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I reckon I don't find your Maxine all that perty - but just 'bout any woman looks mighty perty with her panties down 'round her ankles laying cross my lap getting her butt smacked.
I'd make those eyes bulge, and then some!
Desp trev
Anywhooo, back to my fantacy about spanking old Maxine. She has that special look 'bout her that is just cryin out fer a good 'ole country spankin. I bet that Femacommie don't even wear no drawers. Pull them man-britches of hers down 'round her knees, and I'll have her pray'n to the Lord Jesus in no time and love'n every miniute of it.
All you got, Tenant, is Cheap Chinese tape? Ever see what happens to a man when stun with a 2,000,000 volt stun baton? It don't kill 'em. It just knocks him out in convulsions shakin on the ground a thawed gerbil in a Homosexual anus.
Let's me get some good licks in with my steel-toed boots. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tenant Lollipop? I done counted 'bout 5 - that's what it takes.
Hey, Tenant, I reckon I aught to let you in on a little secret. You know them little dime-store throw-away cameras with flashes in 'em? Only cost 'bout $10 and they make a mighty fine stun gun! Lord, yes they do - take it apart and touch them two contacts to the light bulb to yer chest, Tenant. Makes for a fun evening with yer drink'in buddies. Shore does.
Anywhoo, I don't fart 'round with no camera stun-guns. I got me one that plugs into the wall socket - ain't no sense in having all them volts if'n you ain't got a few amps to throw behind it. Know what I mean, Tenant?
That's how we keep shit-bag tenants in line 'round here.
No Conservative in the US ever liked your boy Johnny. He's an gun-banning, limp wristed, sissy left-winger as fer as we're concerned.
Boy I'd be in a lot of trouble!
Yours in sweaty anticipation,
Hairy Fuckuncle
Digger,
Cranbourne
No Faz mal; eu estou Chines...
BTW, thanks to revolutionary magnificence, this also works for young cripples.
You know I spent my life for this. Now I am crushed in my middle age, my prostate the size of a rock and knackers barely used. But I'd do it all again for just one sweet taste of her hippie vagabond ass... just one more sweet taste.
At least it is in the movies I download!
Yours with a sticky keyboard,
Herre Fuckmuckle
Must be heartbreaking now you can't blame John Howard for all your troubles.
Digger,
Cranbourne