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I don't know about having that Fucknuckle in your Cabinet Boxy. He was PM once (https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2864-aussie-pm-herr-fuckednuckle-my-plans-for-australia) and could be a rival if your Government hits rough waters.

Max Gross - found 'em fer ya!!! Been stalk'n him fer years ....YEARS!!! He's a cia stooge, I done told y'all. Been hide'n out at Georgetown Universaty. " Bio and Featured Works
Max L. Gross retired from the Federal Government in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he was for eleven years Dean of the School of Intelligence Studies at the National Defense Intelligence College. Before that, he was Professor of Intelligence (Middle East) at the same institution. He also served as an Intelligence Research Specialist in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Dr. Gross served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam. In addition to his work at the Joint Military Intelligence College, he also has served as adjunct professor at George Washington University, American University, Georgetown University and the University of Virginia. He also lectures several times each year at federal institutions in the Washington, DC area and around the country. His current research interests focus on the relation between religion and politics in the Islamic world. He also has been especially interested in Ottoman history, especially its military history and its period of rule in the Arab world."

DIE ya damned Yankee!!! I'm gonna open up a can 'o Global Warm'n on yer ass.

@RicardovitzHe is your President Ricky. Show him the respect he deserves. In fact, you should be grovelling on your knees in front of him you hillbilly scum.

You some kinda asshole licker???

That yella-livared JoeTard Biden snuck in 'n snuck out in thar middle 'o thar night. That mush 'tween Joe's ears is jest one big-ol vaginer yeast infuction.

As an exclusive to Xenox News I am pleased to share our initial findings that appear to indicate that sweeling may have a significant therapeutic application in the treatment of "Long Covid"!

We are in the early days of testing however a formal announcement is likely to made within the coming months.

Some deals have to be made in person.

Biden in Kyiv. That means delivery soon of the wonder weapons that will sweep Putin's hordes back to Moscow. You can bank on it!

Hello HF. Great questions.

The true nature of sweeling is essentially a mind set. As a professional sweeler I can assure you that engaging in sweel is very rewarding (and not only with the opposite sex).

@JoelHi Joel. What do I need to do to be a sweeler?
What are the advantages? Does it make me a more well rounded person? More attractive to opposite sex perhaps?
Let me get to the point Joel...

Would I get a root?

Yours sweelingly,
Hairy Fucknuckle

@Vocab VictorPuhlease Victor. Have some respect. There are swindlers and sweelers and never should the two be associated. Even the thought of it! Cripes! I nearly choked on... never mind.

Is President Xi a 'sweeler'? Would be a feather in his cap if he is.
As for President Biden I can't imagine he can sweel. That Delaware scoundrel is as far from sweeling as you be!

@RicardovitzYes. It is the Yankee way... "There is no problem a gun can't solve."

I git my 50-Calibur Rifle aim'n to the sky. Dern't need no senile 'ol biden tar shoot down slant-eyed, Xi Jinping Balloons fer me. Hey, Commie-Boy, float one of them spy balloons over my plantation 'n I'll shoot it 'tween thar eyes!!!

@RicardovitzLove that you Yankees got your knickers in a knot over that balloon. Can you imagine the intelligence it picked up as it flew over?
No, you can't. Because there is no intelligence in the Land of the Idiot.

Xi Jinping - we is gonna be comm'n fer ya!!! I saw that chink-spy-balloon yo sent over me. Yessiree, I saw it 'n EVERONE SAW IT. That thar stupid-as-turtle-shit Joe Biden din't wanna see it. Din't want none of us tar see it. But we seen it. Xi Jinping, we know war you is, 'n what you is up to. And, it ain't no good. Git yer ass in thar crosshairs, commie-boy.

I suppose it is always good to add to the vocabulary of the wicked and wanton...
Therefore I declare 'Sweel' as part of the XenoxNews Canon!

I decidedly gots the lowdown

I mean Swish has been on the plinth for a long time now. Perhaps it has lost it's relevance and has begun to ossify?

Dear Frank. Swish is a great word. I have no problem with it at all and am rather fond of it myself. However it is clearly an adjective so I can't see any way that it is a replacement for, or in competition with sweel which is both a verb and a noun. I think this has been fairly well established.

I reckon your 'sweel' is just a pale imitation of 'swish'.
I was there man, and all your squealing and sweeling is nothing but a hill of beans compared to Swish!

@Angry dead manI have seen this style of co-opting/dismissal before! Sure, I understand how you may want to retain ownership of the word however we professional sweelers shall not be deterred. The sweeling horse has bolted man.

Suggesting that "'sweel' was meant to be 'keelhaul'" is sweel like behaviour in itself! Sweeler!

Take her for a ride on your terraplane...

Actually it was a typing error. 'Sweel' was meant to be 'keelhaul'; as in 'I say keelhaul them all!' You know, a bit of good old Pirate rogering. If you read the article the comment was made about that would make sense.

Now I must return to the bottomless depths. Bye for now.

Sweeling is sweeling bloke. There is no other word for it. And like a supernova the word is about to storm the literary world. (all thanks to Xenox News) It bodes well for us professional sweelers!

I think therefore I sweel.

@JoelJoel, I hope you are not saying 'to sweel' is 'to smoke'. For that would be just dreadful!

I would rather not come off as a smarty pants but may I proffer:

"I was sweeling on a joint when I heard the swish and clatter of King Carol going by."

How about I put them 2 words together. Like...
"I was blowing my joints smoke out like sweel when I heard the swish and clatter of King Carol as he went by."
Reckon that one works.

@JoelLet's see you on the other side of the board Joel.
You won't be feeling so 'sweel' when my tiles come down, that's for sure.

It seems fairly clear that sweel is both a noun and a verb.

Me thinks you may be projecting Va|. And that is ok. There is also nothing wrong with being outwardly emotional either. However we professional sweelers shan't be denied our rightful dispensation. Nor shall our credentials be waved off so trivially you scoundrel!

Let's get down to the brass tacks here. Sweel sounds like a Feel to me. Hence the empathetic reaction to hearing it. It is a flimsy replication of an already existing word. Nothing more than that!
Hence it should definitely have no place in the Scrabble pantheon. Indeed any one that dares use it should be ostracised like a kwyjibo in the wild!

Rubbish. We went out in the tinny on Sundy and caught a bag of em. Strange lookin things. Still not sure how to cook em so chucked em in the ice box.

I don't think Sweel is a 'thing'. It is not something that you can catch or eat.
No, it is more than a feeling. When I hear it, my pants rustle and my hands shake. My eyes open up wide, and there she is...
My sweeling good looking sheila.

I had sweel for breakfast this morning.

I had the sweel flu. It wasn't great.

@PervisMaybe you should take up sweeling? I, for one, am looking into it as a career. Sweelin' Joel is who I will be known as henceforth. I am hoping that it proves to be lucrative. We, Jamie and I, are still researching what it is but anyone would have to agree that it sounds interesting. It is a good idea to get in early with things like this because before you know it everyone will be doing it.

I don't know what sweel means but the sound of it appeals to me. If it is a thing I would like to apply for work as a sweeler. In fact I like the shape of the word so much that I would like to take it up as a career even if that is not a thing. Can someone please let me know what the pathways are for becoming a professional sweeler?

I couldn't give a fuck. I just need a cigarette.

Forget the tanks, the Ukies need balloons! Balloons for freedom!
Balloons for the horn!
Balloons to left us all far and away... for freedom...
Floating, effortlessly, always... for freedom.

Take that Putin!

@Withheld ClassifiedIt's them damn bodily fluids son.

The situation could get sticky sir.

@Withheld ClassifiedI hear it is one Chairman Xi's used condoms. Prepare for some 'white jam' if this balloon is popped.

Balloon discovered flying over the pentagon. Our powerful telescope indicates that it is Chinese. "Made in China" is clearly visible in the print outs sir. We have clear evidence. Suggest we arm the warheads.

What a town is Melbum! Naming laneways after dead junkies.
What's next? The George Pell Memorial Kindergarten?

@Woozy in WoolongongTry eating organic oats for breakfast dear. And a half cup of greens twice per day for the thylakoids.

Maybe I should get this one too. I'm still all at sea.

Dear Mr Flam.

You are clearly an anti-Semite. Your hatred of God's chosen children taints your world view which make you irrelevant. Please crucify yourself this instant.

Zeb Zuckerberg
Rowland S Howard Lane,
St Kilda

And now little shithole country Israel added their shit to stir. Not much hope left now for any 'peace'