberment controls the Jews. The gooberment owns Israel and will put the screws to the Jews to git Israel to do it's biddin' fer them.

Ain't really hardly no Jews anywhoo. Y'all been duped into thinkin thar's Jews everywhare controlin everythang. Ain't no Jews fer hundred miles or so 'round here. Gotta drive nearly 2 hours to see a Jew, if you can find one. Yep, I know folks 'round here have meetings and talk about the Jews and such.

One time I asked 'em where the nearest Jew was. All they said is thar's plenty of em in the big city. Said Jews cain't live outside of a big city 'cuz they'd die just tryin to figure how to eat. Thar God don't let 'em hunt, don't let 'em farm, hell - I guess they gotta eat some kind of gook-slop or such.

Got me a heep of wood to chop, now that I done sawed all them dead trees down. Thinkin 'bout borrowin one of them hidrolick log splitters - done tired of coppin wood.

Found me a big old hornet's nest hangin in a tree 'bout 30 paces from my house - gassed it real good. I reckon it to be 'bout 6 inches across. Thar's an old man in Tate City that collects 'em and hangs 'em in his store. He got some big old dead rattle snakes in jars too. Says it keeps the colored folks from comin 'round. Traded 'em fer a new knife and some grape soda.

I ain't got no use fer dead hornet's nests, 'cept when dern deadbeat tenants don't pay no rent. But, I got me a good tenant - pays his rent on time, don't cause no ruckas, don't filth up the place neither. Thar feller keeps to himself - don't never even have to see nor hear him. Don't complain 'bout much neither. Think'n I might trade a week's rent if he'll plant my fall crops fer me - ain't a bad trade.

All them out-of-towners done fished up my spot on the upper Chatooga - but they always throwed the catfish back - so, they aught to be well fed and ready to jump on my hook. Glad to see 'em go - good riddins!

Idiots!

I believe all the problems with Russia and it's neighbours stem from the fundamental misalignment of borders in East Europe. In particular if Germany was fully returned it's lands that Stalin stole from her it would be a generous gesture that would send a good message to all in the region.

And if this doesn't satisfy Russia then it will be time to stand up to the menacing bear. For it is said that within every Russian democrat is a Stalin waiting to come out. They only understand brute force, so maybe like in the past we will need to give them some of this medicine.

Harry Bismarck Jnr

Cut it out! This place gives me the creeps! One of the hippies or zombies could suddenly leap out of the database before we could make a run for it. Worse than bloody cats!

Silent night, holy night. I think I'll make some spooky sounds...

be a gall-darn idjit. That cheeze dun slipt right offn hiz cracker. I tell you whut, he aint been choppin down any old dead trees. Enuff is enuff already. Whytcha jist git afores this real Ricky gives ya a hurtin, fake Ricky?

no Ricardovitz with thar line under him.

Been choppin down dead trees, killin termites with fuel oil and a killin hornets. Gotta git my chores done 'fer I can think on more news stories. All them Yankees and Floridiots gone home and it's right quiet up here. Them city slickers brind thar damn plastic boats and shat up my river. Bunch of animal-humpin, tree-huggin, dumb old hippies - hate 'em!!

Glad they's gone - ain't even no good fer payin rent.

I almost began to understand - but the feeling passed. There is some crucial message that I need to grasp - right?

Mel I think you mean the Rose Revolution.

For goodness sake, the bloody Georgians attacked South Ossettia, provoking the Russian response! 24 hours later Russian troops marched in! Saakashvili is a U.S. stooge who came to power in a CIA-backed coup labelled the 'Rise Revolution". Critics of this post really need to get their facts right!

Saakashvili is being portrayed as the victim when he is in fact a corrupt, self-serving crook. Democracy in Georgia? Not with this fool in charge! The Russians have their excuse now to stomp this insignificant bug flat!

I thought that pic of Pauline was for this story?

Is that you Charlie Brown?

This blog is crap.

still alive 'n not funeralizin' none. Good ol Doc Benway helped whens Ricky wuz so weak he couldn't pull a greasy string outta kittens behind. But nowsadays Ricky's busier than a bee in a tar bucket - hankerin fer to jist take a trip on a Canadian bus ter see if kin git sumthun chewy 'n friendly betwixt mah frunt teeth. Howbout youns?

The former Australian Parasitic Malignancy, the Horrible John Howard, is to become a suckhole knight for services to the NWO.
The NWO was particularly grateful for non-core John's disarming of the Aussie hillbilly folk, imposing the burden of a GST, and his failed attempt to impose the NWO universal ID Card that is not an ID Card but is actually an ID Card.
The NWO also mentioned non-core John's brave attempt to "harmonize" Aussie wages with the generous levels of third-world countries.