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The pretty little media whores know what is best for the drooling public.
Will the berserkers come and kidnap Hogturd, the great suckhole of steel?
Please!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Bush and his advisors (and his "brains" Karl Rove and Dick Cheney) has dragged America into its worst foreign policy disaster in history and destabilised the entire world in their lust for oil and global power.

I'm glad that Bush has announced his new plan and I'm glad that the Weasel supported him because when Nancy P rejects funding for Bush's extra troops , both these two warmongers will die in the ass and look like real idiots. I can't wait for Nancy P to block Bush's plan, and Hogturd will look like a bigger fool than he already is for supporting Bush.. Patriot -II Good Bliss.

The evil retarded fuckwit's master plan unfolds.
It's a clear case of the evil dumb leading the evil scum!
I agree, fuck them all! Amen.

Nah, can't be real. Deputy Dawg does not spill his guts like that!
Otherwise, it's a totally believable confession of hideous culpability.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I reckon the planet has no more than a few years before we are all evicted.
Thanks to all the evil psychos who got control of real WMD. Fuck you cunts!
Fuck you too, John Fucking Fuckwitingston Fuckwit PM!!
(my apologies to Sister Mary)
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yugo, your avatar is very fierce. Are you sure this is how you wish to promote yourself to the timid, and gentle folk that visit Xenoxnews!
I will think of you while I manipulate my rosary!
Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

Nothing Yet

I would counsel a little patience and restraint on the part of people who are jumping too quickly to conclusions!
I'm sure that we will find the WMD. Anyway, we won't cut and run. We will stay the course!
The Prime Minister is a man of courage. He is a clear thinker. He understands the responsibilities of freedom.
- A. Friend

Bush is insane and worse than that it seems the US Democrats dont have the balls - or common sense - to impeach the loony! Rememeber Nero and Rome burning? Iraq is a global wildfire started and stoked by Bush!

Mundane digression in extremis, you guys! What do you think this is? Good Morning Australia?! Point is: Bush is obviously insane!

Mr Howard is not decrepit... he walks everyday.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction....

My mind is one cess-pool of unclean thoughts.

And its fabulous!

I got so upset, I messed up my reply! See what you bad people do to me? Putting evil doubts into my pure mind.
Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

Oh no! Saint John would never lie- never, ever! He couldn't!Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity) He is a christian, you know?
Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

Come come Sister. There are no absolutes truths. There are no absolute anythings in this Universe.

Is there such a thing as a Xenox-y-moron?
I find this all very confusing, but I will play with my rosary, and say a prayer to St. John of the absolute Truth.
Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

I agree that you can re-experience Deja Vu. However you're not discussing the experience of Deja Vu you're discussing events in Somalia as being the cause of the Deja Vu. So saying those events are causing you a sensation of Deja Vu all over again seems excessively redundant.

But I guess I should read this piece as the joke that Homer Simpleton says it is.

Yeah Patriot! What's wrong with latte sippers? You always use that phrase in a derogatory sense.

Its oxymoronic not to know a joke when you see one.. and Patriot, YOU have got to be kidding!

It is possible that one could experience deja-vu over again.

In fact writing this I feel as if I am experiencing deja-vu all over again.

Proof once again of the lefts complicity in supporting terrorism. The terrorists the US (with the approval of the Somalia Government) eliminated were responsible for the deaths of 100s of innocent civilians when they bombed the African US Embassies in the nineties. They were evil individuals who were a direct threat to us all. However, once again, the latte sippers are outraged that the US takes action to defend itself against these monsters. By continuing to attack the trio of great leaders President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard, the left is aiding and abetting terrorism. It is as simple as that.

God bless,

Patriot

Isn't it oxymoronic to say "it's deja-vu all over again"?

I always knew I was on the right fucken track!

OK, so if we apply the old adage that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", we arrive at the obvious conclusion that George W. Duh has pissed-off even his friends and all the Yanks have left are fucken enemies! This guy is a fucken basketcase and its about fucken time he was hauled off and locked in a padded room before his longed for armageddon is not just a smoking gun but a big fucken mushroom clooud!

There is a scratch on the human record - (okay, a scratch on the CD!)
If human affairs were not so horrific, they would be comical, or boring.
Nobody learns from history. Most have come down in the last shower.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yugo, both arseholes could not write, because they could not write.
Feel free to invent your own reasons...
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Are you the resident censor???

Why couldn't he write things down? Was he armless?

I wonder what I meant by "bag case"?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I heard about an Aussie wannabe philosopher who got such a bag case of clap of the tongue that he had to deliver his utterances out of his arse.
Eventually his arsehole got equal rights, and took the wannabe's job off him.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Fuck deleted the wrong comment again....

Your headline is ambiguous. I don't care either.

Yeah well that explains your ambiguous headline....

70 year old PM Howard has helped to create a democracy he can rightly be proud of. It has the rule of law which even Alan Jones would approve.

What'sa matter Prof no students to do your work for you?

But only the wise could do maths!

That's easy! Read Xenox News of course! The quote was used by Mark Twain first I think.... and it's the interpretation of the statistics that tends to be the lie not the numbers themselves.... I mean you could prove statisically that 99.9% of heroin addicts consumed dairy products in their childhood. Does that mean that consuming dairy products leads to heroin addiction?

And what do the grammatically illiterate do to get through their miserable lives?

That quote is always used by the mathmatically illiterate. Too lazy to understand they rely on their ignorant prejudices to guide them through their miserable lifes.

I think the aussie battlers don't want to know, but at the end of the day I am certainly not going to speculate about it! All in accordance with national security, of course.
I'm not going to try and put it any more strongly than that.
J.W.Howard (Proconsul to the southern quarry)

Oh and who funded the research? That's always good to know.

Then again it might be more fun to drink yourself to death. There are 3 kinds of lies aren't there? Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.

High quality research there.

Bullet to the back of the head cures everything....

Now it's just gonna be one big land full of happy and brain-dead pisspots with flexible joints!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Stop whining, you loser. Find some sucker to cheat out of their cheese!
This is a mouse-eat-cheese world, go and find some drops of latte to sip.
- Mouse1

You cunt! You ate the lot!
- Mouse2

You are a generous soul, Yugo. Thanks.
- Mouse1

I left some cheese out for you....