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That's because it's faggot food.

A man needs a good sausage.

Trucker

Sounds like a transcription of one of the Rodents fucken cabinet meetings!

Quick! pt 2.
(this is a fucking cliffhanger!)

Close scrutiny proves that the U.S. Resident defrauded voters for his second term 'win" too. When you're that rich and powerful, who gives a hoot'n'anny, right? And the fraud continues, unabated, on just about every issue the Liar-in-Chief sinks his bloody paws into.

"He was thoughtful and grave but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.
When he cried 'Steer to starboard, but keep her head
larboard!'
What on earth was the helmsman to do?"

Lewis Carroll - The Hunting of the Snark

Champion your identity unto thyself.

"Leviathan Odour" - The movie

Oh there's a war on alright: the war between reason and idiocy!

Are you really William Blake?

Excuse me?

The "Simpson and his donkey" myth is - like the whole bizarre ANZAC obsession - just more Oz fantasy. Simpson wasn't an Aussie, he was a Pom who jumped ship in Fremantle. His real name was John Simpson Kirkpatrick. As Les Carlyon tells it in his terrific book "Gallipoli", Simpson "was as Australian as North Sea cod and peas".

I, myself, have no fear.
There is no rear end assailant I fear.

In my fight for freedom I'll take on all comers!

Too right! I believe little Johnny will
unveil a bronze of Simpson in the act,
next *ANZAC day.
BTW, I believe the name of the donkey
was "AUSSIE"
(*ANZAC = Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)

Irony is overwhelmed by horror and injustice: there was no terrorist bastion in Iraq prior to the U.S. occupation; and it is the U.S. occupation that has provided Iran and Iraq Islamic dogma to find common cause. History will see the Bush administration's actions for what they are: cynical opportunism gone awry.

When you look at her face and can't be sure
it isn't John Howard you are gazing at,
it is time to give her a miss.

Given that Americans are notorious for handing out "awards" to themselves for just about anything you can imagine, I think we can judge for ourselves just what the PM's little trophy is really worth... ZIP! Our PM a "public servant"???? More like a public health hazard!

The latest revelations (and those annoying facts just keep on being exposed!) prove that Australia was secretly well aware of the systemic abuse of Iraqi captives by their US captors at Abu Ghraib and elsewhere. But, being slaves to our weasle PM's delusions of grandeur, we simply puckered up and gave the PM's insane mentor George W Shrubbery yet another enthusiastic blow-job.

It's a simple fact that Iraqis have more in common with Iranians than they do with the USA. It's a natural outcome of the US invasion that the two countries establish their common bond against a common foe.

The PM's a man!?

Yes, the Iranians have Ostrichlia
surrounded by nuke-armed warships
and their giant bombers fly over
every few minutes, and if it was
not for the efforts expended by
our brave boys at the Malabar front
and the Giant GST batteries aimed
threateningly in their direction,
the filthy ragheads would be defiling
our pure aryan virgins, ripping their
flimsy undergarments from their soft
desirable bodies, ravishing them with
enormous engorged foreign organs of
generation, pumping into tight, wet
little...

Stop knocking our PM!
He is a decent hard working Man who has represented our Cuntry the way it ought be represented.

A.Bolt

So do I!

Take it easy!
(I think you are hyperventilating)
I'm sure he got it.

I think the wrong guy got shot!

If s/he/it ever turns up, I'll drop you a line (She-it! get it, get it, do you get it?)

I have always hoped that the little
non-core maggot would be strangled
by his own intestines when they
could not stand the shame of it
all, anymore.

Don't worry about it: once the Iran/Iraq Shi'a islamic alliance picks up speed, those poor dumb fuck marines (i.e. mainly stiffed reservists and dipshit kitchen hands) will be chased into the fucken sea!

Aussies should be chanting "raindrops keep falling on our heads' like the pack of memory-deficient merinos they are! Pack em into one of those "live export' death ships to fucken Iraq!

i don't much care for the slippery fucken bastard either!

Historically, the USA has always backed its economic clout with its military dominance... and its always about the MONEY!

What would happen to the wine after
Jesus uses it to baste your pecker?

My god is cuddly and warm.
I can speak to it any time...it will always answer my prayers!

They put it on the cross and still they couldn't kill him.

Oh LordyLordyLordy Jesus baste my pecker in fine wine and give me ye olde women of old...Rachel and that whore Jezebel.

I stagger eyeless in Gaza looking for the Jewish prick now...

More and more, democracy has come
to mean MORONocracy. As the feeble
minded become the new force in the
nation.

I say it's a poem of the modern age;
rhyme and reason explode in a cacophony of oragsmic delight.

And then the mess, the consequences...
Perhaps a future reference to the problems in Iraq?

Obviously our anonymous poet was day dreaming a reality that is entirely true in our media saturated world of naked, lubricated, buxom, and svelte wenches...

Meanwhile my class is calling and now I must go.

Professor Magoo
Cumbridge Uni

Spot on Tom!

The next model comes with a six-speed
gear cluster for sporty dullards.

Are the JWs offering "Life of Brian" now?

BTW - I have no gripe with lilies of
the field and Brian made a good point
when he mentioned them (and the birds).
Although the point would be lost on the
raving neocon ratbags.

That was confusing! I don't use
IE (Internet Explorer).
But if I did, why would that make
me a bludger?

Like you they don't have jobs
IE Bludgers!!

No thanks. Stick it up your arse. I'll have a copy of Life Of Brian though.

Well consider the birds then....

Hysterical Hebeys refuse to give up their beach front villas to impoverished Palestinians!

All those Jewish Bums in Gaza need a good shave and then give them the bums rush right the fuck out of there!

Disgruntled Viewer

(Shit! The squidly one.)
Lord Cthulu, I am not worthy!
How could one dare to question your
prior claim to all Godly magnificence!
Please allow me to grovel in your slime.
(like a John Howard voter)

Foolish Man!
What doth man know? Nothing! He is to God what a worm is to him, except a worm knows better than to question his Lord and Master!

All Man's knowledge is a pile of shit hidden behind the back shed.

Lord Cthulu strike them blind and pierce their genitals with flaming arrows; deliver their bodies to the House of Lamentation where they will shrivel naked before your omnipotence!

You will worship any god or God at your
own peril. Any god/God worth its salt
would know the whole of creation, since
he/she/it did the Creation.

Personally I won't trust any god that
would populate a nice place like Earth
with the pack of fuckwits and monsters
I see swarming on it now.
But a god that does not know is innocent,
and cannot be blamed, but who needs it?

I will give a hint:
See if you can tell a real God from an
imaginary God.

Does this mean we can bomb Iraq again!!

Keep those munition stocks a bit longer folks!

Dear Xenoxnews readers,
Reports now suggest that Osama is on his way to Iraq to led the terrorists there personally. And there is only one way he can get there: through Iran.

What more evidence is needed of the Mad Mullahs complicity in International Islamic Terrorism?

God Bless,
Patriot

I DID consider the lilies, and I
found that most lilies are toxic -
just like most national leaders
and the suckholes who support them.

Pardon?

Care for a copy of Watch Tower?