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Here's a little more fucken Howard-speak: a 10% GST! Duh! What is now, more like 15%?! And here's another beauty: Australia's trade deficit blew-out (AGAIN) in August to $1.64 billion.. That's about a $306 million increase on July! Oh what great fucken fiscal managers these fascist pointy-heads are!

Hey Mr Stink why weren't you in Bali protecting us Aussies?

Digger
Cranbourne

It gets even more funny.
The three amigos are so busy
sucking each other's arses
that they don't notice that
everybody has died in the
apocalypse and they themselves
are in Hell being cheered on
by a crowd of demons.

At various times Bush, Blair or Howard
have shown odd behaviour or have been
seen carrying suspicious parcels.
I need say no more...

Havent we heard this story before....

Imagine what would happen if these terrorists got their hands on nuclear weapons??!!??

This could happen if the international community allows the Mad Mullahs of Iran to get their hands on them. So I say lets invade Iran now to stop them.

Raspberry Cordial

Heres another one...

A dozen drug crazed arab students take a few jets on a joy ride around the US. A couple planes accidently crash into some buildings. The hilarity ensues as a trio of bumbling world leaders trigger World War Three in response...

Terrorist apologist. I suppose you will write up something blaming Bush for the Bali bombs next.

Patriot

Do you mean "Levantine"?

It is our utter misfortune - and a historic tragedy - that neither here nor in the United States is their a legitimate "opposition" party. In this respect, it appears that Osama Bin Laden's aims have been at least partially achieved: Western Democracy is crumbling.

In George W Bush's fraudulent "war-on-terror" (repeat ad infinitum), whose side are our governments really on? By their policies, actions and reactions they appear to be helping Osama Bin Laden in his quest to destroy democracy.

I can see no difference between the lethal fanaticism of Bin Laden's followers and that of the Bush Regime's key gang members. All justify their bloody deeds with regilious rhetoric.

Wasn't Leviathan a gospeller?
Herodutus?
Shove it!

Leviathan vs who in that movie???
Osama Bin Laden or Snoop Doggy Dog!!!???!!

Come on Johnny - take a hint
for fucking Christ's sake!

I have more fear of Howard peddling
fear than any "terrorists" he tries
to con us with. History has shown us
all the dirty twists and turns and
Howard has learnt them all.

Levi Stinkelstein!
I knew him when I was a kid!

Thank God that God is not interested in human idiocy.

The dreaming body is as real as anything we deal with in the world.

As Bush, Blair and Australia's John Howard discard more and more of our democratic rights, they do the work of the terrorists for them. Osama Bin Laden's apoparent aim is to destroy our "way of life"? Our deceitful, self-serving leaders are doing his work for him!

Movie: Leviathan the Hunter

Stink is currently hot on the trail of Osama Bin Laden.

Leviathan alone will bring Mr Bin Laden to justice.

He will then take to guarding the Australian Coastline single handedly.

His paranormal sense of smell will sniff out terrorists as he prowls our cities at night. He will disarm and put the fear of godstink into them so they will refrain from any future evil ideas.

Leviathan Stink is our saviour!

Chato
When those crazed Muslims were blowing up innocent Aussies in Bali were you running and hiding? We have to stand tall and strong against these nasty people; they only know fear and hate.

A.Bolt

Leviathan Stink? He looks like some Muslim Extremist Super-hero to me.

Report to your local ASIO/Federal Police office for interrogation.

G.Richardson
ASIO Head

Faaarrrrrrk!

It's true! Howard gave a rock-solid
iron-clad guarantee that a terrorist
attack may or may not happen and
that we are very safe or maybe not.
At least we can be alert or maybe
a little less alert than that.
We should be alarmed but not too
alarmed. We should all be prepared
to lay down the lives of others
to preserve a relaxed and comfortable
life even if it means paying the
price of eternal vigilance, which is
raging paranoia.
Lest we forget, remember The Alamo...

The man is a fool.

This is fucking Heaven mate.
Howard's Ostrichlia.
Love it or loathe it!

Goodbye mate. Johnny next?

i remember the feel good universe...
when you could call a MP a cunt and not have ASIO going thru your garbage..
when you could call for the overthrow of the Australian Government and installation of Sharia law and not be locked away in solitary for 14 days...
when you could have fun with garden fertiliser and only get a complaint from the neighbour when you blew down the fence...

those days are now gone.

I blame Chato.


Digger
Cranbourne

Oh Chato you are a terrorist in hiding!

FILTHY FUCKING PIGS!
May Allah infect their testicles
with awful biting parasites that
look like John Howard when examined
closely and which cannot be
eliminated by any human agency.
May they lust after Alan Jones
for eternity and long to have
his children. May all their children
look exactly like Osama, or at least
like Saddam!

Well, yes, I did get to meet Magda.

But she was a harsh Jewish bitch. I fucked her a few times but you would have thought I was fucking a corpse, not even a twitch!

Now I know what your thinking..."little Leon wasn't able to excite her"...

Not true! I've fucked many a gal and gotten a positive response. I reached into my bag tricks for Magda. I fucked her with the Torah spreadeagled over her tight Jewess body...I put the sheet over her with the hole...I wore a yamulka...I tried everything and got no response. So I gave up on her.

Leon Lubansky

Hey Leon, did you get it on with Magda?

So beautiful, so beautiful...

When you are living in a madhouse,
democracy is the last thing you
should be pushing for.

Yo Max! The Afghans just had their much-touted democratic election of a "president", proving that George W Blotch's big-stick policy worked. Hell, bro! 30 per cent of registered Afghan's cast a ballot! That's a better turn out than in the Mutated States of Dumerica! Woo-hoo! Let's Dumbya's freedom reign like sheep shit in a paddock!

Well waddaya know! Millions evacuated before Hurricane Rita could send em all flying... amazinf what you can do with a week's forwarning! And this relatively successful evacuation when compared to the Hurricane Katrina fuck-up proves that George W Blotch is... what... an even greater idiot than he is! He thinks by jetting all round Texas proves he knows how to govern! You're right Max: impeach the bastard and his crim-christ-babblers... and jail the lot of em!

Thar she blows, me hearties! Yarr, each and every shipmate aboard the cursed vessel Monstralia be bleeding from the arse for many a year... ever since the ship's command went to the mad Cap'n Johnny Jingo!

Is there a place in your crew
for No-Haired-John the pirate?
He has been banging us stupid
for years and he might like to
be on the end of a dick for a
change.

Beazley is the fat turd Howard floats on to stay in command.

....wee all wanty weally good healthy wealthy and wise worms, in maggot wee got some mealy mouth morsels, good weavely worms....

I have my orders. First law will be close down all churches. Especially those fucking born again christian places. Burnt down to the fucking ground. Then at the schools we will get all those flag poles and burn them down as well. All flags will be banned and if any cunt says "aussie" they get 15 years jail. Period. No ifs or buts. And for all who didn't vote for me I would send them to a re-education camp, at a exotic location. Say, Christmas Island, or maybe Nauru. Anywhere out of the country; those self-righteous Liberal arseholes will cope it right royally! If I was King... M.Latham

I'm sure Dubya will rise to the occasion
when he discovers what an occasion is
and how he is to rise to it.

Impeach the bastard, and his cronies too.

You must have meant "A FLOOD OF FAECES".
This is Ostrichlia after all.

SHOCK OF THE POO (hole)?

the real problem is when it starts to talk back to you...in english.

Sounds like a bad case of recursive arsehole!

Good ol' Mark O'Thebeast. We knew he be
a good lad. He came good finally.
I knew he would - blood will out.
No one knows who the Dark One will
favour next...