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Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Final solution in sight for Sydney?
Bog-cricket, I thought you would have learnt to stay off the wood alcohol. That methanol has made you even more loco than a skewered landlord. I can't follow any of that hillbilly crazy-talk. If it is pig buttocks or father-raping you are after, you can get that in that hell-bog you awful creatures wallow in - as well as every filthy pig-disease, and then some...
Father Ted 18 years ago Final solution in sight for Sydney?
Oh thank you Paddy for your heartfelt words.

Now get me that altar boy...

Luv,

Fr. Ted
Father Patrick 18 years ago Final solution in sight for Sydney?
God is my landlord
I shall not want
on Earth and in Heaven
Give us this day
our daily rent
and forgive us
as we forgive
you for not
getting bent
AMEN
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Jobless rate going up...
Better get your guns and ammo back, Digger. Anarchy is coming and we need to be ready. Let the punks and the left-wing whores do our bidding for us, then we wait in the wings and strike with the fearseness and organization of fire-ants with machineguns.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Final solution in sight for Sydney?
Like I said, you don't need to concern yerself with my commin for the "rent". I ain't into you. I'm just gonna pimp you out to them Hauller fellers. I won't need to get nowhere near your penis-infested buttocks. I'm after Sis and you're my ticket.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....
The Lord had no need nor desire to fornicate. His purpose was to save humanity from the the Devil and from Sin. Scrump'n Israelites wasn't no nevermind for Jesus.
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago Final solution in sight for Sydney?
Poor old Sincity. Better to just douse it in petrol and let the whole fucking lot go up in smoke.
Herr Fucknuckle 18 years ago Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....
Did Jesus fuck? Supposedly his mum didn't. What about his old man? And what about that whore he hung round with, and all dem disciples and whatnot. Did they ever get a root? Suffer knobache?

all these questions...it is enough to give me the horn.

In fact...

I'll be back in a few mins.

Yours in hardness&purpleness,
Hairy Fudgeknuckle
Chato 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
Ricky, here is a quote. Make of it what you will:-
"Diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means."
- Zhou En Lai, Chinese diplomat & Communist politician (1898 - 1976)
John Baptist 18 years ago Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....
Wanderin in the frikkin desert all those years... couldnt get no root nowheres, got the brill idea of CON-verting sinners to my bed... hey, thats one party trick that still works, come on up suckers, and i'll anoint thee with my swagger stick begod!
Vegie Girl 18 years ago Suckhole award inserted!
I can still see Maxine McKews' beamng face as the election results came in: not only had Howard lost government, he had lost his own electoral seat. NOBODY wants him... except the the neocon nutbags in the USA.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
Is that all y'all are made up of? What kind of war you expect to win with words?

Why don't y'all git your guns and ammo back and have at it?
Cynical observer 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
A war of words, my dear Ricketybits - a war of words and dark deceptions...
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
This is a war, in case you haven't noticed. It's dern hard to notice any warrin going on when y'all ain't got a single gun nor bullet between the whole lot of you. Git your guns back and your bullets, then we can talk war. 'till then, you ain't nothin but a gum-flappin crazy man.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....
And, as far as formating goes - I did it better than it done showed up. Satan lives in cyberspace and is screwin up my message!
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....
well i'd like to follow your words Jesus, but your adherents can't format their articles properly!

Jesus Christ 18 years ago Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....
If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple.
Chato 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
Can't see the problem. Rudd has done the job of ridding us of toxic John, so why not make them both into pet food now? Make all the political sociopaths sit up and take notice. This is a war, in case you haven't noticed.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Howard press-photo anomaly.
Ain't no dumb vegataliens neither. We don't give no two bit gun-banning John no nevermind in the Confederate states. Sofar as I'm concerned, he's a damned left-bent pinko commie.
Vegie Girl 18 years ago Howard press-photo anomaly.
Yes but the bloody-handed zionists, neocons and enraptured christian end-worlders still love the old suckhole of steel. He'll always be welcome in dear old Alabammy!
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Dear Ricky...
Someone must have snuk it in, a thinking I wouldn't find it.

Anywhoo, the only right sandwich to eat 'round here is a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandich.

Here's why: We have plenty of pigs 'round here, plenty of tomatos, and plenty of letuce growed by the letuce farmers - so that's what we eat to 'uport the local economy.

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato - It's Dixie Approved and good fer ya.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Aussie national anthem
Reminds me of one of my all time favorite movies - Lepus - bad-assed giant rabbits chewin and knawing on dumb Yankees.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
That's right, boys and girls, yer boy's gonna be our new bitch. Told ya'll to join the Confederacy. Didn't want to listen to old Ricardovitz, now look what's happenin to you.

Join the Confederacy and git your guns back. Otherwise, you's a condemned nation, that's for sure.
herr fucknucle 18 years ago Howard press-photo anomaly.
I've lloked closely at his vage... I cant see anything!

Yours confusedly
Hairy Fudgeknuckle
Howard Hater 18 years ago Howard press-photo anomaly.
I can see it! There is something hideous attached to the badge. Although the fine-print on the badge seems to say "I slipped it to Margaret Thatcher and she squealed like a pig!"
Cynical observer 18 years ago Howard press-photo anomaly.
No, the pic looks normal to me. Howard has even parted his hair the usual way.
YUGO 18 years ago Howard press-photo anomaly.
No can't see it....
Howard Hater 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
Let's suppose Rudd wants to insert various objects up Dubya's arse in a suckholing attempt to ingratiate himself. We must remember this is the same arse that concealed all of sucking Johnny, except his feet. And his feet only hung out so that he could be extracted on special occasions to be inflicted on Aussies.
Nestor 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
I - like many others - did not vote FOR Krudd.... we voted AGAINST the Lying Roent... and by Christ we got rid of him! Even his own electorate dumped the malicious old bastard!
Trucker Dan 18 years ago Let's get real
Drop and give me a blow job
Loony Les 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
Big deal. I salute Dubya all the time.

Every time I wake up!

It's standing at full stretch; pointing to the sun and our world leader.

God bless George. God bless my dick. And god bliss that mess i made on the carpet.
Cynical observer 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
It is sad, but all is not yet lost. When Kevvy starts complaining about it being dark up Dubya's butt, we will have a real problem once again. Soon it will be the brown bloke - Whatshisname, or Clinton's old sheila. I think it is time a few of the mega-rich were found hanging from high places, twisting gently in the breeze.
Digger 18 years ago Just another suckole on the vine
You latte-sippers must all be in a tizzy. Your super hero Kruddy has turned out to be a disappointment. Well what did you expect from a ex-public service hack?

Digger,

Cranbourne
Niedermyer 18 years ago Let's get real
Drop and give me twenty!
Cynical observer 18 years ago Let's get real
Then you would have enjoyed some Howard/Costello "Golden Showers Warm Yellow Ale" as did many brain-dead Aussies.
For a while there it was provided in copious quantities - fresh, warm, and free! Now comes the hangover!
Niedermyer 18 years ago Let's get real
I only drink light beer
Niedermyer 18 years ago Let's get real
You're all worthless and weak!
Cynical observer 18 years ago Aussie national anthem
Digger, you must be confused. There was no economy after John and Petey sold it off - just a huge household debt - like a bomb-crater. Maybe you are thinking about another galaxy.
Whhhaaahh 18 years ago Nick Cave gets Monash University Doctorate for 'taking drugs and singing'
Nick was good when he was on the bad shit..or was that the good shit...well, when he was getting smacked out to the gills
Paint your Wagon 18 years ago Let's get real
Hmmmm....Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale.

"Brewed with choice malts and an extended top fermentation, Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale will improve with age, becoming more interesting and complex in flavour for up to 18 months. The results are well worth the wait! 7.5% Alc/Vol "
Dingbat Dave 18 years ago Let's get real
Once me and the boys got sooo pissed on Coopers....
I remember at one stage i feel down and sat on one of this bottles; it fucking plugged my arse!

reminds me of what my dirty ol uncle used to do me sister...make her sit on beer bottles...dirty old fucker he was.
Digger 18 years ago Aussie national anthem
Your anthem sounds more like the lament of all you lefties. It is well known you can only think what your told by that holy trinity of latte-sippers Pilger, Chomsky, and Max Gross.

As for the drop bears... well that looks like what is happening to the Oz economy now Rudd and his union bosses have got their hands on it.

Digger,

Cranbourne
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago Let's get real
Really?
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Let's get real
I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.
TEX LUMBAGO 18 years ago Let's get real
air freight me a six pack will ya
Cynical observer 18 years ago Let's get real
A friend's homebrew made using a Cooper's kit, was better than the shop-bought bottled Coopers! Truly! I will have to check if he is still brewing - he is not local unfortunately [:-(].
Cynical observer 18 years ago Aussie national anthem
Drop bear! Here it is:-
Curley 18 years ago Peace? Is it too much to ask for?
You must really be a Jew then Ricardovitz because what you are refusing to do is what the new testament is all about.

Cynical observer 18 years ago The Arcane Chemistry of Consciousness.
I prefer the image of a jealous and sneaky, Howard-like limbic system hoarding information and hiding it from the rest of the brain, which is only fed Liberal-Party propaganda.
Cynical observer 18 years ago Aussie national anthem
Those sheep are bad, but nothing like as ferocious as an Aussie drop-bear. I have a pic of one of those brutes gloating over the bloody remains of its unfortunate prey. It has a jaw full of dagger-like teeth.

 

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