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Gentle Tenant 18 years ago Religous Fanatics On the Rampage in Tibet
Chinese make the awesome Jesus-Your-Little-Butt-Buddy arse-tool for hillbilly pig-boys. I wonder how many of these failures of genetic transcription have been rushed to the witch-doctor to get trashy Chinese love-toys picked out of their stupid arses. The crucifixion one must really hurt!
Now, don't go sticking that pea-gun up your butt Ricky!
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago MY PAIN IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PAIN
Ooh, I got the all-over fidgets on that Ricky! You've really shaken me up real bad. I got goose-bumps all over! You must think I'm one of your stupid inbred pig-boys or something.
Well, I tried to see things from your point of view skunk-dropping, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your arse. Maybe if you got one of your father-raping boyfriends to grease it up good, I could give it another try.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago MY PAIN IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PAIN
Nothin other than an old "butter-butt" what we call you big-talkers with big slippery-as-butter assholes. They's got a bunch of you fast-talking, cement tenants with butter-butts up thar in Jew-York.

We've got some good 'ole boys 'round here that 'lll take care of you, Tenant. Not my thang, but some of these mountain boys who still theys own shine and grow marijuana might take a real liking to a butter-butt cement tenant like you.
The Chinks don't mean us no harm. But, you Aussies better watch your backs. They's got an eye out for yer piece of dirt.

Chinks make good cheap stuff. We like cheap stuff. I got a Chink pellet rifle that shoots a .22 pellet at over 900 fps.
Fascinating to see all the lefties out and about with their love for the Dalai Lama.

Pity he is just another CIA stooge!
Ricardovitz 18 years ago The New Tenant
I reckon if the Tenant is a scared of a little wet weather, he's just a sissy boy. Ain't up to no fight'n. Aint' up to liven the good life up here on Duncan Bald. Free rent and all - and all I ask fer in 'turn is a little chit-chat with my rock-hauler friends. They's gonna teach you all ya need to know about "Crusher Run", "Grad'in & Pavin".

Tenant, how can I ease your mind that you don't need to be all scared of our rainy season. My boys will protect you real good, so longs you taken right good care of them.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago MY PAIN IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PAIN
Devil is all in your mind. You Jesus-sucking ladies are so weak between the ears. Quit your squealing you ignorant, shit-wallowing pig. This Jesus story was cooked up by dirty perverts so they could get at little children and rob their parents. Any God-botherers in your neck of the woods probably prefer pigs. Child-molesting sky-pilots are as welcome as a dose of yellow fever, and learn to stay away from the tenant.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
I'm not stupid primate-boy. While you hillbilly warts are having out of season twisters, you won't be receiving any visits from the tenant. How about sticking a Jesus doll up your diseased butt so you won't feel too lonely waiting?
Ricardovitz 18 years ago MY PAIN IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PAIN
for many many years, Tenant. This line from the Devil, it ain't nothin new. We know the Devil's servant when we see him, you ain't got nothin new to tell us.
When Tibetans protest and fight for their country it is called 'brave' and no one in the west questions their right to fight.

But when Palestinians do it it is lablelled terrorism.
Yep, when the Chinks call in their bills, the Ynaks are going DOWN, baby! Oh, and where's all that sanctimonious Yank outrage about boycotting the Moscow Olympics? Oh what, Beijing got you dorks by your tiny, shrivelled balls? In the imortal words of Jim Carrey: loo-hoo-oo-ZERRRRR!
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
A leading economist says the Federal Government can not do anything significant to ease Australia's chronic housing stress because NWO carpetbaggers will not allow nations to halt mass-immigration from third-world pestholes.
But if the main culprits started losing money, it would be fixed immediately.
Unregistered 18 years ago Jesus Was A Zombie
Who threw that?
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago MY PAIN IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PAIN
The first thing for you sex and money crazed "Christians" out there to get your feeble little minds around, is the fact that the whole Jesus story is faked-up fiction. So you creeps won't get to any heaven by waving crosses, thumping bibles or going all funny when you see statues or pictures of Jesus-on-a-stick.
Must be an awful thought for you greedy pigs, that you can't get a screw or gloat over your stolen wealth after you die. Hope there is a Hell for you suckers to spend Eternity in. If you want to sample the delights of the afterlife, I can help. At least you can have a cross shoved up your arse for Easter.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
I don't set my clock by these cocksucker religions Ricky, so I might disappoint you this time. Just like Jesus said - you won't know the time or the place. Just think about hanging up there on that cross. Just like your Jesus demon. We will have a real nice time one of these days Ricky. Just you and me. You will be there with tears streaming down your face - but smiling, because I want my heads smiling before they go on a stick. And me saying "Don't let this magic moment end!" - real romantic. But I guess real romantic for you, herpes-boy, is to be some fat, hairy, ugly hillbilly's wet dream.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago The New Tenant
I done gave you my address, and even some directions fer you to help you find me. I got a little cottage I'd like to rent you, Tenant. Won't even cost you much. I'll make sure it ain't nothin you can't handle. Real nice and quiet out here in the green treed mountains of North Georgia.

I even gets some visiters every now and then from town. 'couple of brothers who haul rock and gravel when they ain't growin marijuana. Real nice folks, they is. They bring me their sis to play with so's I don't git too lonely up here.

Spoke with them already. Said they's up for payin yer rent for you. Come on by, Tenant, they'd like to meet you. It's a win-win for everyone. Real nice up here on Duncan's Bald.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
Some mighty thick sounds coming from the Jesus-on-a-stick boy. I have plans for you proctology-boy. Got any crows around your filthy tribulated shit-hole? Because you would scare them crows real good after you have been stuffed with pig-litter and your lips sewn up with twine. Nailed up on a cross Jesus-creep. How would you like that? That is as close to your freaky Jesus you will ever get you pig-fondling anal wart. I deal with you holy-boys all the time. I get you swamp girls calling for Jesus something fierce. You could say that I kinda help a lot of parasites find God.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago The New Tenant
You ain't up to terrorizing any Landlord. I rent property to skin-flint cheap bastards like you, and I jack 'em 'round real good when they's behind in their rent.

Ain't nothin funner than jack'n a tennant 'round who you own 'cause he's in debt to you. It's like havin my own personal n*g*e*s at my beck and call who serve me so long as I want them to. When I tire of these dead-beat n*g*e*s, we just turn 'em out in the middle of the night. Then we wait.

And we wait, and wait, and wait, and wait for sometimes 5 years. Until one of 'em returns think'n they's gonna git their revenge on us. Now, unlike you Jewish Tenant, I ain't so dumb as to tell ya what we's wait'n for. That's for a genious like yerself to cipher on.
FlimFlamMan 18 years ago The New Tenant
There is no lower form of life.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
This falls within the category of "all's fair in love and war" and make no mistake, this IS a war.
Another great idea is to drive all the real estate agents out of town. They are all "fair game" as I see it.
Of course, you could drastically reduce immigration, but the plutocratic NWO mafia will never allow that.
So, just work harder, longer, cheaper, and travel enormous distances to your soon to be outsourced and "rationalized" job.
Good Joke 18 years ago Terrorist strike in Jerusalem!
The bowl of spaghetti moves when it is being eaten.
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago Religous Fanatics On the Rampage in Tibet
They'll get the same support the people of Burma got. Nil. Remember, Burma was front page news for a few days but then something important happened. Maybe Britney flashed her pussy or something...
Tibet hasn't a hope. Especially since China owns the yanks.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago Terrorist strike in Jerusalem!
Only one thing that stinks worse than a landlord, and that is a sneaky, synagogue-sucking, penny-pinching Jew landlord. These sneaky Jew bastards are mostly fake Jews - cannot trace their ancestry to anywhere remotely near the fake land of Israel. If there are any real Jews, they are very good at hiding themselves. BTW, a few of the women in Israel are real angels, and darlings, you are too good for that crap outfit.
How strange to find a CCP mouthpiece commenting on the Tibetan uprising in Lhasa. I believe Tibetan people have the right to fight for the justice. There will be no takers for this story. I am with the Tibetan people. The time has come to stand up!!!!!
Unregistered 18 years ago Terrorist strike in Jerusalem!
Parents say the Adass Israel Girls' School in Elsternwick paid for its principal, Malka Leifer, to return to Israel after sexual molestation allegations emerged against her last week. She left Melbourne 24 hours after being investigated and sacked by the school's board.
Unregistered 18 years ago Terrorist strike in Jerusalem!
Australia has an extradition treaty with Israel, but Israel does not extradite its citizens.
Unregistered 18 years ago Terrorist strike in Jerusalem!
The Adass community is a small, ultra-orthodox and reclusive group of about 150 families based in Elsternwick and Ripponlea. The school monitors its own curriculum, down to morals and dress code.
goodness, or else
sam i am 18 years ago Terrorist strike in Jerusalem!
Outlaw "religion", save humanity!


and , highlighting the utter insanity of these lunatics



"'Nuff said! Religion is a pox!
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
Hi doc, I got heads. You might be interested. I got a lot of hints on how to do this stuff from your mates Gein and Dahmer. I pickle real good, you could say. What do you like? I have real estate agents, some real sweeties. Some real fat landlords. I did a couple of tastefully posed property developers. I am planning to go for full bodies soon. I could pose them real cute, but I need some tips from you on how best to do that. I got some live brains Doc - how about that?
DOCTOR_BENWAY 18 years ago The New Tenant
Gentle Tenant, let me introduce myself. No doubt you have heard of Benway Recreational Psychiatry(TM) in your travels. I am that Doctor Benway. I must say, you are a very impressive specimen. Please feel free to drop in for a quick consultation. I am sure we can come to a mutually satisfactory arrangement. I need not tell you that there is much that needs doing. It always a pleasure to meet another professional in the same line of work, if you know what I mean [;-)]
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago The New Tenant
That will be in your dreams you hillbilly arse egg. It will be awful hard for a Jesus-squeezing lady like you to do anything much after being dragged through miles of your scrub-country underneath a pickup truck, after having your gut cavity filled with dirt from a pig-pen and stitched up real nice with a bag needle and twine. Your head might be left behind on a stick for sentimental reasons - so your boyfriend can still have something to tongue-kiss.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago Religous Fanatics On the Rampage in Tibet
Be patient pig-waste. I'm coming, you bag of inbred pet food. It will be over so quick pig-boy that you will never know what hit you. But only when I'm good and ready, arse-face. I've got bigger fish to fry, and greener pastures to hunt in. Why don't you go and grease yourself up a nice fat pig, and give your poor dog a break? You scrub-bunnies could get together for a bit of daughter raping, or brother raping.
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago Religous Fanatics On the Rampage in Tibet
Are you sure you're on the right page Ricky?
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Ricardovitz 18 years ago AMERICANS PREPARE FOR AUSSIE IMMIGRANTS
Only a dumb trailor-trash low life like you'd think that marryin yer sister is anything less than blessed by the Devil himself!

Now, marrying a cousin ain't no nevermind. Nothing wrong at all with that. It keeps the families 'round here real tight; keeps out rif-raf, darkies, atheists, chinks, and all sorts of devil-loving people.

We like to think of it as "prevetative extermination" of lesser species. So's we don't have to go wasting our hard earned money for good ammo, chasing you moon-bat coon-lovers out of God's Country.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago The New Tenant
Fact is, it don't mean no nevermind to me. If'n you's rentin land or cottage from me, PAY YOUR RENT, or I'll throw you off my land my self. And, if'n you turn about and step foot over my property line, I'll blow it clean off with my machinegun.

And, there ain't a damn thang you's gonna do about it neither.
Charlie Chan 18 years ago Religous Fanatics On the Rampage in Tibet
Tibet is Chinese!

Fluck you you sirry idiot Dali Lamba!
Sorry but this piece is really lame.
Those loony Buddhists are no different to Al Qaeda. Both are delusional religous nutters.

Give me dilectic materialism anytime.
Gentle Tenant 18 years ago Religous Fanatics On the Rampage in Tibet
You go get 'em, you noble sons of Buddha. Don't you go getting confused. This time it is the Chinese devils that get the petrol. If you guys need tips on how to deal with a filthy swarm of land-grabbing landlords, just ask. Send those dog-eating devils back to Hell.
You are mouthpiece of China, mother f u c k ing C h i n a
Cynical observer 18 years ago The New Tenant
Yes, in the terrible apocalyptic future world of Gentle Tenant, there will be nothing but war.
Cynical observer 18 years ago Jesus Was A Zombie
Loony Les, try to contact the Liberal Party website for some more useful tips. Although the steam-powered Mac might let you down.
Loony Les 18 years ago Jesus Was A Zombie
Drill a hole in your skull. Actually make it a rectangular shape, say the size of a female USB port. Then plug a USB connector in it and the other end into a Mac. You will get a response from the computer. I know cause I have tried it.
Howard Hater 18 years ago Jesus Was A Zombie
All the clues were there - non-core John is the Jesus/Messiah demon returned from the dead (remember John's Lazarus comments). All that is required to save (once again) the subhuman locust hordes is to nail (yet again) the new John/Jesus/Messiah to some sticks. You may need to nail up some of his thieving buddies as well.
Levi 18 years ago Jesus Was A Zombie
What about electricity in the brain. Surely it can effect something.

Cynical observer 18 years ago Jesus Was A Zombie
Hey Watcher! You sure your text is not part of "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha?
It might be worth fitting to the music for a good laugh.
Gentle tenant 18 years ago AMERICANS PREPARE FOR AUSSIE IMMIGRANTS
What are you going to eat first you hillbilly loon? Your worm-riddled dog, or your arse-rot girl? I bet she is your sister, or at least your first cousin. You pig-people don't trust anyone outside immediate, inbred kin. You should donate your mind to science, because you are just one big drooling, mumbling sociology study just waiting to happen. Isn't that right you pig-probing Jesus-creep?

 

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