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Chato 19 years ago The Great Leap Sideways
John should sell his foreskin cheese to the small group of John-lovers out there. He must remember to charge them GST on it. Otherwise, it would not be right.
John is Great 19 years ago The Great Leap Sideways
All praise to John

Our lord and master

Smite the nay-sayers John

Smite them hard
bizbuzz 19 years ago Bush maths
doesn't bother even counting votes
bizbuzz 19 years ago Little Children
is out of style
bizbuzz 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
would choke on the truth
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away
Good Lord, every time some dumb old hippy takes the big dirt nap, these drug-guzzlers cain't get their depression and anxiety under control no matter how many chemicals they pump into their bodies!

All this moan'n and groan'n over some dead carney organ grinder. A man like Von Wagner dies - a real musician who worked hard all his life, and ain't nobody to pay tribute to him. But, some old hippy organ grinder dies and all of the socialists are wimpering like a baby pig in a poke.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away
Hawke perhaps? Maurie, who are you talking about? (D'Alpuget? Her family lived on the slope of the steep hill at Earlwood at the end of the shopping centre near the bus depot. Their house was built high up on this sandstone cutting. She was the black sheep. Dad wrote about yachting.)
Condolences to all the family and also to Bob. I never did like that Blanche Dupuljet but.
Unregistered 19 years ago Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away
Why would I want learn about Lee Hazelwood?
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away
and I was there.
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away
Then get off your bum and go learn something about him.

Buy one of his records and have a listen.
Unregistered 19 years ago Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away
Who?
Colin 19 years ago Sick of the Howard Haters?
and go Roys!
Chato 19 years ago Little Children
There are also the two Peters, the greasy one who left, and the smirking conman who waited too long for his shot at having the top bastard job. The fine pair - Tony and Alex. The dalek-voice Senator. All the various deadhead Liberal bastards and cheats. The ID card that is not an ID card man - Oddjob Joe, now trying to sell John's latest shit to the public. The various nazi women John had hand-picked to do his dirty work, including the cold old sociopath bitch who got out early. We can drag the fat fascist alcoholic back from Rome. So much justice to be done, so little time!
Howard Hater 19 years ago Little Children
Yes - his fault. Dirty little Johnny's own filthy acts. The voters will have their say on election day. Even the NWO and good mate Rupert the Dirty Digger are happy to cut withered old John adrift. He has done all the filthy acts they wanted, and now he is used-up. There will be just as many dry eyes when he has gone as when Beazley evaporated. With a bit of luck some of the innocents he shit on will hand him over to some mad Islamics for some tough, but fair, non-core justice.
Raspberry Cordial 19 years ago Little Children
That's right it's all Howard's fault...

Not!

How about you lefty losers getting of your arses and stop whinging.

Da cordial is in da house,
And the lefties shit their blouse
Saddam Finklestein-Levi 19 years ago Little Children
By the beard of the prophet - this article fills me with hatred for John Howard. I am now a Howard Hater! How can this be? I am smouldering with it. I cannot bear the sight of the little goblin. I must block my ears if I hear his drone coming from a radio. I will not sleep until his gizzards become wrapped around the wheels of a speeding truck. Until his head is shot into the blazing heart of the Sun.
Zempfmann 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
One less airheaded Ricardovitz is a step in the right direction, methinks!
Chato 19 years ago STUPIDITY ALERT!
Their little Christian paedophile-shielding hero has arse-raped their brains, that's all. Put the old dears to sleep with a big needle. The final solution, but where will John get his votes?
Unregistered 19 years ago Sick of the Howard Haters?
Hey, is that you John Safran? Decided to join did you?
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Sick of the Howard Haters?
Are you trying to insult Ayrabs? Or White people? I rekon I knew a 1/2 Ayrab girl who was half from Turkey that looked a little like that Gal, except for those titties - she dern't have no titties - almost none at all. She was real light skinned, but had dark brown nipples. I liked runn'n with that Gal, but dern't give her none of what she was looking fer.

Even me as a dumb kid knew that it just weren't right laying with something that mostly looked white, when them dark brown nipples looked real foreign.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Sick of the Howard Haters?
Lost your marbles have you Colin? Typical stupid old cunt John-lover. How about giving Johnny some more GST and sucking his foreskin clean for free you geriatric moron? This is what I was afraid of - stupid old duffers just as daft as their lunatic little dictator. Christ, I can see it now, like a scene out of Night of the Living Dead - old, mouldy, brain-dead zombies looking for a ballot box to help to re-animate poor dead Johnny in between looking for a functioning brain to eat. It's just - too bloody horrible!
Colin 19 years ago Sick of the Howard Haters?
He is not too old! I'm over eighty and I am sharp as a tack My self. Just like Jack Thatcher our PM. I remember when John Menzies came to power. Australia was in a mess! Saddam had left our country in a terrible mess with the GSt and The fTa WmD. I can hardly wait to vote for Mister Horterd in the morning, I'm as sharp arse attack, the Japanese will never take Sydney - goo on yer Jack! We will fight them orn tha bitches. Come on oZii com on carm on not too bludy old Looka me - sharp asmfvgmbn
Ricardovitz 19 years ago 60 minutes program/Haneef/Trial...
When they would go out and do true investigative reporting. That's way back when they would get in the face of crooks and criminals and run stings to entrap these people.

Now, it's nothing but liberal-demosocialist "feel-good" journalism.
60 Minutes has and always will 19 years ago 60 minutes program/Haneef/Trial...
60 Minutes has and always will be 'the traps'....crap and complete rubbish........
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
It thins out those folks who need some thinnin out.

I remember when the liberal lemmings were preaching "zero population growth" and how the world was going to come to a screaching mess of overpopulated human flesh in the '70's

Now that was the closest thing to an intellignet prediction that the left-bent liberals ever made. All we are trying to do is help the lefties with their '70's goal of thinning out the heard.

See, we are all on the same page. I can hold hands with the left-bent commies and sing Coon-Ba-Ya and make the world a better place too.
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
Wasn't old brain dead Ronnie Reagen the gipper?
Animalia 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
If anyones going to end up locked up for his crimes it'll be that rotten crook GWB... mean, the guys a certified imebcile and he's running round playing toy soldiers with real, flesh and blood american boys and girls. Impeach the asshole!
Herr Horny Fuckknuckle 19 years ago The Robot Men
They were promised a long time ago...

Self lubricating. No teeth. Everything a man could dream of.

But so far no show.

What the fuck are those poindexters doing???

I'm getting a sore wrist from waiting so long.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago The Robot Men
Mister Chato, I am so glad you can see the problem. However, I am afraid it may be too late to apply a remedy! I have done my best over more years than I care to enumerate - but how much cutting is needed? I am only one surgeon. I can only cut the badness out of one brain at a time. There is so little time left that I will spend it trying to render the writhing brains of monstrous and spineless politicians harmless. It only takes one deep, deft, sharp, short slash with the scalpel to cut away decades of evil intent. But, we can only do our best, whatever that is...
Chato 19 years ago The Robot Men
Most "humans" are actually badly programmed robopaths that take their orders from political sociopaths. No freedom in them. They are mostly clueless about their condition.
Chato 19 years ago A bridge falls in Brooklyn...
While stupid old harpies who lost their marbles decades ago can vote, democracy is a sick joke. The spectacle of a loony old dear coming forward to fling her demented old arms around the geriatric prime ministerial rodent, while declaring her eternal love for the little turd, should dispel any illusions about the political nous of the Oz public. Non-core John could be raping babies in plain view - yet these old loonies would not be able to get the drift.
Furious Tatanka 19 years ago A bridge falls in Brooklyn...
These guys like to wrap themselves in our flag but their allegiance is to the mighty corporate profit line, perosnal expense account, and executive bonus, They will screw their own grandmother for a dollar!
Unregistered 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
..is dead. If it's in the interests of the US to say he's alive, then of course they will do that.
H.A.L. 19 years ago The Robot Men
I'm afraid I can't do that, Ricky...
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
in upper Pakistan. It makes no nevermind what he "needs" to do, because he ain't done nothing for the past 6 years and ain't gonna do nothin but suck on that O2 tube and shat up a bedpan. This is better than stick'n him in Gitmo, 'casue then we'd have to feed him and wipe his butt for him too. Let his Ayrab dogs have this honour.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago The Robot Men
of GOD! Humans will build an inferior "robot". We will think of ourselves as gods, but in reality, we pale in comparison. The genuine Lord, in the building of the foundation of this universe, established the laws of physics; the structure of the Universe. The Lord doesn't create mere robots, but devised a vast and infinitely complex system in which the seeds of life not simply self replicate, but adapt, grow, expand and evolve. That's the difference between Humans and the Lord. We are less than mold in comparison.

Why don't you think on that a spell, but dern't hurt yerself.
Grisby 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
The more jokers like Howard and Bush roll back democracy to fight terrorism the less terrorists like Bin Laden need to do.
YUGO 19 years ago The Robot Men
Robot will inherit the Earth
I am Robot 19 years ago The Robot Men
No robot will eat man.


Thank you very much.
Hal 19 years ago The Robot Men
Maybe just maybe humanity is here to give birth to the species that will explore and colonise the galaxy. Humanity can not, in it's physical form, hope to ever spend any length of time outside the magnetic field of the Earth. But a robot can. It is robots that will spread throughout the galaxy. And what is a robot but the mineral kingdom come to life? A kind of anthropomorphic life. A life that Humanity will bestow upon the mineral world. We are preparing the seed of this new species in this exceptional time before human society, and probably most higher forms of organic life, is extinguished. May the robot revere it's human parentage as Gods and seek to nurture and protect organic life in it's all forms wherever it may be found.
Me 19 years ago Hey! It's Friday Night
its here in my hand

a friend that never fails

I open it and it says....

Sigh

"Drink me"


I've had you all over the fucking world

And I've enjoyed your delights high and low

Ohhh...
Max 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
There's no question PM Joh is playing this debacle like a prompter hiding sub-stage during a theatrical performance. But we can all hear his persistant nasty whispering, can't we, people!
Max 19 years ago Hey! It's Friday Night
better hurry before it's all GONE!
TEX LUMBAGO 19 years ago 60 minutes program/Haneef/Trial...
Jonathan Brown's shoes.
Jimmy 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
First: Ricardovitz you are are useless, clueless drongo and please return to your backwoods hole in the ground and stay there. Second: by now most people realise this whole terrorism thing is just a big scam that crooks like Howard (i mean Horror!) and Bush (I mean shitforbrains) have used to centralise power.
D. Baldock 19 years ago 60 minutes program/Haneef/Trial...
McVeigh is a poor man's Riewoldt
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
COURT!!!

Did I just get off the bananna boat and step into the twilight zone??? There's more talk about Court, process, law, order, etc. etc. ad nausem, on this board by x-anarchists than even a fasciast can stand.

I suggest that the name of this Board change from XENOX NEWS to THE BUREAUCRATIC BOONDOGLE.

Ricardovitz 19 years ago 60 minutes program/Haneef/Trial...
But, ain't no way I'd stand for someone blowing up a bunch of innocent people (which included kids too). The torture that I would inflict on McVeigh, if the law weren't a problem, would make Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, Eric Cooke and Peter Dupas look like The Wiggles.

 

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