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A notable anniversary but hardly a happy one, given the mad military adenturism and venal economic fascism of the Great Satan that has turned the world on its ear. Once my medication kicks in, I'll have a little more to say on the subject. Again. My doctor says it should be okay. Meanwhile: Viva Xenox News! Onward and upward! Give 'em hell and smoke 'em if you got 'em!

Our mean and tricky PM Howard won't say if Australian authorities have also adopted a 'shoot to kill" policy with terrorist suspects... And that's the real problem: "suspect". Nothing need be proven, demonstrated or factual, merely "suspect". So now we might be killed by terrorists AND those claiming to protect us from terrorists. Bin Laden - if he's still alive - must be ecstatic.

Those purple-assed baboons are more prevalent in Washington U.S.A. than in Africa.

Obvioulsy no-one read this.

i stumbled to my knees and crossed myself...she took her undies off and shoved my head 'tween her long-long-long-lanky legs...
and in a way im hoping that the crack therein is my way home...
After swallowing a gobful I leapt off the floor:
"Lord Im saved! Her cunt has given me the life; it is indeed all I need!"


Then mum got up and went home.

Maybe it's the sex industry that is considered unethical not sex itself.....

you must admit that is good shit, even if it is from the drug-addled professor....

How dare you insult dog vomit!

Happy birthday baby. All those
years of xenoxphilia.
But are there no churches of XENOX?

How bad can it get? Now he gets
jealous over some fantasy lover
of mine. How can I tell him that
he has to go and find something
to fall in love with? - something
like a rubber chook perhaps.
I think he suspects that I am
talking about him, the insane can
be very cunning you know.

Yes yes everybody knows you don't like Howard. Very good.

pripyat I mean.

See I told you that Chato and the Pimpledick guy were in love.

I don't know what to do.
What can I do when a crazy
has fallen in love with me?

I'm not bitter just eager for the truth to be known.

Yes Chato there is always hope for you.

are you boys gunna grow up and join us peverts down here?

It is never too late:
www.schizophrenia.org

You really do have a crush
on me don't you darling?

You should really not be so
bitter about things.
Go meet another nice zombie like
yourself, and keep taking your
medication.

Sorry to hear about Cheato and that other guy. Maybe that's why they are so full of hate.

You can cry if you want to. It's your party.

I only wear my bag of fruit for job interviews....

This has to be the best article on Xenox News I've ever read.

Chato means a Japanese teapot. Sometimes worn on the head.

Chato is also Spanish for "flat" or "snub nosed".... Your mumma probably thought of it after she dropped you on your face.

Thanks for sharing your favourite website.

Sorry to disappoint you boys but I made all this up. You know you take this web site far too seriously. When you grow up hopefully you will be able to tell the difference between what's real and what is not. I'm not Gay so don't try to chat me up and I'm not trying to break you two up either. You make such a lovely couple. And I've said before I don't like John Howard (not that I know him). I hope you stop felching each other long enough to take the time to read this and consider what I've said.

That was more ideological drivel
from a PANZER right-wing think-tank.

Panzer is an abbreviation of
"Panzerkampfwagen", a German
compound noun which translates
as "Armoured Combat Vehicle".

The German "Panzer" is derived
from Old French pancier, meaning
"armor for the belly".

Hello sweety, I'll try to play
"MISTY" for you.
And by the way, I'm not Chato
the Apache indian. He is dead.
You probably think you are
an indian chief named Geronimo
or some such, but sweety,
that cannot be true.
You are such a darling.
Please say hello to John, your daddy.

Do you want me to play "MISTY"
for you sweetheart?

Can't fault him on that. Pity he can't get to bits of shit like Howard and Bush, 'o' and you, Fruitcake lickass cunt.

That's the spirit. Now you're getting it.

"Last night's meeting was very fruitful"
We know what that means!
I think grown men fondling each
other's scrotums after a manly
game should not be brought into
this issue.

But fruit does suit you,
old fruit that you are.

Fruit means U R G-A-Y

(but maybe it doesn't)

www.shizophrenia.org

some readers maybe brain dead but we appreciate them all.

Ed.

Thanks for pointing that out, brain dead readers like pripyat will appreciate it.

That's right it looks like Banana Gusmao.

Isn't that guy in charge of East Timor?

Oh those whining Victorians! Guess what? Take away the salary cap allowances and you still won't win the flag again!

Percy
Brisbane

What would you like me to be on about? What is your native tongue? Perhaps I can translate for you?

Lame, lame, lame, fruitcake. cunt.

What the fuck are you on about? You must be headfucked, Suckhole.

Watch your back beazley.

Yes please, 2 sugars.

Coffee enema?

No more enemas! We will all go blind!

Xenoxnews may be a whore,
but it can still give you
a very nasty suck!

Well you are welcome to add your point of view Geronimo. We have a non-discriminatory editorial policy; we'll take anything! Tex Lumbago

I think we should rename this website "ihategeorgebushandjohnhoward.com" cause that's all there is here.

That's hilarious! I love political satire! Viva Xenox News!