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Listen you whinging pinko bludgers! This is all for your own good. I mean, really, do you want to pay tax all your life or what! Imagine it: a tax free income, all you have to do is close down every public hospital, school, community support group and service. Hell, yes, I'll buy that for a dollar... or whatever the GST rate rises to...

Time for Aston to burn-baby-burn! (They had their chance!)

Face it, the bloke's an old cunt and ought to be put down!

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What a naughty boy!

Whats it doing purvis!*Germinating!!!

Whens it gunna drop pervis???

At least one of my predictions was right. Check out the informal vote rate.

So, Labor reckons the Libs didn't really win much of anything, and the LibNats reckon an 8% swing against them in a traditionally anal-retentive conservative electorate is nothing to worry about! Fuck, this is some weird shit alright!

My stick is sharpened and ready. Bring it on!

Had corn tonight.

I stand corrected! And I'm man enough to admit it and bend over!

Is that FOR the Howard government, or FROM the Howard government?

What a shitty web site this is turning into...."nurse!"

Oh darling

Try it with chili sauce. Man, that's one real slippery extrusion!

Well, that's dne it. Now I can't finish my lunch!

Be good if you saw it the next morning....mine takes weeks....senna tea anyone?

Thats the bitch I've been looking for!*Come here baby! We're gonna create the anti-christ! KP

Like I've always said...*The perfect immigration policy is:*"We'll take the n*g*e*s and the chinks, but we won't take the Irish!"

It may be small but it's ever so strong!

A clit is not to be sniffed at.

I predict PM Johnny will dig up the mouldy corpse of the Don in an attempt to squeeze out just one more vote!

I had me a negra once... and she was mighty fine, just fine.

What I do in the privacy of my own padded cell is nobody's business but Big Brother's. How big? I'm not one to kiss and tell! Bring on that peyote chicken!

Here a clit is?

The long anticipated return to the Xenox News World Wide mulitimedia spotlight of comrade Tex Lumbago - he of the cactus south and aching back - is cause for high-spirited rejoicing and great frothy eruptions of both champagne, piss and semen. Go, Tex, go forth and flutterby... Australia needs you now, more than ever. In Tex Veritas! Viva Lumbago. Viva Xenox News!

OK, whose the homosexual now?

Ah yes, the self-inflicted knock-out punch - I know the feeling!

read this and weep

Hey Maxy Boy!*I know your Social Security number!*So quit bad mouthing me or I'll send Jeannette around with the scissors to make some welfare cuts of her own! Ya Commy!

Yeah,yo momma! Your days are numbered, you little grey dinkus!

Jeff f#@*ing sucks! Nonetheless, the shameless old crook - as with all of his ilk - seems to have got off scot free. Perhaps someone should poison his dog?!

Judging by the so-called "Centenary of Federation" slogan, I'd call it the PHONY express!

Where's Tex Lumbago when you need him?

choo choo choo*Fabulous

*This was moving along fairly swiftly.....pretty hard to get much in with the spray can. Make way for the pony express.

Will there be a shot of an express train ploughing into that anal-retentive old bullfrog posing as PM? I'd like to see THAT! Then perhaps Australia will see light at the end of the tunnel!

What's this? A variant on the pick the apricot routine: 'Pick the arsehole'

Apricot or arsehole, both shrivel up in the end. And therein lies the parable!

An unashamed white-collar criminal that has got away with it, leaving a generation of Victorians to pay for the greedy opportunism of him and his venal corporate mates. I still reckon ex-dictator Jeff should be sealed within the constantly leaking CityLink Burnley Tunnel. Let it be a fitting monument to that crooked, pumped-up old sonofabitch. Drown the rotten bastard!

Come on, face it, people! It's just the BIG NOWHERE and that's all!

Absolutely! *The devil's always in the detail, but HEY! fuck it! In my more hopeful, opti-mystic reveries, I imagine Harpo as President of the World! One squeeze of that ubiquitous bicycle horn of his and all is resolved! Hmm, I just realised: that wasn't just ONE age old question I mentioned... it was SIX!*Ubiquitous?!)

If rancid bile could walk and talk, it's name would be Reith.

Actually, an Indonesian militia leader looks exactly like former General Wiranto. Or possibly Alexander Downer.

Is that what an Indonesian militia leader looks like?

He'll only have the change for a few months won't he? BTW You know I met this guy rocket in a bar in Sydney once. Hahah yes that's right I met another guy called mushy the same night!

That's right that's right! The answer is enjoy your time here and have a good laugh about it all.

You all are sleeping nekkid with no pillows!

On TV morning show they had a scientist, Dr Bob I think it was, explaining about these photos they took that showed where the centre of our galaxy was, and this other bunch of galaxies around the place and how they were these little bits of this bigger thing. He said that the way the sausages and the lumps were layed out it proves the big bang theory as all this shit spread out after the bang. The woman asked about what was there before the bang and he couldn't really explain other than to say that time and space were created as a result of the bang. So, with time going backwards, I guess we may be heading for another bang. He said that if scientist weren't thinking about these things (homos!) then we wouldn't have computers or calculators. I kind of lost him there. In any case I like studying the big bang theory, especially using models, lets call it interactive modeling......I swear, sometimes I can prove that time going backward phenomenon...just like going back to the womb. Big bangs, wombs, time going backwards; I love it.