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Yes Ricky, that WAS pretty nice. So very clever of you. Now, I think it's time for you to take a little visit to my Recreational Psychiatry unit. There you can see it all for yourself. No doubt, you will be pleased to see just how many useless "other" sexual people I have on display, and how I have recovered substances of useful commercial value from them.

I have it on good authority that John actually wears a DICK CHAINEE(TM) personal restraint. You must have noticed that he walks funny!
- Unabomber on work release (fixing a blast to get John re-elected - just wait and see! I've been to Bali too...)

Cutting is good! I propose firstly cutting away all the untidy dangling bits of the Prime Weaselster. We should take a bucket, because we have the rest of the vile gang to do.
- Ponzi (of real estate pyramid racket fame)

Look at those awful tits! All you need is a handful. I'd hate to be stuck out at sea with that Harpy.

Much prefer some nice young lad, with clean skin and firm round buttocks...

Afghanistan attacked the US in 9-11. The Iranians have attacked the US in Iraq. Iraq had attacked the US troops while were were stationed there after Gulf War I. Saddam threatened to attack the US many times. Saddam funded armies that plotted and attacked within our borders. Saddam funded armies that attacked US property in Lebanon and Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia has attacked the US and deserves to be invaded, but we were pussies and let them get away with it. Iran deserves to be invaded, but the Democarap pussies will let them get away with this.

You Ausies are fixing to get an ass-kicking from the Muslim world like you've never seen before. Soon, you will empower a leader in your country far more right wing that your nearly socialist John Howard is presently. Your new leader will make Johnny look like Fredrik Reinfeldt in comparison.

Get ready to give the old gipper a few Seig Heils - because when you get your bloody hemoriods treaded upon, you will either learn to fight a bloody war, or you will die. Your time to prove your worthiness to Darwin is comming up next. Stay tuned.

Yeahhh... that chick's body must have some excellent skills .... my body is learning new skills just by looking at her.... if only she was real....

But Digger, how can we keep this shithole's land the most expensive in the world, unless we fill it with lots of "skilled" bodies from the third-world to keep pressure on the property market like the PM is doing?
John Howard knows the value of "multi-culturalism" - extremely high land prices. You cannot possibly complain about that!
- Petty Property Pimp Promoting Ponzi Pyramid Prices

The Cure? Dress all in black do you? Mope around the streets with your black robed friends?

Typical leftie!

Get a life and start listening to some good Australian Music like Lee Kernahagn you pill popping gothic dole bludger!

Digger,
Cranbourne

When I saw the topic for this thread I seriously thought I was in luck! I thought it was going to be about Robert Smith and his great band, The Cure. I'm rather disappointed that it's not.

I suddenly feel quite ill. I think I'm going to throw up.

Jesus! Johnny had better not start looking like a quail. He could cop a blast in the face from the rabid loon Cheney. Although, knowing non-core John he just might volunteer to go down for his chosen country - the USA!
- Self-Loathing Liberal Party Pervert High On Experimental Pharmaceuticals

Don't worry about those lefty losers Mr Cheney, they are just pissed because our great leader makes them work for the dole now.

Keep killing those terrorists Mr Cheney so we can all be safe. Most Aussies are on your side because the majority voted for PM Howard.

regards

Digger,
Cranbourne

Dont bother too much about Ricky.

He cannot be very bright by the sound of things. Not much analysis going on up there. He believes all the government propaganda handed down like a good subservient citizen.

Keeps raising 9/11 as justification for invading Iraq and anywhere else that Osama Bin Laden is not.

Not much else to say on this one.

It looked magnificent on my 200" plasma screen.

I will grant you 1 exception. Japan DID invade the US. However the decision to bomb Japan with the A-bomb was not made as a retaliation for Pearl Harbour but as a general deterrent for Germany and her allies to take note of the new weapon and so to surrender or stop fighting.

One other exception on the other side: If amerika thought Russia was threatening her, then why did they not just bomb them as you allude to? I mean, there has to be uniformity in actions, surely. I think you'd agree this aspect of policy is important. Also, why not bomb China right now? They have openly threatened one of your interests (Taiwan). If this is not a reason to start beating the shit out of a country then what is?
Yeah, that's right. You know the answer to this as well as we all do......
Fuckin' bunch of pussies.

Fuckin' inconsistent of policy when it suits you to be.

Ron.

Rickardovitz wrote: The Liberal Lamb is like the wimpering cry-baby on the school yard playground. He cries easily.......He doesn't have the courage to dish out a beating to a taunting kid when needed.

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I really think you are out of line here Rickardovitz. No country has taunted amerika that I can remember, so who are you reffering to? What are the facts that you base your comments on? Iraq, Iran, Serbia, Afghanistan, Dominican Republic, Panama, Nicaragua, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Libya, El Salvador, Guatamala, Indonesia, E. Timor, Zaire, The Phillipines, Angola or Mozambique....NONE of them ever threatened (or tainted as you like to put it) the USA. NONE of them EVER invaded the US. But ALL of them were either attacked by the US directly or by US surrogate troops or CIA forces.

THAT's why we hate the US. No other reason. NONE.

Ron.

It was the same as being in the war!

We all should hug and kiss little Johnny more often. I'm sure he just is craving this kind of attention.

He might have been of military age and sound physically, but Cheney did not serve in the Vietnam War. Instead, he applied for, and received, five draft deferments. In April 1989, The Washington Post quoted him as saying, "I had other priorities in the 60s than military service."

Well, that totally solves the bloody mystery then! Doesn't it? Move on everybody. Nothing to see here. Everybody just go home. The show's over...
- Puzzled Again

But Alex, Johnny believes Cheney, so he must be making sense!
- Self-Loathing Liberal Party Faggot On Crack

Howard is looking more and more like that little bald guy on The Benny Hill Show. Remember him? Fred Scuttle used to pat him on the head.

The Poms are pulling out of Iraq because they've had a gutful of being shot at by their moronic Yank "allies".

Cheney reckons the Poms pulling out of Iraq is a sign of "success"! So sending in another 21,000 Yanks is a sign of what exactly? The guys a total nut job!

isn't there a law against this sort of thing?

Spot on Ron! And now Dickwit Cheney is coming to town and the Suckhole of Steel will put us all under curfew until the murderous old prick departs!

If the Yanks would stick THEIR noses out of everyones business then the rest of the world wouldn't have to worry about what you dim bubl yanks think. But the yanks think it has the god given right to make the rest of the world like it's idiotic self. And we are all supposed to go boo hoo because a few of you got blown up?

Whoppee fucking do. Doesnt even come close to balancing out the numbers the yanks have killed.

Why of course it was me!

I didn't realize that I had entered some kind of World Popularity Contest. I didn't pay any fee and didn't submit an application - but I guess since popularity is important to YOU, you think it is important to me.

Liberal sheeple seem to care so much about what other people think of them. They are so worried that a Frenchie or Ausie or heavens no an Kiwi might not like them. They are so insecure that they will appease and placate the most horrific villin just to try to make people like them.

The Liberal Lamb is like the wimpering cry-baby on the school yard playground. He cries easily and thus attracts the young wolves to bully him. He runs and tells some school administrator when someone has broken a rule or picks on him because he has no means to protect himself. He doesn't have the fortitude to stand up and fight. He doesn't have the courage to dish out a beating to a taunting kid when needed. He lacks the strength and visciousness necessary to gain the respect of his adversaries.

And, so like the wimpering school-yard cry-baby, the liberal lamb will give away anything not to get a beating; will sell his soul if necessary just to make others like him.

Very few non-Americans like Americans. We know that; we've known that for decades. I've traveled to a number of countries and I've encounted pleanty of forigners in this country to know their attitudes. This is nothing new. Certainly not new since Bush was first elected.

The problem is that Americans welcome forigners to visit, work in, and become citizens of our country - if they have the means to do so. Most other countries don't permit this. We give tons of aid to forigen countries. No other country comes close to giving what we do. In return we are regarded as weak, obnoxious, and condescending. In reality, we are way to generous, not nationalistic enough, and too tolerant of other cultures and nations.

But, since you've seen fit to submit my application to the World Popularity Contest, kindly withdraw it, because I could really give a rat's-ass what forigners think of me. If a forign nation draws first blood, I'd wouldn't hesitate for a split second to beat them into bloody anarchy, just like I used to enjoy pulverizing the newest school-yard bully.

Don't Tread On Me.

You present such a classic example of the Ugly American. No wonder the rest of the world hates you.

The Aussies, Brits, Italians, and the rest of the "coalition of the willing" are none too happy about having been coerced into a war based on false and inflated claims. At this very moment Tony Blair, the staunchest ally Bush has in the world, is withdrawing his troops from Iraq.

Where in the world is Osama and what is Bush doing to catch this known criminal?

That was pretty nice, wasn't it?

When I was about 8 years old. I.e. you can control your own dream state sometimes when you aren't too sleepy and not wide awake. And it took about a thousand words to express this.

Frigg'n brilliant!

Sounds like Mr. Benway has been fondling his own brain a little too much. Momma told me that stuff like that makes hair grow on your spine.

The Republicans did not "screw up". The US economy is thriving. We haven't had a terrorist attack on America since 9-11 (and 9-11 was 100% the Democrap's screw-up). Taxes are lower. Educational standards are higher. The Republican President isn't stuffing cigars in little girl's pussy holes while bombing the crap out of European Christians, like the Democrap president did.

Republicans fight terrorists on their turf in order to protect their citizens. Democraps fight Christians in the states and abroad for no damn good reason at all, other than the atheist and homosexual factions that control that party hate Christians.

It's really amazing how stupid Republicans are. They screw up worse than anyone in the history of the United States, I mean, screw up as far and as badly as possible, and still.., they come here acting like they have something useful to say?

That's incredible!

That's BEYOND stupid!

Vice President Cheney will go down in history as America's last great leader, if the liberal Democraps get their Bitch into office. Bush and Cheney know what's best for the United States and what's best for all western democracies. You take the fight of the terrorists to the Land of Terrorism. That is exactly what the US, Australia, and England have done. We have taken to fighting the terrorists. Those same terrorists, who seek to export random violence against innocent citizens in our countries now have to fight us on their own soil. This seems quite fair and reasonable to me...

But, then again, I'm not a drug-guzzling, hippie, self-loathing, liberal faggot. I will let them folks speak for themselves, if they can get the penis out of their arse and the cum out of their brains long enough to convey a clear and concise response.

but does it kill cane toads?

You have picqued (pickled?) my curiosity.

Who the fuck would request a hybrid dick snail thing?

Somebody requested a hybrid dick snail thing and that's the best I could do at short notice.....

It would be good if he could set an unbeatable record for holding his breath while submerged...[;-)]

You don't! In fact, the dream is closer to the "real" reality, unless it isn't. In which case disregard this message, unless you are reading it in a dream, and I can assure you that you really are - unless...
- Bindu

Begad - now I understand! It slimed off a PIRATE ship. The Medusa perhaps?
Shiver me old timbers! Ugly enough to be PM some day...
- Puzzled (but not as much)

Good on yer Digger. Off ya go - to the bloody sands of Iraq. Johnny needs your patriotic idiocy more than ever before!
- Young Liberal Cock Sucker

Begad?
- Puzzled

Hang on. How do I know I'm not dreaming this now?

Why don't go and join Osama seeing you love him so much!

I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life.

As the right honourable Lady Alexandra Dowager, Mistress of Affairs of a Foreign Nature, has proclaimed: our noble British allies are NOT "withdrawing" from the Iraq incident, they are merely "pulling out". And being the good old gal that she is, Mistress Dowager ought to know the difference between the one and the other. Pip Pip, old chap!

It was early this morning, I had just awoken, and - begad! - there it was in all its hoary splendour!

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'"
Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"
"Go ahead, Billy."
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."

I want evil little venemous toad Johnny, to bring back conscription, "to take up the slack" as yanks pull out of Iraq. Conscript all of the Liberals and their backers, then all the property pimps and landlords, then the media whores who supported the carnage, and don't forget the bankers. Did I forget anyone?
- Right Wing Raving John Howard Voting Loony On Crack