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Now that reminds me of the time when I was just a boy, fired-up with all kinds of strange ambitions and twisted curiosities.
They say that blood is thicker than water, and I sure found that to be true, but why do they say that Jesus was born out of a virgin mother for Heaven's weird sake?
What evidence do they use? I've tried researching on this topic but I have not yet come across any useful explanations - but I digress.
When I first tried to make my own zombies, I found that the raw material failed to take the strain, but I persisted and finally my hard work bore fruit.
So let that be a lesson to you my friends.

I was wondering why the paint jobs on Titan were so rotten. Some better preparation and the sand worms would not have gotten into the walls so much.

Party Pooper

That is a patch on a painted concrete wall. Why would a space craft have a rough surface painted fashionably purple?

John Howard: "Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have immortal longings in me."
Maybe it was Cleopatra who said that, but I'm sure that non-core John should have said:
"Give me a political party and a nation, and within very few years I shall have built them both into smouldering ruins!"
Sure beats sniffing seats!

I sure hope your volunteers were landlords or similar racketeering filth, Doc. I have great respect for your acumen and talent Doc, and we will both do better if a few scum of the earth give up their tribulated souls for science.
BTW Doc, would you have a few ideas on how to stop land-stealing leeches from breeding and spawning their own awful kind? I just cannot abide seeing the awful spawn of land-thieves swarming around the place! Include real-estate agent property pimps in that for me. Thanks again Doc. You are a truly fine man - the finest man, and the saints could take lessons from you.

Not too many "regular persons" around inbred scarecrow country. Plenty of those with three legs being seen as normal for those tribulated parts. But even "a 3-legged dog with a tumor on its brain" has more right to life than those nightmarish, retarded, pig-poking, father-raping, sister-marrying bog-people.

I reckon since you is only innerested in brains, you won't mind me gettin the rest of him. I figger that if I can't git him good and warm in the summer sun, them Hauller brothers might could have a swell time with him.

just from seein a queer-folk in action. I reckon most everyones seen queer-folk before. Ain't nothin but a but a 3-legged dog with a tumor on its brain.

ie for my benefit only.

For longer living and loving and banging and whoring!

All Praise to the good Dr B!

Yours with a cock like a plinth,

Hairy Fuckyouruncle

Only a sissy and queer could know something like that for sure, I reckon.

Just one of them things that queer-folk get all riled up over. It don't mean no nevermind to regular folks, but to queer-folk, it gets their faces all pruned up like when they's watchin sports.

I kant spell either

Dear spelling failure, by the belligerent tone of your apology I guess you wish to sulk. Just get your act together turkey, or life will slap you around!

i was pissed when i wrote it cunt.

Thats right: cunt.

Did I spell that right cunt?

Look at this disgrace: "when your not looking." Tsk, tsk.
Try this next time: "when you're not looking." Thank you for your grovelling gratitude, but no thanks for your crappy spelling.

slant-eyed Nips, Zim. The more deader the better. Ain't good fer nothin - can't even use them for concubines, 'cuz they grunt out the ugliest look'n half-breed bastards!

I been tellin these Australien folks that they need to look north to the South. Old Dixie can be the Light of the Lord shining down upon the creation of New Dixie.

Now, yer name sounds a 'lil like a dot-head name. Or some other kind of foreign name. We cain't have no foreigners in New Dixie. Only perty white folks.

Now, that thar Wendy seems like she might be the right white kind of folk for New Dixie. Still ain't never seen no white Australien, only the negroid type. Kind of skittish on regular Australiens 'till I see a picture of one. How's about white-Wendy put a little glimpse of her up on this here forum. What do y'all Australiens have to say about that?

Can't wait for the Japanese to start holding commemorations of their war dead on, say the Kokoda Trail or, better yet, Sydnet Harbor!

It is a great Liberal tradition to sniff arses, indeed to buty one's snout deep betwixt the buttocks of one's mentor. It John Howard's case, look no further that the wrinkled white arse of George Wobbler Bush!

being pissed as a newt now i just want to know...
that bearded prick, did he know it was hard???
you know, reached down from space and squeezed it a little?
A spaceman Jesus who likes to tickle your knackers when your not looking.

Fuck now I got your idea.

Worship the Jesus of knacker tickling brilliance.

No splinter of the cross, just Christ poking your knackers....

With his tongue!

And do something fer a change. Help us make yer land, Asstralia, the land of New Dixie.

It would be glorious, Tenant, simply glorious.

Can't stand those whimpering parasite landlords. Just kneel on their throats until you get them greedy lying landlord mouths taped up real good. Then you can get on with the work without listening to their blubbering and whimpering.

You bloody bastard Austrian scum! You and your kangaroos, barbies, waltzes, operas, music, beaches, schnitzel. You supported Hitler you filth, and next time I'm in Sydney I shall refuse to eat schnitzel, and I will avoid Vienna! So there - Strauss can get stuffed too! No wonder you pisspots have to screw your own families - look at John Howard - inbreeding!

That is sooo disgusting!

Now I better get back down to the basement... the 'family' is waiting for me ;)

Yours in Austrianess,

Grab my hairy Fudgeknucklese

Y'all's drink'n poison coffee? Sneak'n some kinda crazy new latte drugs in yer coffee?

You Aussies is somethin else. Cain't make do with all them durgs those chinks is makin for ya. Need more drugs, and now y'all is takin yer poison in yer coffee each mornin.

How's 'bout y'all just clearin out of that thar piece of land you got and let us Southern Folks set up New Dixie over yonder?

Don't worry CO I am doing fine in Cranbourne. Interesting to see you are revealing your hatred of the decent hard working Aussies in Cranbourne whose taxes are subsidising your latte-sipping bludging ways. Typical leftie; always someone else's fault.

Digger,

Proudly-in-Cranbourne

Thanks for your concern Digger, but why don't you give me some useful advice? You should feel free to take your own advice though. Now I will offer you some gratuitous advice - offer your services to non-core John as a welcome arse-parasite or personal jester. How is that shit-hole Cranbourne doing?

How about getting a job so you stop complaining about Australia's greatest ever PM.

Digger,

Cranbourne

"Victorys" - what? Have to get more sleep. "Victories" of course.

Well Digger, you've done it again - not many would have the courage to idiotically cling to baseless and misplaced faith, but you never flinch! No wonder the ANZACs had such victorys against their own lost interests.

When the 'people' don't follow your idiotic ideas you blame them!

No wonder your ideas have been consigned to the dustbin of history! Thank god for the true giants of Human rights Ronald Reagen and Maggie Thatcher.

Digger,

Cranbourne

It wasn't like she was sitting on the chair at the time!

I know crazy old John was famous for having his nose up wealthy arse, but this latest WA John Howard Party episode is ridiculous in the extreme. There goes the Liberal state election chances. Well done, you John-loving lunatic! Quick! Get the printing presses running to print-up some fake Labor Party fliers that support Osama - or at least Satan.

That well-known Church of Satan has many adherents these days, prime ministers past and present, the assorted scum of the earth, reeling through the streets, waving their crosses and other symbols of their Lord Satan, eyes rolling in their stupid heads, drool hanging in long threads from their slack, hungry mouths. Their real God is material gain. Land, rent, any form of tribute, sex with children or animals, worship of the Golden Calf. No degradation or falsehood too low, or too extreme. Otherwise they are okay.

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you around real hard. Sounds like ain't no one out thar wantin to rent you a place to smoke yer crack-pipe and be a whoremosexual. I reckon you ain't gettin the better of no landlord, otherwise you'd not be squeelin and yabberin like a stuck pig. You probably writen all this from the jail-house, on the jail-house computer, ain't ya?

Sorry! I meant developers. Getting too excited.

It is clear to me that Aussies are stupid to the last drop - the last drop of their own blood that is. No greater love has any fool than an Aussie who lays down his life to keep landlords, dirty delelopers and slippery politicians on easy street. At least we can see those Aussies who say, "I don't want to know, I just want to watch sport on TV" get their stupid, ugly faces smashed in by the real estate collapse. Bring it on!

I'll cypher you, pig-fucker. You bog-fairies must think we are all as stupid as you ignorant retards. I know what land stealing is, you abomination, and I know just what your God's warnings are all about mister cross-waving fake-Israelite misfit. The only thing in perpetuity is your sorry arse rotting out from a pig disease while you struggle to comprehend kindergarten ethics.

As long as it is some other dimwit paying the price for my freedom it's fine.

I hear that the German is bringing his own corpse out to Australia so he has something to bugger.

Hey Fritz! What's your problem? Our dead not good enough for you?

That last one looks more the sand worms of my colon...

Quite painful when I had to shit it out!

Trouble is, as it collapses, the USA is taking most of the world with it. Like a rabid dog, it will cause a lot of damage before its gets put down.

What's more, Turkey was neutral at the time. The ANZAC/British attack on Gallipoli was an illegal act of war!

Did I hear you right? Your land? You better hope there is no Hell, scum-creature. Repent now, because if there is a hell you Jesus-squeezer, this is why you will roast, you subhuman pig!
Leviticus 25:23: "The land shall not be sold in perpetuity, for the land is mine; for you are strangers and sojourners with me."
God's own words to low filth like you piggy-boy. Burn you bastard! Burn!

What cushy big-city does ya hail from. You ain't no country boy, so don't go and try to fool me, Tenant. Just man-up and tell me where you hail from.

Anyone who ain't payin my rent, that who. If you agree to pay my rent fer the chance to stay on my property and you dern't, you's stealin. If you ain't payin my rent, then you is oppressin me. So, that thar scum be you, Tenant you dumb 'ol cement-box dweller, city-slicken, coffee-slurpin, weaponless, helpless, government-dole slackin, ain't good fer nothin.

There you go again Digger. It was a good try, but you and I both know who built the Howard/Costello "prosperity" boom (household debt) that the Rudd crew inherited. Or are you going to tell me that toxic John's adoring public rewarded him at the last election? Be careful, they may come for you with the nets and stun-darts! Ease up on the alcohol.

When will you ever let up Chato? Australia is now run by the latte sippers favourite Kruddy. He even gave you the feel-good do-nothing apology you lot craved so much!

But what will Kruddy and his union bosses do now that they and their state govt mates are starting to wreck Australia's economy with their rising interest rates and inflation? Kruddy can't keep blaming Howard for everything that is happening now.

Digger,

Cranbourne