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If you don't stop this, I'll tell on you!
- (I'm not John Howard - really, truly I'm not!)

Mr Digger, I agree Mark was a bit alarming, but surely John is too old now - even for a NWO glove puppet. Don't you think? It always shocks me to see the volume of froth of dementia that gathers on his lower lip. It would be kindest just to put the poor old duffer down!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Perineal, yes, an area of the body just begging for excision. Did I tell you about the time I transplanted the aforesaid region to replace a cancerous lower lip? Unfortunate simian modification of the features. But wholly scientifically successful, I assure you!

Serge, I hold an invitation open for you to donate a little time at my Recreational Psychiatry unit. I am sure that we could engineer some lusts into your psyche that you would have thought impossible - seriously! You would be paralyzed with admiration to see my scrap book of scientific breakthroughs.
Such a character as yours should not be allowed to go to waste. I wait in hungry scientific anticipation for your reply.

Ricky, it is always so good to chew the fat, so to speak, with another pure scientist. I must admit I do like your approach, but the magnetron may be a tad, how will I put it - undisciplined, perhaps? I have yet to reduce any of my clients to a smouldering pile of charcoal. However, the thought is not without some charm...
We will speak again, Ricky, I am sure. But please watch out for the Feds - these party-poopers are everywhere these days!
Viva, Recreational Psychiatry!

A man for the hour. Iron bar Mark will fix us all up.

Is Mark Latham a back door man?

Don't worry Mr Chato, our great PM will deal with this latest leftie upstart in his own good time. Just like he did with the last Labour loser you all loved: Mark Latham.

Digger,

Cranbourne

geez, i'm really glad THE CURE did'nt get on that list! or Siouxsie or Joy Division. but Bjork, Morrissey and The Pet Shop Boys made it??? oh dear, i had no idea they were gay. i always knewe they were homos but gay? that's news to me. but i still love them.

I have been experimenting with various electrical devices that I've created myself, and wonder what your thoughts are on the matter.

Using stun-weaponry as a guide, I have developed a similar circuit that can creat an electric shock with approx 150,000 volts, but with short bursts of amperage up to 2Amps, and with oscilating current. It's sort of like a stun-gun on steroids. Anyone who has ever taken apart a stun gun, or even a disposable camera, can replicate the stun-gun circuitry. But, by using a capacitator from a microwave oven and laptop batteries, instead of little 9volt batteries, you can create a stun-gun that be far more devistating than the crap you can buy on Ebay.

In theory, I've also diagramed a little device that is totally radical, but I haven't experimented with it yet. Again, using the basic components of a microwave oven, but placing them in a small metal box with the magnatron on the outside, free from metalic interferance, and also using laptop batteries, I've discovered that you can make a device that sends microwaves unrestricted into any environment. I just don't know what that does? Perhaps if we boost the EM power emitted from the Magnatron and then focus that into a beam, what do you think you'd have? Oooops, I hope this isn't what our military has been working on - I wouldn't want them to think we are stealing their ideas.

Microwave ovens, laptop batteries, old X-ray tubes and TV sets are filled with fascinating little things, don't you think?

They say not to listen to Ted Nugent? TED NUGENT IS OUR KNIGHT AND SAVIOR! He is a hunter, anti-drug advocate, and pro-gun to the core.

TED NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

Oh, I noticed that GG Allin didn't make the list - I guess we shouldn't listen to Ted Nugent, but kids should listen to GG Allin while eating their fruit-loops.

If he throws in another GST and some more reform, he's got my vote.
(only kidding)

http://www.bernzilla.com/item.php?id=53

Motorhead?
The Doors?

Is Lemmy a fag? Shit he came out of the closet in 2005. I must have been asleep. But the Doors? I thought back door man was someone who snuck out the back door so he wouldn't get sprung.

We ALL want to save the children! Don't we?
- Peed O'Phile

Dear Ricky, it's so nice to hear from a like mind. We pure scientists are so rarely understood these days. I would like to show you around RP some day.
As soon as I clear-up a little misunderstanding about some silly "ethics problem" I will show you the ropes, if you know what I mean. Can't be too careful what you say these days...
There's the night nurse with something for me - gotta gotta go!

No! No! We no glot! No glot ossie frags. You want ossie frags, you clom Fliday! Prenty ossie frags! Clom Fliday! You go now!
- Hoo Flung Dung (Insclutable Oriental Import Company)

Well there goes my Aussie Flag toilet paper idea.

Dear Ricky, I do believe you would find a visit to my Recreational Psychiatry unit very compelling, and might I suggest, it would be - how to put this? I know! A deeply "satisfying" experience - if you get my drift...
You do appreciate that there are corporate "in confidence" issues at play here. I won't bore you with details Ricky, but we would not want to attract any unwelcome interest from the sort of folk who might not understand the noble features of pure science!
I enjoyed your interest Ricky, always good to hear from a pure scientist, we are so misunderstood these days! Anyway, I will see what I can do for you. Please chat any time you feel a scientific urge.

Yugo! Do ducks quack?
- Mouse1

I believe that you are a right-thinking fellow. I see that you may be one of the few that have a deeper understanding of how the human brain really works. I need to know more about your Recreational Psychiatry unit. I need to know more details about treatments used in your unit. Please, if you can, provide me with a list of prefered chemicals and electroshock devices, including manufacturere's name(s). All information is greatly appreciated.

You anti-american lefties are all the same....

If it weren't for the Yanks and our great PM we'd all be speaking Chinese.


Digger

Cranbourne

Imagine the world without christian fantasists and american robber barons! Peace in our time, yes indeedy!

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Do mice like Anzacs?

Are safe. And will remain safe. Those who are not safe are the muslims, the marxists, and the citizens ruled by dictators who would nationalize the people's assets and castrate their own citizens by taking their guns away.

They shall be the eternal slaves of their elitist socialists and marxists. It' won't be long before we see marxist managers with actual whips flogging their slaves, just as they do in Chinaland, and the other slant-eyed countries.

Those jews are always trying to sell you slavery packaged as some kind of safe petting zoo wrapping paper. They think they're geniuses, when they can't make obvious predictions based on what's in front of their own eyes. Dreamers love Drug-guzzling, Dope-smoking hippies. A dreamer can't make nothin of himself when confronted with productives. But, give a Dreamer a team of drug-guzzling lemmings, and you got an Army of the Irrational, that only the Jew-Dreamer can control.

Ricky, after I first watched "Duck Soup" I decided that marxism would be impossible to defeat! When was the last time we got a safe laugh out of Dubya or non-core John?
- Marxism fan

You can't own guns, knives or any sharp objects. Lasers, tasers and masers are certainly out of the question.

Your leaders have determined that Aussie citizens have neither the intelligence nor the capability of owning such destructive devices. Your leaders forbid you from defending yourselves. Your leaders forbid you from owning anything sharper than grits on a plastic spoon.

The only thing that your leaders permit you to have is drugs. Drugs which subdue the human spirit, and enslave the body. Drugs which are used by the Aussie government to control the masses. Carl Marx was a senile idiot. Religion is not the opiate of the masses, Opium is the opiate of the masses. He couldn't see the scourge on humanity, the tool for slavery, the mind-control that could be inflicted by government on its subjects through chemical control. The Great Carl Marx couldn't predict that Opium and it's derivatives, and other chemicals that work on the brain, would subdue the masses. He was a doped-up, day-dreaming fool. If I could get my hands around Carl Marx's neck, I'd crush every cervical bone in his spine just before injecting him with mega-doses of prozack and methanphetamine, while a recording plays repeatedly at 110 decibiles OPIUM IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES, RETARD!

And, Ricky, there are other procedures.
For instance, the subject can be reduced to deep depression by administering large doses of Benzedrine for several days. There are various "psychological methods" that are also remarkably effective in our assault on the subject's personal identity.
- Dr. Benway Phd (Member Australia New Zealand Recreational Psychiatry Institute in affiliation with Pizza Hut Delivery [Phd])

I wanted to be among the sisters, but unfortunately - so did they!
Latin did not help either!
- Carpe Testicularum

All that Latin is making me dizzy...
It reminds of being with the Brothers.

Ricky, Ricky... Why not come in for some surgery on your own brain? I know a few sections I could remove that are proven to dramatically reduce if not cure chronic paranoia.

Ipso facto?
Cogito, ergo sum?
No! Abso - bloody - lutely not!
I am; therefore, I think!
Bastards!
- Pupil of Democritus and Plotinus

In fact, Ricky, the Coalition troops have actually been re-animating the Iraqi dead, and they now return good dividends to the hard-working shareholders! It's the Lord's truth, really, truly! Cross my heart and hope to die!
J.W.Howdywar (commander of "shock and awe" great southern wasteland division, and full-time arsewipe)

It's a very hard horn for his horniest.
I'm ready to worship you Satan; just give me the call.
And I'll burn every Christian that calls.

Imagine if all of us got a stiffy at the same time? I'm sure Satan would reveal himself. What a glorious moment...

So let's aim for 12PM GMT on Feb 2nd to rub our pecker like the Genies bottle and give ourselves a hard on for Lucifer.

And then point your old fella at the stars and wait for him to arrive.

Amen.

I likee do poo poo on da flag...

Poor flustered Ricardo hasn't realised yet that bombs bounce back.

George W has guaranteed that the war on the USA will be ongoing for another century minimum.

More to the point is who will be providing ongoing aid to the USA as they wallow in their bankruptcy?

Time to migrate Ricky. See you down the pub.

droping bombs, with our without intellignece. Don't make no nevermind to us where they drop, as long as it's on some sand inhabited by muslims.

Why don't you figure on telling all of us how dropping bombs 1/2 way round the world is demising the US? Ye old Asstralians don't like us anymore? I feel so "demised" already.

You Australians have been castrated - ye ain't have any fightin' skills; nor guns; nor knives; nor bombs; nor nothi'n worth fighting with. If ye call fiddl'n with your dongers "warrior mentality", then I recon we don't even need to dope you fools up - why isn't we just takin' over your dirt. Ya'll's useless!

Ricardovitz is obviously very ignorant about Australia.

Who needs guns or gas or bombs? Hell of a lot of good they are doing winning the war on terror!

The use of bombs without intelligence is proving to be the demise of the US.

In Australia we have a special fighting skill learned to us by our warrior mentor - "Donger".

The more things in Australia change, the more jumbled up things get politically. The more jumbled up you Aussies get, the more fight you get back in you. Hopefully Australia will fractionalize to the point of Anarchy, and it will thus be a cake walk for enterprising Americans to claim it as our own. What ya'll need is a few more muslims, a bunch of queers, more lesbians, more commies, and tons more drugs. Yes, we will be opening some meth labs soon in your town.

Hey, sorry to see that Satan burned Perth to the ground - even made our news here in the states - must have been one heck of a fire. Bet, land's getting cheaper by the second in Perth. Just ripe for the pick'n

There are two things I like about Chinks. They pump sewage and toxic waste into every water source in China, shortening the lives of their hoard. Their factory toxic smoke blows over Kanada, hopefully killing off the pig-children of draft-dodging hippies and soft, limp Kanadians.

Add up how many civilian deaths have been caused by "barbaric muslims" in the past 4 years?

MILLIONS! They kill themselves, kill each other, kill Americans, kill Europeans, kill Aussies, kill Indians, kill indonesians, and kill Israelies.


Now, how many civilian deaths have been caused by the pure, chivalrous, peace-loving Bush administration?

Not one. Every muslim is an extension of some terrorist organization. Every terrorist organization's purpose is carrying out murder. All muslims are belong to or support the murderous armies of Islam. Therefore, no muslims are civilians and all muslims are murderers.

Case won!

You pay me now! I export lots many container ship of Ossie fleg for wise, noble Ossie patriots. You pay me now!

Mr Woo Tang Fuk, Manager, Shanghai Flag Manufactory Number One.

And why not? Jerk Howard PM has been shitting on us for over a decade! Hey, it's an Australian value, people!

If by "civilisation" Dame Downer means Bushevism and Howardism, then it deserves to sink into the shit-hole of oblivion so the rest of us can live in peace and get on with our lives

Add up how many civilian deaths have been caused by "barbaric muslims" in the past 4 years? Now, how many civilian deaths have been caused by the pure, chivalrous, peace-loving Bush administration? Case dismissed!