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Fuck Tripod. You are all cunts!

What a picture! A slimy giant tapeworm
bailing out of a plane.
And he's not even smart!

No Agitprop. You might be confused.
Howard is not a "SUPERHERO" he is
a "SUPERZERO".

How come the fucken Rodent doesnt get a guernsey in this portrait gallery? After all, the old pricks the mighty Oz Suckhole of Steel!

Christ on a stick mate, dont you people believe in fucken paragraphs? (This scene sounds like one of my regular weekends!)

I've changed my mind.
He is an evil, grotesque little goblin.
(He is still a cunt!)

Don't feel too bad -
All the Oz public are being
jerked-off now.

The God of the Jews must be
a fucking cruel joker.

Still a good point.

Oh, Corby! You poor little bitch!
How we have all forgotten you.

Man! That's what I call living!
Why was Howard the hobgoblin there and
why was he pretending to be a possum?

Aussies don't give a shit but the Yanks may be coming out of their coma... at last. Unless another convenient terrorist attack hits Noo Yawk!

Who do you think can make the biggest smoking hole in the ground? Nobodys safe while that fucken whacko Bush has his finger on the trigger! That idiot Downer's going around saying J.I. believe using nuclear bombs is justifiable, well so fucken what, thats exactly what the fucken Shrub believes! Shiiiiiiit!!!!

help me lord!

I like the sound of sipping champagne from her shoe after scoring big on the stockmarket again.

Just think, only 15 years to the roaring 20s!

Shit I got a stiffy just reading this!

Quick where is a site with some nasty Amanda Vanstone pics - I don't want to waste it!

Phil Ruddick

I agree with Scott Ritter: Bush and Blair are war criminals, straight up. Osama is just another relgious nutter with too much money. All three should be put of trial for crimes against humanity... and our very own mean and tricky little Rodent John Howard PM should go down with them, as a knowing criminal accomplice.

The Howard Government is a "parliamentary" dictatorship, plain and simple, and there is nothing benign about it. No care, no responsibility. If you're on the bottom of the economic food chain now, just wait until those IR "reforms" start to bite... Monstralia has sunk to a vacuous, selfish, amoral depth it will take a generation or more to climb out from... fuck 'em!

Sleepwalk is such a lovely melody.
I suggest it be the basis of a
new Ostrichlian national anthem,
or use the name at least.

i like insanity.
gives me a reason to stay in bed each morning; grab the joystick and make the sheets sticky.
what do i dream off?
blow jobs in car parks.

ok.

my dreams are small.


but in the end we are all dust and i'd prefer that the spirals of infinity in me knackers get some use, somewhere.

Lost
In A Wilderness of Pain

What are they taking in Canberra?
They must be sucking down some
pretty wild dope I reckon.

This is not the first time in
the history of the world that
a fucking nutcase held us all
to ransom because he was told
by the "voice of God".
(For Howard, substitute the
"voice of Bush")

Not hearsay, Pate-Riot, these are direct quotes. The Shrub let the rat out of the neo-con bag when he called this bullshit "war-on-terror" a crusade.

Hearsay from a pair of terrorist sympathisers. I expect this sort of clap-trap in a lefty rag like XenoxNews but the BBC? Tells you how much the media is biased by it's leftist-liberal journalists.

Patriot

smoke dope and be free. fuck them politicians. stick a needle in and float away.... its the best way. i had a ground up Harry Potter E pill for breakfast...man i havent looked back. me and me bitch dancing down the street. they give those suicide bombers Ectsasy you know? quick, me nose is running. Time for the Corn Flour!!!! Phil "Pothead" Williams

Is your first name Andrew by any chance?

Osama Bin laden and George W Bush both claim to be heeding "god"s call. Both need to be locked-up in a padded cell at the earliest opportunity, preferably together. A much larger cell, naturally, should be filled with their lunatic supporters.

Why aren't all you "HowardHaters" in Iraq supporting the terrorists?
Oh. That's right. By your opposition to PM Howard and President Bush you are supporting Osama while staying at home...

Patriot

Patriot, are you a member of the Australian Defence Forces? If not, why not? If you are so patriotic, why are you not in Iraq fighting for our/your freedom and safety? Why, because you, like the rest of the conservatives, send the underclass to fight your battles. You are a pathetic excuse of a human being.

"Governments of the Coalition of the Willing are now saying publicly what their intelligence services have long known, that the Iranian regime is supplying the terrorists in Iraq with sophisticated weapons and bombs"

Are they the same "intelligence services" that supplied information of WMD's in Iraq? This is merely a distortion of the facts to build a case for a pre-emptive strike against Iran.

Will someone please liberate Australia!

Perfidious is my second-most-favorite descriptor

They're all hiding in case they get mistook for being terrorist "suspects" and shot dead!

How to win an election, Rodent-style: pay a forestry union in a crucial electorate 4 Million bucks, and shower marginal conservative seats with heaps of "grants"... It's a sure bet!

Don't know about Amherst but I've been stuck in a place called Amfreville for last 6 days.



Once we get the road to Isigny me and the boys will leave.

Cpl Uhl
709/243rd Div
Wehrmacht

Enjoy it while you can. The price
of fuel will become prohibitive.
Such is progress.

As I see it, the problem is caused
by excessive freedom in the first place.
We need not worry much longer.
This problem is being fixed by the
little Suckhole of Steel.

My name is Doctor Chato.
I have seen many such cases as yours
and it is always caused by a little
turd infiltrating healthy tissue.
The technical name of this condition
is Johnus Howardi Unflushabilicus.
The only remedy is radical excision.

One word: Stink

Death to Disco

Dont intrude upon my dreams.
They are spectacular and filled with the worship of me.
Incandescent I stand above the world and the rest bow and scrape...

Dont intrude upon my dreams.

doctrine of enlightenment as the realization of the oneness of one's self and the visible world

thems a lot of big words there...

what you do?

Swallow a dictionary?

Welcome to the holy month of Ramadan... and the folkloric fantasy of Islam, the flipside of Christian delusion.

As cruel, pointless and (let's face it) just plain stupid the latest Bali atrocities are, how are they any different to the cluster bombs U.S. forces spread around Iraq and Afghanistan? One group of murderers utilise cheap backpacks and home-made nail bombs for their abhorent, incomprehensible aims and kills and maims a few innocent people, the other commands the world's most powerful military/industrial machine and kills and maims innocent people by the hundreds of thousand.

The Bushies not only condone torture, they practice it in their hidden gulags around the globe. And their fake "war on terrorism" and condemnation of terrorists always was disengenuously selective. As long as that remains so, the Bush mantra of "freedom", "democracy" etc can be dismissed for what it is: hollow, meaningless rhetoric.

Nah, the fucken Rodent has more to do with that bloody mess!

Bush is promoting democracy like the pope is promoting condoms! The guys a lethal fucken nutter (both of 'em)

I believe the proper response is to demand freedom for all.
freedom from terror.
freedom from violence.
freedom from celibacy.

Indeed it is the last issue which bites the deepest, for if a man can't get a root he is lost in a world of violence and frustration.

And by the way did you know Elmer Fudd was gay?
Who'd have believed that!

Desperate Trev

Are you still "alert but not alarmed"? What a fucken con job the Howard ratpack has pulled (an art learned well before the most dangerous idiot in the world overthrew US democracy and overran the Oval Orifice). Safe from terrorists in the hands on these arseholes? You must be fucken kidding me! For almost a decade now the Rodent has been enhancing that big fucken bullseye he has painted on the map of Monstralia! And what the fuck are we doing in Iraq occupying a middle east hell-hole when the terrorists we need to confront are right in our own fucken back yard?!!! But oh no, despite the Bali bombs, what's our "terror alert" level? An insipid shade of bullshit grey, just like the Rodent's shrivelled old heart!