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Maybe Howard's hearing aid batteries are low again? Are we sure he heard Laurie Oakes question properly? Has Howard used this excuse yet?

I KNOW Howard is full of shit, because I'm a clued-in supporter of his. Listen, our little hero has been found out by the dullard Oz public, and they don't like what he has done to them one little bit!
If we don't step up the lies a lot, and soon, John will be thrown on the shit heap by the voters. Rudd is way ahead and we have to come up with a load of shit the public will swallow! THIS IS URGENT! SAVE JOHN!
- Raving Right-wing Retarded Ratbag

Hi Digger. I'm a fuckwit like you, and like you, I am also ignorant of basic economic theory.
Keep up the good work and Rudd will roll non-core John for sure!
- Raving Right-wing Retarded Ratbag

Howard said that an Obama victory would be a boon to "Al Qaeda in Iraq," which is quite different than Osama bin Laden.

Either way, it's baloney. We're escalating the war in order to prevent what our invasion made inevitable? Doublethink. You can't prevent what already exists. That's not leftist thinking. It's realist thinking.

John Howard is right! Do you think he can multi-task and be pres of the U.S. in 2008? Hitlary or obama would be a disaster. I like Rudy, but he is weak on the horrible illegal immigration going on here. You guys have a great leader!! Don't even listen to the PC criticism from the white house; they have to say that to be PC. Bunch of pussies.

What about the terrorists in Iran, Pakistan, Indonesia, North Korea, London, Latvia and up the Kyber?

I suggest the US and Australia enforce conscription and deploy all healthy men between the ages of 17 and 40 to any country suspected of harbouring terrorists or weapons of mass destruction.

Anything short of this would be irresponsible and as the "terrorists will not stop at Baghdad. They will only be emboldened further" if we don't attack them at every chance.

Airstrikes over these areas will also help destory our evil arch-enemies.

Bombing the fuck out of Iraq is obviously not enough.

Start World War III now to protect the safety of our lifestyles.

You Howard haters are nuts. Our Aussie economy is the envy of the world; just read any IMF report. With our great Treasurer Costello Labor's $100 billion dollar debt is no more. The other debt you moan about is irrelevant because it is individuals debt; not the countries.

Digger

Cranbourne

Obama and Kruddy are bosom buddies when it comes to given succour to terrorists.

Digger

Cranbourne

Dunno, it gets like this from time to time. I have the idea somtimes that this all happens inside a network of computers. It sounds incredible, but it could be true! I call this idea "The Matrix".
Enough of that! Where's the bloody cheese?
- Mouse2

Where the fuck is everyone?
- Mouse1

The right to beer and skittles on Sunday: still alive, still sacred!

20 cents to whoever read all of that.

Can these be accompanied with a 12 word precis in future?

Usama is about right.

The creation of the USA government for a population who are so easily conned into believing there is some 'arch enemy', that there hard earned should be spent on some kind of 'world liberation' and maintaining the delusion that they are somehow free.

Meanwhile all of their taxes continue go to the war machine while the environment crumbles all around them and poverty perpetuates violent crime and rioting.

The USA frontrunner of the destabilization of nature and angst from the largest religious group in the world.

The big bully setting up the final decline of a civilisation.

Death is freedom I suppose so perhaps not so deluded.

"freedom's just another word for nothing else to do"?

Holy crap! You do?

All's you need to do is watch CNN News and see that Jiggaboo Senator from Chicago strutt'n about. Osama Obama Bin Laden is busy sniff'n 'round that Daego-Wap bitch in Washington DC, trying to get a back rub, some money and a happy ending.

"It would be a crime to keep it imprisoned inside thick bone, when it could be set free so easily."

My Brain is free. My thick bone skull is free. I'm as free as a bird flying high in the Apalacian Mountains. I've got land. I've got guns. I can run around naked atop a mountain shoot'n my guns, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!

Now, Dr., you don't really know no nevermind about Freedom, do you. You cain't even think free, your Australian government thought police have you so conditioned to be careful about what you think and talk about, that you are already a virtual slave to the establishment.

You ain't got guns. You got a cracker-whipp'n Master controling everything you say, think, do, and own. All's you can do is punch little plastic buttons, whilst I'm REALLY being free. You don't know freedom; you don't know nothin!

Is he still in Tehran?

..my head is stuck in the monitor.

And it is as bad as all the other fucking lifes I lead.

We are but ignorant ants scurrying about the grains of sand that can't even begin to understand the Lord's purpose, the Lord's plan, and where we fit in with that plan.

InshAllah

I for one am all for Turdly Suckhole's goodness.

Ricky, I must tell you that a pure scientist such as myself just could not rest until he actually felt your naked brain pulsating under his finger tips. Surely you must know that you have a very special type of brain. It would be a crime to keep it imprisoned inside thick bone, when it could be set free so easily. Please consider my invite to a bed in my RP unit.

Ain't no such thing as an "innocent" furry or feathered thing, 'less it's made in slant-eyed china, but that's a debate for another time.

What the hell do you think animals eat? Other animals, dummy! Just like us. Ain't nothin evil about shoot'n animals and eating them. Ain't nothin wrong with wearing their fur - it''d be a damned shame to waste good fur or antler from a freshly shot animal, you moon-faced mongoloid moron.

What is it that was sacred again Rick?

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me!
J.W.Howdywar (you poor folk can just go and fuck yourselves)

Thank the Good Lord for all the innocent furry or feathered little things we can torment and kill, and shit out of our wholesome, flag-waving, shareholding, property-investing greedy aussie guts.
- J.W.Howdywar (grovelling weakly anglican arse-plug for the coalition of dark forces)

Your post is moronic! You dumb Aussies ain't got no guns; just like your English counterparts, Y'all are just fanticizing. We Americans are the only people who have a God Given right to own guns. Y'all is just a bunch of slaves who have whored away their rights to freedom and self determination and self defense. I hope your orgasmic fantacy about being protected and cared for by your cracker-plantation owners feels good enough for the eternity of involuntary servitude you and your offspring will get to enjoy.

Don't come a knock'n on our doors of freedom when y'all look like a bunch of starv'n ethiopians - we'll mow you down like disease-ridden animals, without hesitation. You done whored out your rights to your government voluntarily, so you get what you get.

Let's get our guns and kill it all then

EVERYTHING is sacred, for all that exists is a creation of the Lord. All of our flesh, thoughts, desires, souls, everything springs forth from the Lord. Even Evil is a creation of the Lord - some may dispute this, but the Lord created the Universe and therefore he created an environment where evil can exist and where Humans are provided choise to choose good or evil; to do good or evil; to think good or evil.

It is all part of the Lord's sacred design. We are but ignorant ants scurrying about the grains of sand that can't even begin to understand the Lord's purpose, the Lord's plan, and where we fit in with that plan. So, to assume that because there is evil in our world, or because man is permitted to choose between good and evil, or even some alternative inbetween, doesn't mean that our Universe is not devine.

Best y'all remember - EVERYTHING is sacred.

I'm sure Ricky will be along shortly...can I attract you with a free admission to my Recreational Psychiatry unit? There we could both explore your agonizing existential angst together, along with some remarkable chemicals and instruments.
You would be astonished at how fast your questions just disappear - you really would! That reminds me of the hilarious incident where I put the wrong brain into the formalin! We all cracked up over that one! Luckily the patient could not possibly sue...

Is that you Harold? How we miss you on Bilegrip!
- Maurie Gee

There is always more. Be patient. It will be coming down before the day is long and the night glows with red embers and the smell of phosphorous and camphor.

Yeah sure mate, sure

There IS some connection; LRH surely rates as a pirate among pirates. Don't know about the anal lice however...
- Cruising Tom (not really gay)

I'm sure that Rupert, the dirty digger, will say the right soothing things to get our little hero across the line, if "the powers that be" so ordain!
One must never underestimate the powers of mass idiocy.
- The Voice of Prophecy

Any Green Haired Crewmen???

She was the patron saint of whores who play piano in whorehouses.
Wasn't she?

She didnt change her knickers for a full year; they seemd to have a life of their own.

Now they are a holy relic. Right next to the nail of the cross, Padre Pio's pus, and the foreskin of jesus.

The Catholic Church is the home of rationality.

There is a story of a Priest who came to bang our blessed Saint Cecila. He asked the madam for her services and she was sent to her room.

"She layed there on the bed and she looked so delicious I took back every word I said"

The Priest removed his frock and then removed hers. But when it came to her filthy drawers it was impossible. It was like they were stuck on.

"Oh, Father, I know not why!" cried our blessed Cecila.

Then a voice from her fanny cried out:

"begone Satan!" and the priest miraculously turned into the horny one and fled the Brothel of bleeding Mother Mary.

And so it was, the first miracle of Saint Cecila. The other miracles were rather more pedestrian; a cured sick child, a bleeding statue (from the cunt), and a turd that wouldn't flush.

are changing....

the lying rodent is o his way OUT!

I cannot but agree to the Nth degree - "So that famous "government relations consultant", Richard Farmer, thinks the Prime Minister deserves an apology from Messrs Burke and Thompson for their gross insensitivity. Well, Richard your audience is intelligent and is well educated, but we are not a little drunk. Perhaps just a little merry – laughing at you and John Howard as you stumble toward retirement, deaf to the laughter and the squeaky voice and spittle on the lips. The audience thinks you protest too much!" Laugh? I nearly wet myself, over and over and over!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it...that's it boy, you're

goin' fine. Oooooooh, just like

that...that's good.

(grunting faster)

Stay still...stay still goddamn ya!

Zed goddammit, git over here and

hold 'em!

When are we going to see the GIMP manifesto?

Really gave me a start! Reminds me of the time I was doing pure science on diet regimes. What d'ya mean? I was cleared! She never put much weight on, that's all. Did I ever mention the time I repaired an anal fistula with a chinese finger trap?

When you gotta go, you gotta go, I say! I always make space for useless old welfare deadbeats at Recreational Psychiatry. So nobody accuse me of heartlessness. After a few experimental prescriptions - they are generally happy - at least they can't complain...

My limp dick won't let me sail...

What a boner he's got!
- Dick Limp

Just stumbled upon this site and I think I'd like to be a reg. user. I am writing to say that I saw your Johnny artwork/gifs and I loved them!!!!!!
Great stuff. Perhaps using them to make posters or t-shirts etc... would be a good idea.

thanx

Haron.

Anyone willing to give the old bugger a rather robust anal probe of the sort beloved by U.S. forces?

No, she forgot to put new batteries into HIM! He is just a grotesque little DEVIL DOLL who was left switched onto "EVIL".
This is what happens when you vote for the DURACELL bunny, instead of a human being.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/

Here is my offer: bring the insane little tyrant to me, and I shall introduce him to my good friend, Mister Sharpened Stake.
Deaf and hearing ones alike, all are equal on his spike.
- Vlad (famous is my name, impaling is my game)

He is a doddering deaf old cunt who should be sent on a one way trip to Gitmo.

Confused, London.