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Jesus, I saw the same thing this morning in my mirror!

You treacherous, lying old cunt! Where are MY Guandong shares!!!

I laughed so much I stuck a pen in my throat!

I could use a big bang right about now, but dammit, a bang is hard to find!

Duh, are yer sayin there wuz an election?

Hey! If god intended negras to vote for the president he wouldn't have invited fat white redneck sheriffs!

We are conceived in the womb and end in the tomb.

Life is... the process we go through to get to Death.

Interesting concept, but ain't this the death report? kaboom

Life is

Life is

I found me but I was too tired so I went back to sleep; when I woke up I wasn't sure if it was me or not so i started looking again. Later, I think i got dead, but I couldn't be sure coz that was later. Funny thing was everything still kinda looked the same, or similar, just kinda different but kinda nice and homely....I think i was just starting to get used to it.

Try Ludwig B's Missa Solemnis.

Life is

Life is

Life is

Life is

Life is

Is it physically possible that this is an illusion? I tried bashing my head against the brickwall and i got a swollen head. Banged my finger with the hammer and it felt real.*Went to bed and floated away in dreams; it didn't hurt as much though was kinda illusory.*When I get dead am I gonna wake up? Why doesn't anyone, after all these years, seem to really know?*There is alot of lovely speculation.....but if these cunts really know why don't they tell it straight?

Ahhh Pervis!*Always wanting/thinking..*Searching...*I likes that in a man!*And when you find YOU tell us!

I hear ringing bells in the distance for a time, like sleigh bells, or that budgie in outerspace; but I am in a sound proof room. Yesterday I heard a rainbow....go figure?

I think that we been duped.....the frigging mitochondria or whatever minute critters they be that drive cells to multiply and mutate are taking us for a ride. How does it feel being a by-product of these swarming little shits survival instinct....

And any investigation beyond what is seen or apparent is homosexual activity....gosh....I better stick to reading the TV guide.

It's simple: there are things seen and there are things unseen, that's all. Everything else is polemics.

Frankly, i think you're both a couple of fucking poofs!

What i really want to see is Joe Pesci meets Barbara Streisand. Now THAT would make interesting viewing! And - let's be honest now - they both have those noses... right?

Hmm, do not - I repeat DO NOT - sniff those textas!

Funny?

Of course that is my Joey you numbskull...

You fuckin grease ball wop cock eating shitassed mutherfucker..you think I talk funny? I'll chop ya knackers off, stew 'em and give 'em to my dog ya nanny assed cocklicking four eyed muther fucking ass punching son of a bitch..why I oughts moider you right now. Ya jabbering testicle licking butt fucker..go back to the fucking greasepit hole or wherever ya live and go and suck my foot long cock.you muther fucking...

??? I heard a cover of a beatle song, I think it was "Got to get you into my life." Didn't sound like Pesci though.

Sounds like the mittichlorins or whatever they're called in Star Wars Episode 1, that are the source of the force. Actually sounds more like a couple of slabs of VB and too much blood analysis. Not the prefix anal in the word analysis. Coincidence?

Hey man....they play vinyl man...I heard crackles and the record skipped...oh....pure audio

Now playing Miles "Live Evil"......oh shit..something else....its a cacophony of saxophones...hang on...its only one horn player...them guitars done be spastic momentum clanger...huh......playing the right speed/bits? 'say its raw.

is it any good?

If that naughty man is re-elected, I'm sorry to say that I'm toast!

Sounds like my budgie with a some bellbirds off in the distance.

I second that one! ps Whats Natasha b'wards.... AH Satan!

Natasha D is calling to us from across the void!

Talk about THE EXORCIST! Frankly i am appalled - a-pauled, i say! - that such a blasphemous presentation of sacred Father Satan should be permitted to be viewed by the addle-brained masses of Melbourne on the most prominent day on our sacred Black Calendar! Yes, sick pilgrims, I'm talking about our annual Happy Crucifiction Day knees-up! Crack one for me, Steve, you hip-hop Catholic retard! .. and by all means, remember to visit our most holy and venerable companion website: jeff.com.au Pilgrims, it's a shrine!

Evil and moronic duo, yah! May the god of thunder shtrike them down!

Well if this is what the community wants..I'm more than pleased to give it to them...right up the bunghole...so sto speak...*Now, just don't ask me to show naughty movies on April 13!

I like it like that! Cop that Lawsie!

He's not the messiah he's just a naughty boy!

Yeah! what the others said. Yeah!

Yes indeed...Verily may I say so...

a finger in the arse of a drug fucked rugby teen idol ...i'd like to see that again...drug testing taken to ground level , hands on, give the people what they want ,open up see and sniff reality t.v.

The MAN! was at the cutting edge of honest-to-god, fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, out-there, bliss-bomb MUSE-ic! Pray that the rumours are not mere swine before pearls because this town - I say, THIS town - has yet to see the better of Frugal's mesmerising band of divine degenerate delinquints. Praise gawd awlmahtee! If there's a reunion concert, Max will be THERE, to report, retort, and regurgitate on what can only be the most enlightening gig of the decade, nee the MILLENNIUM (and I always have trouble spelling that fucker!). Fans? Hell NO! We are the TRUE BELIEVERS!

But does it swing so? *