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For the past 11 odd (very odd) years, John W Hogwart's only interest in indigenous Australian affairs was to crush all progress made in the area of land rights. Now, he 'discovers' (shock! horror!) child abuse, violence and other social ills in aboriginal communities as if they just dropped from a passing UFO. Send in the troops - just like with the Tampa humanitarian crisis - and blame the victims!

Shoot or imprison everyone with a car licence, or that shows interest in driving or learning how to drive a car. That will stop these car bombs.

Some Muslim tried to blow up Mickey Mouse today. Lit off a pipe bomb in a Disney parking lot.

Since Disney is America's Mecca, it's only fitting that we slaughter all of Iran. You thunk I was gonna say "BOMB MECCA". Nope, that ain't the immediate problem. It's all about the sand monkeys of Iran. Destroy Iran, and you destroy the Devil's legs.

These lunatics wanted to kill hundred's of innocent people. But the latte-sippers still want to play politics and blame PM Howard.

This is why your side of politics is unfit for national leadership.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Are these the fearsome, well-funded terrorists from a huge global terror network? I'm shaking in my boots! There is a far greater danger of being choked to death by a politician's fart! Or from drinking some of their famous recycled sewage. In my suburb, the local council put shiny tiles spanning the footpaths. When those suckers are wet, you slide on your arse with the greatest of ease. They spent other people's money to build a true hazard for their citizens. Does this mean they are terrorists?

Two drunk scotsman took wrong turn at Glasgow Airport!

Prosperous way of life? How can that be? Somewhere near one and a half trillion dollars nett Oz debt (Household and other), and balance of trade performance is stuffed. Johnny has been telling fibs again. That galoot Costello has been very creative with the truth also. Oz morons will eventually get to pay the bill. No use screaming then you poor retards. It may help to tell the dullards that debt is not a nett asset for the ones who have to repay...

Digger, that's not rain flowing! Does it feel warm? That is the wonderful golden blessing that non-core John irrigates his loyal subjects with. If you tilt your head back, you may get a few drops going right into your gob! Now wouldn't that be great!

I will tell you that some mexicans are really nice people, but some are so desperate they would stab you in the back for the shadow cast by a penny. Every time I go back for a visit I stay away from the big centres. Why? Because my fellow Mexicans breed too much! There are TOO MANY of the poor bastards! I warn everyone, everywhere - STOP BREEDING!
As for Bush and the rest of the gringo hypocrite politicians - they care little for Mexicans. They just want cheap labour and votes.

Yes, Patriot has it right about the traitors, except for their identities. Those corrupt sock-puppets of transnational piracy have brought the ire of the world of Islam down upon their own citizens, by the attempted theft of the middle east. Did everybody expect that there would be no price to pay for doing the dirty work of Johnny's greasy plutocrat mates? Of course, Johnny has his money now and he can move on. There are those who think he should be handed over to those who feel agrieved by his craven violence...

Remember the Alamo!

Give us back our land you thieving white-eyes and go back to where YOU come from!

All you fascists are bound to lose Ricky! Your boy President Shrub is about as popular IN THE USA as the bubonic plague... the times they surely are a'changin' big time, redneck!

Time for the illegals to go home. Back to mexico and take you anchor babies with you. I wil pay a bit more for a head of lettice, and I will mow my own lawn, and I will clean my own house if it wil mean you wil go home and let me no longer hear spanish spoken in the stores and schools and if we could get some emergency wards open again... goodbye.. and don't let the fence hit you in the butt on your way over.

The water flowing into our dams proves that our PM is right most of the time.

Unlike the latte-sippers who invariably get it wrong.

Digger,
Cranbourne

And I'll keep coming back.

You got a p-value for that "significance"?

Ricky, will you accept a sort of "runty" cancer? A sort of "Rodent" carcinoma? The PM of Oz is in our midst and possibly qualifies for the "Giant Cancer" award...
- Ex Liberal Voter

I'd prefer Margaret Nolan

Was that Margaret Thatcher?

She was all she. Maybe not the pertiest thing around, but her titties were real, and her poontang smelled fresh as vinager and pine needles. Real nice, she was. Her little clitty rode up a little high so's she needed a little extra treatment to make her thang kick into high gear. But, when it did (and by that time my hand was clawing up from working too hard on her little clitty) WATCH OUT! She'd claw ma back and squeeze my niples till they turned blue. Why do women think that just because they want their little clitties flicked and their nipples wrenched, you want a hurttin like that?

Anywhoo, there wern't no crammin things in the poop-shoot with 'old Margarett. It was all about her cunny hole and flick'n her clitty till she couldn't stand it no longer.

What was his real name Ricky?

Never trust a hippie

And she'd be the spitti'n image of a girl I used to date. Notice how's I said "used to".

Ahhhh, Margaret.

Chato, if you keep mocking Vlad, you will decorate a sharpened stake yourself!

Now who said that? I can't remember anymore.

Isn't Frank Hardy just John Howard's homosexual lover. They are both pathalogical liers and seem to have perfected the art of lieing to the Australian people.

I guess, what do you expect when a Commie Homo meets up with a latent Commie Homo?

Michael Savage is right....Liberalism (not the oz party stupid) is a mental dissorder. Well, Ricardovitz is right too. Homosexuality is a mental disease. And, once we started treating Homosexuals like people, giving them the vote, letting them in public office, permitting them to work instead of being treated in mental institutions, we became infected with their ugly disease.

All Homosexuals and Communists need to be rounded up for treatment. Just like Citrus Canker, if it can't be treated and the disease eliminated, than full eradication methods will need to be employed.

If this is true, you OZ people are so screwed.

It's probably coming for us Confederates also....but at least we still have our guns and ammo.

30 seconds is longer than I last most times...

is that Vlad or Chato???

Do a pic of Johnny impaled on a sharp stick, and I'll look at it for an hour!
- Vlad (Make no mistake, I like a stake)

Will this do?

Put more jiggly boob pics and videos up and I'd stay longer.

30 second more than long enough for me. Then I need to take a breather, wait at least half another half hour before loading up again.

Nah, it was that Chicken George character with the feathers in his hat set something off.

I love it when anarchists turn capitilist! It must have something to do with heads that need to be shaved v. heads that no longer need to be shaved.

Sort of reminds me of those Hippies that have about 4 hairs left on the ack of their heads that they try to brade and put a bead or two in. Meanwhile they can't find their heart medication because Altzheimers is kicking in full-gear.

I love it when the radicals turn old. They get sucked up by the big giant Capitalist Vacuum and are forced to conform; forced to succumb; forced to assimilate. It's so weak, yet it's a testimony to the strength of the conservative masses. Squashed like bugs by nothing else but their own frailty and the weight of the masses. Absolutely mindless, yet absolutely effective. Perfect, even!

I savor the day that Anarchists and Hippies are nothing more than drooling flesh kept alive in warehouses called nursing homes. That's when We're really going to rock-&-roll, boys and girls! Hold onto your E-tickets, 'cause times, they are a chang'n.

'fterall, that's what your Aussie ancestors did. They dug for spuds, Potato roots. If it wern't for eat'n roots, the damned aboriginies would have devoured your ancestors skinny starving boddies.

I rekon that's why you Aussies are obsessed with roots - it's all about what yer wretched ancestors did to feed their yungin's.

Hope for mankind shall be determined on whether mankind has enough fortitude to root out the evil filth that cloaks itself in the skin of man.

God has given us a test. We can continue to misinterpret his Son's directives; or we can rise up and prove to the Lord that we are worthy warriers against Evil. It's better to die in a blaze of glory for the Lord's Cause, than to offer yourself as a sacrificial lamb to Satan.

Poor Ricardovitz. One can only feel sorry for him.

Is there any hope for him?

Is there any hope for mankind?

Not enough time to get the job completed. But, there is enough time to set them back a few more centuries. onward Western Soldiers!!!! The Glory is ours. I'm felling all religious inside, how about a little hymn: ______________________________________________ Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the Arabs where the oil and sand are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword; His truth is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His truth is marching on. I have seen Him in the watch fires of a thousand circling camps They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps; I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps; His day is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His day is marching on. I have read a fiery Gospel writ in burnished rows of steel; As ye deal with My condemners, so with you My grace shall deal; Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the arab with His heel, Since God is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Since God is marching on. He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat; He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat; Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet; Our God is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our God is marching on. In the torrent of the East Christ was born across the sea, With a glory and his might that transfigures you and me: As He died to make men free, let us live to make men holy; While God is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! While God is marching on. He is marching like the glory of the morning on the wave, He is wisdom to the mighty, He is honor to the brave; So the world shall be His footstool, and the soul of wrong His slave, Our God is marching on. Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our God is marching on. ____________________________________________________________ Now THAT brings a tear to my eyes!

Should I pray to him to get a root?

I don't seem to be succeeding by any other means.

The Dark Lord is very subtle and tricky, as his loyal goblin John knows very well. Any water secured by prayers to Satan will be poisoned and bitter water. Those who worship or praise such water will be cast into the Pit. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth etc.
- anti666

It's best to keep an emotional distance about these sorts of things. You shan't get too attached to your patients! You shan't let them govern your emotions. You shan't get angry with yourslef when your patients don't respond to your therapy.

Just say: Onward! And be done with them.

"I wish I was hen-pecked. I'd take any female species placing their mouths on my privates."

Now, if'n you's either a queer-folk, or a virgin, then I'd expect you to be ignornt on these here things.

But, any good 'ole boy who's been with a woman for more than 4 months knowed that "hen pecking" ain't got nothin to do with your genitals - lest you better hope it don't!