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Demand for martinis has blown all out of proportions. A consortium is purportedly shipping in a huge ice block from Antartica to meet demand. The piece of ice is 60 km wide by 80 km long and heading north. Do you want that shaken or stirred?

We are all going to hell in a breadbasket!

I agree things are getting better.
For instance today (11/3/02) Debka reports the yanks are pulling back the 101st from fighting in Afghanistan so George the smaller can drop the bomb!
Yehwhooey!

Anyone who puts the wind up those fucking Washington ass-wipes can't be all bad! Fuckin US want thinks they're fckin perfect and can't accept anything less than there own dfistorted fuckin world view. With em or against them? Shit! Those dense pricks can't imagine a third way! No wonder people smash 'jackd airliners into overt symobls like the NY trade center. Trade center? Anyone know what they fuckin trade?

-Alex Ludovico

Check out this recent Guardian article of 21 Feb 2002 - "Restless Venezuelans Lose Patience With President":

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4360149,00.html

Chavez is pissing off all those Cuba-bashers who resent Castro's independence and longevity!

More: http://goinside.com/99/10/cuba.html

Check out the BBC News article of 31 July 2000: Chavez - Visonary or Demagogue?

http://news6.thdo.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_856000/856208.stm

Try http://www.neravt.com/left/ellner2.htm

Goddamn useless cunt Herrod! couldn't get it right! No wonder his goddamn dick drpt off. if he'd got the liddle fukka Jesus in the first place, we wouldn't have this goddamn mess all over the place now! Fukkin christian loonies everwhere!

Yussef, the Misspelt Youth

The dessert/desert is hiding scorpionas which will bite George Dubbya - and his gaggle of allies the prattling parrots Tony and Johnny - on the bum. Osama bin coming!

- Pedantic Pauline

I think they might have meant dessert storm as in 'the next course.' Of course these things often go over some people's heads.

'Saddam Hussein for dessert Tony?'
'Excellent by George, wonderful, terrific; we'll show them sand witches can be filled with more than hundreds and thousands and blintzes'

Fred Derr

The last time I had a "dessert" storm, we were all covered in ice-cream and jelly!

Pedantic Pauline

Leaves the razzamatazz commercial for dead

It's about time something happened! This war on terrorism was turning into the phoniest war since Maggie invaded the Falklands!

A.Hilter

Intravesical=Up the penis!

At least he is being hygenic and laying it on clean newspaper.

I was reading Sometimes A Great Notion again, read it 15 years or more ago. Someone dumped it on me for Xmas before KK got dead. Anyhow I just started reading it again for no good reason after looking at it thinking 'I read that already' and then became engrossed and read it different then before and was reading it alot, like 3/4 way through. Then I do a search on Stamper and Kesey to find the connection and lo and behold come across the prankster site......and what are they all damn doing, reading Sometimes a Great Notion en masse and going up to Oregon to read it with the town. I dunno. Just happened like that. I suppose this means that I am on the bus? Well, I guess I'm either on the bus or off the bus. I think maybe things changed. I think maybe now you can be on the bus and off the bus at the same time....fuckit, mebbe I'll just get the train or walk.

Bah, that guys full of shit.

Those pricks aren't fucking each other over, they're fucking the rest of Australia over! And they even got a third term out of it!?! How stupid does that make the average Ozzie voter? Pretty fucking stupid! And L'il Johnny Rodent knows it.

Ratman, we know where you live!

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD: MAIN-LINING SHIT!!!

Je t' aime baise

When you're right, you're goddamn fucking right! And Kesey is/was/will always be: RIGHT!

Fuck the Lord... eternally!

Hey Yugo, I thought you didn't like political stories? This sounds like a page out of the Prime Minister and Cabinet's Guidelines?

Hmm, could come in handy for when I get on the bus!

The cop yanks the bus over to the side and he starts going through a kind of traffic-safety inspection of the big gross bus, while more and more of the smoke is billowing out of the woods. Man, the license plate is on wrong and there's no light over the license plate and this turn signal looks bad and how about the brakes, let's see that hand brake there. Cassady, the driver, is already into a long monologue for the guy, only he is throwing in all kinds of sirs: "Well, yes sir, this is a Hammond bi-valve serrated brake, you understand sir, had it put on in a truck ro-de-o in Springfield, Oregon, had to back through a slalom course of baby's bottles and yellow nappies, in the existential culmination of Oregon, lots of outhouse freaks up there, you understand, sir, a punctual sort of a state sir, yes sir, holds to 28,000 pounds, 28,000 pounds, you just look right here, sir, tested by a pure-blooded Shell Station attendant in Springfield, Oregon, winter of '62, his gumball boots never froze, you understand sir, 28,000 pounds hold right here - " Whereupon he yanks back on the hand-brake as if it's attached to something, which it isn't, it is just dangling there, and jams his foot on the regular brake, and the bus shudders as if the hand brake has a hell of a bite,

Who's the engine driver?

The two Stamper brothers are each one of the ways I think I am

No one will touch me; I'll tell!
Actually, I'll take a first class seat on that bus, that OK John...heh heh heh...I never thought it would work out this well!

Monarchy and religion are the effluent of a dying society!

Well, if Jingo Johhny AND Rat Reith are both going to be on the bus, i think we should make room for a suicide bomber!

But I want to sit up the back!

Ok, as long as you make room for me I promise not to talk about the little chat we had about the photos.

Is there a seat in back for little old Johnny Jingo... he'll need to get out of the country for awhile.

To paraphrase a once original point of view; I wouldn't piss on that two-faced, four-eyed little ratfuck if he was on fire! Hell, I'd be the one who set Johhny alight!

Spokesman Ben Dover?
Doesn't he work in the PMs office?

Go around hurting people with do it your self wooden and metal crackers; real logical way of making a point; not.

Read the article morons! It mentions Australia.

"The need to tell lies is strong"... ripped from the personal memoirs of John (Bite Me) Howard, aka the Mean Old Cunt from Canberra...

Tell me more, Frank! The Chicken must return!

Where does Australia fit into all this? There must be a couple more contenders for the Axis of Spiteful Old Fucks?

'snot that bad a thing. Means I can roll up barefoot, ragged shirt, beard and can of beer in hand anywhere I fucken well like. Officer, Russel Crowe was just over, hey fuck you, I was just rounding up me cattle.

And where does lil Johnny figure here..probably no one would want to join him in any axis!

Ever been UNDER a bus?!

This is an outrage, a dispicable affront, an absolute and inexcusable insult to many fine and noble chimpanzees!

That's not news! The Yanks already have a robot as President!

Where can I buy a ticket!
-John Howard, Prime Miniature of Australia (Uber alles!)

This could be the next big thing in the Olympics. As a specxtator sport, it surely can't be beat (Get it? BEAT?)

OUR WORLD LEADER? I wish people would stop referring to him like that. Who voted for him?

A priest has the main qualification already: experience in talking bullshit!

I'm not sure how a priest would fair with a job application as a toilet attendant.