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Lord, i've just been given solid proof that too much Meth rots the mind.

Well, at least John's ID Card isn't an ID Card, and it isn't compulsory except that everyone has to have it. That's something - isn't it? Why don't we stop worrying and just love John instead?

Why hang around? You need not see the Oracle to realize the financial wheels are falling off the pathetic globalist applecart. What rhymes with Global Financial Catastrophe?
I'm sure that most senior politicians know that the globalist game is finished - at least as we have known it. Nuclear warfare anyone?

The best thing Bracks did for Victoria was topple that arsehole Kennett! Beyond blue? beyond fucking belief!

Supreme! Don't it? Ned's raging sing ranged alright. Go figure.

Try these:
VICAR DIRT OZ, VICAR DO RITZ, VICAR ROD ZIT, CAR OVID RITZ, CAR VOID RITZ, ARC OVID RITZ, ARC VOID RITZ, CARR OVID ZIT, CARR VOID ZIT, CZAR ID VITRO, VIA CORD RITZ.

I know you're a lyin. Ain't no cows down my road - had you been down it, you would have known exactly what kind of livestock people raise 'round here. Ain't no whores their neither. Need to go up the road 'bout 7 miles to find you a whore over in Mountain City. No, sir, that thar Confederate Flag stands proudly in a heap of crusher run. I rekon even a dumb old city slicker would know the difference between manure and crusher run....

Lord, city slickers are so dumb. You don't need no GPS gidgeowidget to find me. Just park your kick-n-go in front of my National flag and walk yourself through the thicket, across the field a ways and up to my front door. No need to honk your horn, or bang my door, or make a lot of noise. My dogs will sniff you out and let me know when you arive.

Hey, Ricardo, I was in Georgia once (she loved it!) and I took that dirt road off of HW 76 looking for some cheap, white trash whores I heard earn a thin buck out that way, yeah sure, but that Confederate Flag you mention wasn't staked in a pit of gravel, it was a pile of dirty stinking cow shit.

Air drop the little creep into the Tora Bora mountains....

I look forward to your visit:

Herr Fudgeknuckle

StMary's Hospital for the Insane
berlin

Just ask for the guy with the sticky keyboard.

Have you got the google maps co-ordinates there Rick for my GPS? See you real soon!

I'd lay down with that fighter anyday!

Again? So many things to do. So little time to sign my name to them.

It's a difficult war, isn't it Chet - you know, the one for the preservation of Democracy. Like you, I will continue to fight the good fight. If you send me a piece of paper, Chet, I'll be glad to give you my autograph. That way you can take care of these mundane tasks for me:

c/o Ricardovitz
2224 Claud Smith Rd.
Clayton, Georgia 30525

Or, come by and drop it off in person, Chet - just take the dirt road off of HW 76 for about 3 miles and turn onto the grass field marked with the Confederate Flag staked in a pit of crusher run gravel.

Sure, I'll clarify this for you. It's quite an old philosophy, actually. Let's start with a fundemental principle of my beliefs:

"When in Rome, do as the Romans."

Now, lets analyze what Left-Bent-Liberal said:

"Ricky, "If you want a house, then just buy it"... Did you mean that? Maybe you were feeling a bit weak, because your ideology has previously been: "if you want it, just TAKE it!"

I'm all for getting what you want or what you need the easiest and most efficient way possible.

Before reading any further answer this simple question: How many different ways is there to get from point A to point B?

Well, here's the way I see it. If I can get from point A to point B by traveling in a straight line, and it's the most efficient use of my resources and least risky, the straight line shall be my path. If I can get from point A to point B, but must travel on a long winding risky path, I might just change my mind and abandon point B. But, what other options do I have? I could structure a payment plan to pay some people to get me from point A to point B safely and expeditiously who might be better equipped to do this than I would be. I could be stupid and blindly put my faith in fate by traveling the long risky road to point B - but that ain't my style.

I would much rather pay someone to bring point B to me. Or, if I could get away with it, I might just cheat, change the rules and call point A point B and kill off anyone who dissagrees with me. Give me more time, and I will give you more options. There are always options; ways to get things done or make things happen.

Paying for something is one option. And for most people it is the easiest, least risky, and cheapist option. So, why eliminate it as one means to an end? Only an insane fool would cross "paying for something" off the list of options.

My options are the same, whether I live in an anarchist society, a socialist society or a capitalist society. Societies change. People don't change. And, when it comes to getting what I want, only the risks and costs change a little. I will always get what I want, unless it contradicts the laws of nature. But, even then, I wouldn't completely rule it out. All rules were designed to be broken, otherwise they wouldn't be rules.

His stumpy little legs have been far from reliable lately. Maybe John could use some of his rubbery figures as a bungee cord to flick him to safety. BTW wasn't it Howard who claimed that the government of the day is to blame for interest rates? How come he is not claiming that now? The East Timorese can keep the filthy little horror clown.

Ricky, "If you want a house, then just buy it"... Did you mean that? Maybe you were feeling a bit weak, because your ideology has previously been: "if you want it, just TAKE it!" (presumably with some firepower to back up your claim)
Please clarify whether your position is variable or unstable or flaky on this matter. Of course, you are as free as any fruitcake to be as nutty as circumstances demand. There is no implied criticism here, just clinical interest.

OK, I'll bite! Now let's send Mr Howard to Iraq, have him maybe do a greet-and-meet in the streets of Sadr City? I'm real sure he would get the welcome he justly deserves!

You again Ricky? Don't you have some other hobby, like squeezing zits on your fat lazy ass!

Ricky you give Americans a bad name with your endless steaming gushing horse pucky. There is a war on, sonny: the war to restore democracy to the USA!

I know that Michael Savage says that "liberalism is a mental dissorder", and yes perhaps it is. But, I don't think that Ex_Liberal_Voter is necessarily insane. Possibly lazy, poor, unproductive, and maybe a devoute stundent of Bumonomics. But, insanity is not something that we professionals should take so lightly, don't you agree Doctor?

In fact, I think you missed the whole point of my response to ELV's dictionary lessons. Some people can't handle the TRUTH, so they get violent, act irrational, and become completely devoid of logic. Other's can't handle looking in the mirror at their ugliness that has withered, not only their face, but their grey matter. This often leads to confusion, ambivolence, animosity, and in severe cases depression and mental deficiency. But, I have yet to see a case where any of the above would be the root cause of true insanity.

So, I think you should go back and re-evaluate Mr. ELV, before jumping to such abrupt psychological conclusions.

Ricky, many victims of modern life are facing the need to overcome the stigma of clinical insanity. I see no shame in it myself, but there are those who fail to understand. Some clinicians like to destroy brain tissue with neurotoxic "medications", but here at the Recreational Psychiatry(TM) unit, we refuse such hypocrisy and charge the problem directly with our scalpels or with automotive electronics. There really is no shame in clinical insanity - take the plucky little Oz PM. I adapted a car's engine management computer to run his brain, and he is doing okay - that is if you like that kind of okay...

I think I understand the definition of fuckwit now.

I know Pornograqhy when I see it. I know Communist Doctrine when I read it. I see and smell the difference between a sand monkey and a norseman without reading about it.

And I know Anarchy without some lame-assed liberal-arts major with a masters degree and Phd in reality avoidence writing a 10 page article about it!!!!!

Dictionaries to justify WHAT and WHO they are. Truly pathetic. Truly a sign of aging radicals turning neo-liberal. I just cain't wait 'till these government tit-suckling commies who think they are "Anarchists" ('cause Webester says so) get alzheimers and shoved into nursing homes. Then, they will learn what fascism and anarchy really is.

Well, the Ricardovitz Dictionary says that the above definition is Communism, not Anarchy or any bastardized interpretation of Anarchy by putting an "IZM" on the end of it.

See, white people, if we follow the twisted intellectualIZM of lefty-liberals who thumb their dictionaries like a street-corner preacher thumps his bible, then the following would be true:

Hindus ain't got noth'n to do with HinduIZM

Radicals don't get involved in RadicalIZM

Jews don't preach JudenIZM

What's happening here, white people, is the bastardization of language by liberal communists. The same people that want to bring you GlobalIZM, CommunIZM, and SocialIZM. Are you lemmings starting to see the connection here yet?

Anarchy is pure. It is real. It is simple. It is the base level of human existance. As opposed to Anarchizm, which is nothing more than lazy left-bent intellectualls putting a fancy rapping paper over a stanky old, mold-ridden, fungus-filled shoe called nanny-state "Socialism".

As long as I don't have to hang around with the 'collective'.

They usually don't wash.

Maybe if they made me the leader of the 'collective' I would be more interested...

There ain't no Devil. I ain't the Devil. I'm just your worst nightmare, the worst "bad trip" that an LSD-licking lemming ever had - THE NAKED TRUTH.

Demon! Release his body! Begone!
-anti666

What do you THINK y'all are?

Everytime I talk to people who think they are Atheists or Anarchists, it turns out that they are nothing more than government tit-sucklers. Why not just call yourselves what you are? Here, I'll help you come up with an appropriate name for the collective political pursuasions evidenced here:

Beggernomics - people who have nothing but like to complain endlessly about how productive people won't give them what they don't have, rather than work their asses off to get what they want.

Leachocrats - masses of lazy drug-guzzling hippies who hate stress, hate work, just want to puff drugs and "expand" their minds, all day and night, thinking that what their existance is somehow important or benefits the human race as a whole. This political group expects others to work hard, be inventive, study, do research and take risks so that they can continue to live happy-go-lucky stress free lives.

Productives - people who work, educate themselves, study, defer spending and consumption, independantly research areas of interest and take calculated risks to enhance their ability to independantly care for themselves and family members dependant upon them.

Governtheists - A religion comprised of various beliefs that Government is the Holy trinity, the Father, Mother and Holy Spirit. That Government can mystically take care of all of the needs of mankind. All that is needed is for the Leachocrats to become the high priests, or at least for the Productives to blindly follow the Leachocratic faith and turn over the fruits of their labor to the Government.

What is your current name demon? Ricardobub? Goblinovitz? How does it feel to have no body but to crave one, Demonovitz? All you massless beings fit the definition of truly spineless. Your mates are having some trouble with Johnny's rotted-out body. You may not need him to have a soul, but a functioning nervous system might reduce his stumbles. Back into the sewer, demon.
-anti666

What are you degenerates complaining about now? Is your nanny-government not giving you a tit to suckle? Or did your mummy and daddy kick you out of the house they worked hard for and purchased with their fruits of their labor. And, now your lazy, good-for-nothing, ass doesn't have a place to live?

Since when are people "entitled" to get things that they don't work hard for? Wake up white people, this is Darwin's World. There ain't nothing wrong with letting the weakest amongst us starve and die. That's just the natural order of things.

Now, Socialists believe that ALL people are entitled to the same things whether they work hard for it or sit around puffing reefer. Socialists believe that it's not fair for people who work hard, take risks, and invest the fruits of their labor to be able to have more stuff than people who dick around in school, get knocked up in high-school, puff reefer or smoke crystal meth. Socialists believe that hard work is evil and that puffing drugs is noble. Socialists believe that when mummy and dadda kick their little rotten asses out, that the NANNY-GOVERNMENT needs to take care of them.

Socialists are anti-Darwin. They believe in feeding the losers while starving the winners in an effort to de-evolve society back into furry chimps. Well, most socialist hippies make themselves look like furry chimps - there's your proof!

Look close at that calamari. What happens to all them foreskins anyway?
We have had years of Howard's non-core suckholeburgers with GST sauce - what next?

I notice that "Stumbling" John was received with some butt-sucking hysteria in Tasmania. Too much inbreeding perhaps? A put-up job? A full moon?
No matter how hard his fans suck, they will never suck as much as John does. If John thinks you can help his vainglory, you run the risk of having your brains sucked out through your butt!

"affordable housing" - "deals with property developers" - "Invisible hand"

These terms make me think of one thing. The ALP in Victoria.

They have even invented and are introducing a way of getting the invisible deals done past the non ALP stacked councils.

Remember Kennett? Well the facts have clearly established that the Kennett Government was more transparent than the Bracks Government!!

Australia will be a property developers nirvana when ALP run state and federal.

I believe "anarchism" is not the same thing as "anarchy" by standard definitions. Feel free to check it out. Feel free to not feel free if you feel compelled to feel that way - unless you don't.

When there is the light of love

Y'gotta trust us

let light shine

Y'gotta trust us.

let the lying lie...
and the dying die...

Y'gotta trust us

without the property rights.

If the Minister says you are a naughyt boy, does that make you so, even though legal process found otherwise and proposed to release Haneef on bail? From what we know of Ruddock - and the rest of those prats in the Howard tag-team - he cannot be trusted on LIE as a matter of policy!

Since it was the Bushowitz gang that turned everything upside down I suggest thems are the real anarchists!

I always thought Kentuckians were circumcised

Ain't no camels 'round here. This ain't the shifty sands of Ayrabia! This is the lush, green, fertile womb of God's County! Ain't noplace pertier. And, as far as "Kentucky" fried chicken goes, yep - they use chicken dicks, livers, gizzards, hearts - you name it and fry 'em - well in lard and flower, that's what gits shipped out to you forigners anyways.

Are the horse-shoes lucky like the song says, down in old Kentucky? I refuse to eat anything that remotely looks like it has been "Kentucky-fried" or Kentucky anythinged! You need more than ordinary luck if you gobble down what could be deep-fried, battered, camel foreskins.

Always thought there was something odd about that chicken.

Some southern transplants voted to secede during the War of Aggression, but, your real Kentuckians ain't but a bunch of Northern Sympathizers.

by something now called "linguistic anarchism". That's a real shocker!! Put a real scare into me. Made me see the world in a whole nother light. Expanded my mind beyond the limits of God's universe.

I guess that's what happens when left-bent former anarchists get old, fat and falby, losing their hair and gaining contentment from an occasional puff of the marijuana reefer. Sad. They probably never even owed any guns for their nanny-state government to take away.

Hey, if you cain't rely on Anarchists to start a revolution any longer because they don't own the matches to start the fire or even any gun powder to make it go "boom", then what?

Welcome to Slavery in the 21st century. Where you either own the slaves or are a slave. Which one are you?

I'm gonna block the S-bend of my dunny - just in case!

It has certainly lifted the usual standard of verse and jokes on Xenoxnews. I suggest a much closer emulation of the Plath death/life style - to add some metaphorical sugar to the turd.

Ron, thank you for your superior intellect and reading skill. I am among the few who express their dismay through this syle of linguistic anarchism. After all, if the non-core turd can bore us all to death with his evasive dronings, what is wrong with clarifying and translating his tripe?

I enjoyed reading it. Not many people have written about the "business" end of things in this matter. It's good to see.

A star is born.

It has the cadence of a Rilker and the content of a Wordsworth.

And the tragedy of a Plath.

Subtle but bold, dark but light, mellow but angry. This young man has summed up the mood of a nation.

Bush is finished, his incompetent "career" highlight as US Prez an unmitigated disaster for the USA and the world. He should have stayed drunk, we would all be safer today!