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I can't speak about human brains. but, a monkey's brain is generally eaten in the following manner:

The monkey's head is supported by its neck in a bracket, two pieces of wood with a semicircular hole on each side such that when you put them together, they form a complete circle around the animal's neck, allowing the head to be exposed above the plank. You shave the head with a sharp razor. Then, using a small chisel and a hammer you quickly chisel a circle around the crown, and remove the top part of the skull. A small spoon is used to scoop up the brain, which is immediately eaten. For sanitary reasons, this has to be done before the monkey dies.

It is best to do this while squatting at eye-level with the monkey and staring into his eyes, don't you agree Mr. Benway?

You should know that, Mr. Benway.

Some of the most distinguished people have been members of Skull & Bones. They must be doing something right, I recon.

as evolution itself. The dominant race has always enjoyed a disproportionately favorable lifestyle then the lesser races. Bill Gates is at the top of the food chain, this is undeniable. Mr. Gates, and those sharing his physical and mental qualities and charicteristics must then also be at the top of the food chain. This is nothing more than basic unrefutable logic.

this is why I call you "Mister" and not "Doctor". Like you said "...professionals in fact, are total scum and should be hunted down and exterminated. "

If'n so this is right, then surely you don't a want anyone hunting you down and making you dead pond scum. So, it's best that we professionals, like you and me Mr. Benway, stay under that radar.

Ricky, I think they are all asleep on this site. It is way past my bedtime, but I am just disposing of one of my clients. Your spelling is just as anarchic as ever I might add. But I digress. We all know by now Ricky, that politicians and most professionals in fact, are total scum and should be hunted down and exterminated. But then, I'm an old-fashioned, soft-hearted sort of guy...

Libby will be vindicated. The moronic jurry which was comprised mainly of ignorant Democrats, wrongly convicted Mr. Libby of "obstruction of justice". Admittedly, the jurry had no idea what Mr. Libby was allegedly guilty of and never intended him to face jail time. Even knowledable die-hard democrat ACLU type lawyers agree that this farce of a case will be thrown out on appeal.

The Democrats wasted millions of dollars of tax payer money to prove what? That Libby forgot that he may have mentioned to somebody the name of a non-covert CIA opperative that was allready commonly known. That's what this guy was tried for - not outing a CIA opperative, but forgetting that he mentioned the lady's name to someone in passing.

That's the "evil" crime that Scooter Libby was convicted of.

Democrats are sooooo stupid, it's beyond belief! Just more evidence of de-evolution due to drug-guzzling hippy animals.

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I agree! Enough for now kids. Shark? Adios!
- Carlos

¡El bastardo no conseguirá mi voto!
- Carlito

¡Odio sus tripas!
- Tiburón

¡Y un bastardo de chucho!
- Don Juan

¡Él es un monstruo!
- Carlos

O, I'm livin' in the land that's rotten - Old times there are soon forgotten - Stay away! Stay away! - Away from Dixie Land.
- Socrates Jones (I'm agin - Slave-tradin', Pig-beddin', Dog-marryin', Coon-killin', southern white trash)

What do you expect from a bunch of has-been slave-traders!

Mr Downer, you have been warned before about inappropriate posts such as this!

I imagine Ricky and Porky Pig going at it - a-la-Deliverance-style.
Sou-weeeeeeeee!

Tex Avery, the quintessential socialist liberal that slaved for MGM, was the creator of Elmer Fudd. Mr. Avery had a strong aversion to hunting and this was brought out in his cartoon charicters, especially Elmer Fudd. Elmer was usually cast as a hapless big-game hunter, armed with a double-barreled shotgun and creeping through the woods "hunting wabbits." Mr. Avery sought to indoctronate young Americans about out what he considered to be the crulties and absurdities of hunting game.

The proof is in the beard! Lincoln liked to gain the presidency. He promised the Southern States that he had no intent on interfearing with their economic machine. He lied. Then, when the Southern States tried to secede, which they could rightfully do under the US Constitution, he initiated a war against them. Forcing Dixie to live under the laws of a tyranical nation, Lincoln is truly despised to this day in the Dixieland.

ALL RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM:

I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Ole times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland.

In Dixieland where I was born in,
Early on one frosty morning,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland.

Oh, I wish I was in Dixie,
Hooray, hooray,
In Dixieland I'll take my stand,
To live and die in Dixie,
Away, away, away down south, in Dixie.

Just another Yank fuckwit they fanatasise about. The loony country that thinks it has the right to tell the rest of the world how to live because it had special people like aBE, AND jfk, AND farting Luther King...

Fuck 'em all. More class in an Indian hovel; in a Shanghai Whorehouse.

Dont need to know. Dont need their fucking rules. Fuck off yanks and all your fucking hillbilly bullshit too.

The secret life of the cartoon character has always been a source of suspicion and interest.

I remember when I had it confirmed to me that Betty of Archie’s comic fame was a junkie. I was shocked and stunned. But then I began to wonder what of the others? Reggie always seemed to me as being out of place in Riversdale. Was he her dealer? Perhaps he was like the Frank character from Blue Velvet? The source of all evil in the town but an indispensable part of it?

Drugs, lies, community politics; it was all part of the plot.

And Veronica. Has there been a more beautiful woman/girl? Ah, if only she had been Japanese! She slides through the scenes with the sensuality of a great temptress. Her lustrous black hair, voluptuous hips, her blazing black eyes. A living doll. How could such a beauty be in such a place?


God placed her in Riversdale for some reason. We are just too stupid to know

I'd fuck Elmer.

Right up his bumbling, stumbling, stammering backside.

And then I'd wipe my shit stained pecker across his face.

Any other cartoon characters out there we can out?

Yep, lil Johnny can tick all them boxes.

I led a lifestyle of holding farts in. But in the end all I got was stomach cramps and pooey pants.

Squishy, mushy, yucky, pooey pants.

especially the rednecks, hey Ricky?

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.

Can never understand why a real man would want to look effeminate by removing nature's gift of facial hair.
- Real Hairy Man Just As Nature Intended

i bludge, you whinge. if you were not so ludicrous i'd have a laugh. anyway, there's no need to be afraid of black. after all black is beautiful.

What's the problem Ricky? Not enough man juices in your self to grow a beard? Don't be ashamed, look at all them Chinese fellas, none of them have a real beard either.

Listen Leftie What I'm sick of is bludgers like you criticising our great nation and it's great leader. If you want to wear poofy clothes and make up thats fine; just don't complain when right-minded people don't want to be near you or have you using their property.

Digger

Cranbourne

what's this Dogger me ol mate? are you caring about what happens to me??? aw geez Dooger, you care and that's soooo fucking sweet! I think you're secretly obsessed with me. come on Dagger, you can emerge from the closet now. it's no crime to love a man. and what makes you think i have'nt tried mascara and a Robert Smith hairdo already? i tell you what, i even wore black nailpolish and black lipstick! it pleases me that you are familiar with The Cure. i reckon you're a Cure fan like i am but because you live where you do you are afraid the Crannie bogans will beat you up.

Facial hair is for bums, hippies, queers, and evil dictator queers. It shows a lack of respect for oneself on one extreme, and on the other extreme total narcisistic self-indulgence.

No true Southern Gentleman would ever be caught dead with nappy hair on his chin or under his lip. It is obscene! Filthy! and Unclean!

Growing facial hair is nothing more than a reafirmance of lower-man's de-evolution back toward the Ape.

I still cannot understand how people find fault with John Howard's rule. I closely observed the man for many years and only ever offered him support and encouragement. I was proud to have been one of his most reliable supporters and an avid fan. I would be proud to serve under him in opposition in his future government.
- Kim Bigbagofshitzly

In those years when John Howard sported "the classic" he had a more humane look, as we can see in his pic. Things went rapidly downhill since he went for the "desiccated coconut" look.
- Furry Fungoid Freak

Chato has copyright on "SOYLENT BROWNS" I believe.
- Liberal Party "Howard Youth" Turd Muncher

I'll call it Soylent Green.

I've read a report that stated that by 2050 we won't be able to grow enough food unless we start composting human corpses.

I have already told you leftie about listening to that sicko Robert Smith. He will have you wandering about with mascarra on and your hair everywhere. get back to some real Aussie music like the Chisels and AC/DC.

Digger,

Cranbourne

oh man that's so funny!!! a naked Coward with no ticker to call an early election frolicking naked on a beach. I must delete these nasty images from my filthy mind or, as Robert Smith says in the song Pornography, "I must fight this sickness. Find a cure."

"Doctor", Ricky. Not "Mister". Correct professional title is "Doctor". I get called all kinds of things (mothafucka, fraud, unprofessional, wicked beast), but not "Mister" (except by disgusting prostitutes, who sometimes aid me in my scientific research).
Ricky, I wonder at the effort that you take to adjust the spellings of so many common words - do you use a software such as a spell-wrecker to help you in this? As for the medical implements, what I carry with me is standard kit. If I need to experiment, I get a local toolmaker to manufacture equipment to my design specs. They then deliver the item on a low-loader. I use a lot of very large jars also.

things done, I do rightly believe that. I'm pleased to hear that you too frown on registration propounded by Nanny-State Sheeple zombies.

I recon that there is no need to me to take your time and money by physically attending your facility. Of course, we's both know that using string theory and all, I'm already there - yep, right there next to you right now, I say, Mr. Benway. Aint' that something to think about?

But, I do recognize that there are some left-bent, drug-guzzling psuedo-scientists that don't believe in string theory, and I sure hope ya ain't one of them. But, if'n you are, that's ok, because I'm a reasonable sort of person. Just need for you to provide me with funding, or at least airline tickets to get to your laboratory. I weigh only 180 lbs., but I will need to bring approx. 170 lbs of "equipment". Equipment these days is so heavy, even the titanium stuff!

Have you tried out any of them carbon-polymer surgical tools yet, Mr. Benway? I find that Aussie airport workers don't even pay no nevermind to them - basically a no-hassle alternative to the old metal stuff.

Well, I'd like to know your thoughts on these things. Oh, and thanks for the speling tips!

Absolutely right Ricardovitz! Darwin had it backwards. Apes descended from men.

Ricky, remember - the invite is still open. I think some careful probing into the spelling area of your brain could be richly rewarding for pure scientists such as we. "Courtmarshall" is such a creative use of the letters of the alphabet - are you sure you have not been probed already?

Ricky, you are so right! Registration IS for government suck-ups and sheeple.
I'm sure you will be pleased to know, that at my Recreational Psychiatry unit we register no one! That's right - zero. No killjoy federal investigation will find any evidence that may tax their feeble little minds. Now, I'm sure that information has put your mind at rest. Come and visit me, and I promise that you will find it a compelling experience to help pure science enlarge its surgical and chemical knowledge. I have never seen a jar that was not improved by having some tissue floating in it...

the despicable American terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan are getting what they truly deserve. Three thousand odd dead American terrorists is not enough. The whole lot of them must perish for they and their terrorist of a President are surely the WORST OF THE WORST.

Sneaking across the Canadian Border - if he had an ounce of courage, he would have simply faced courtmarshall, done his time and bucked up like a man.

Canada deserves Josh. After all he is one of their kind.

I know I'm on the other end of this 'ole world from the Aussies, but I just don't believe in registering with any organization associated with Australia.

The last registraton that Australians had was the registration of firearms. Then the Aussie Kiesers and Barrons ripped your citizens' firearms from their cold dead fingers, once they were able to track them down!!!!!

Registration is for government suck-ups, sheeple, drug-guzzling hippies, and mindless lemmings. It aint' for the God-Fearing, Freedom-loving, Nanny-State hating people.

With the US being run into the ground by an alcohl and cocaine impaired moron with too much money and no sense at all, I can hardly wait to see the old exerciser take up this fascinating new sport. Hey, imagine our own PM germ Howard jogging naked! That should send his poll numbers south!

The Great Americon Unravelling is proceeding as predicted... shame about the thousands of innocents in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine and elsewhere who will be traumatised, maimed and massacred before justice rolls round and the White House war crims cop it in the neck... metaphorically speaking, of course! Sane Americans will eventually corral the insane Americons.

The sociopathic Bush regime has confirmed what many sane global citizenss have known for yonks: the USA is the biggest, most dangerous cause and proponent of terrorism on this used and abused little ball of glactic detritus. They have lost the Middle East and empowered Iran... and demonstrated once and for all that the USA is NOT invincible.