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Afghanistan 2020.

I rest my case.

What about baldy? How about we give him a go?

Just get in the car with Alex and off we go!

Good to see PM Squeaky Albo getting on the bike with President Joko...

Reminds me of the time when I was in Jakarta working for the Firm back in the 70s. Boy, I rode a few good 'bicycles' back then, if you catch my drift ;)

Us Polish dont need any say so from you German bastards! We can stand up for ourselves, and we have all our Saints in heaven to support us!

Fuck that Squeaky Albo. Lame ass Labor loser. And his Cabinet of Squibs.

Bring back ALP legends like Big Jim Cairns and Moss 'I would fuck Mama' Cass. Real ALP Men!

He tain't git nothin comares to me, Rotlanta Ted.  I git a WHOLE plantation up north of you 'n lots o' "campers" work'n off thar owin's fer me. Plant'n time's over.  Weed'n time begun.  Git me $$$$$$ commin from thar dirt - gonna be a good year fer me, Teddy boy.  Yessiree, gonnna be a gooooooooooooooooooooood year.

@LordyLordyLordyGood to see that they did send them back to Biloela. One small tick for Squeaky and his team...

Fucking hell. How much money does that fat prick Palmer have? Can just piss a $100 million against the wall for nothing?

What a great country, Australia. Can have pigs like that just walking around, no problem. In reality a cunt like him should be doing cleaning duty for the people.

Hell-ooo? There are several elefonts in the room being ignored. Governments discarded mandatory covid precautions and surprise! More people have died this year than in the previous two years. Covid infection rates continue to trend UP. And flu has come roaring back. But sure, go swanning around without a mask and pretend the pandemic is over! Faaark! 

They sent that family back yet?

Well, maybe being a little facetious but it is a little test for Albo and his crew. If they walk back from this they'll walk back from anything.

He has won it easy. So Albo there is no excuse. Splash the Cash!

What demands will the Green fanatics make on that weak-kneed Albo...

Prepare for your taxes to go up and loony left to pevert your average Aussie lifestyle!

Digger,
Cranbourne

So now we have squeaky Albo as PM.

China must be rubbing their hands in glee.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Why vote for the big fat doofus who doesn't know the difference between soccer and rudgy and "tackles" a seven year old kid?

It's time? Nope! It's OVERDUE!!!

Guns. Yes, we need guns. Organised militia of the proletariat. Rising up and toppling the current class oppressors.

And for you Hillbilly. The Gulag!

Ricardovitz 'll give y'all thar Future You Deserve!!!  GUNS....FREEDOM....WORK.....A WAY OUT 'O POVERTY

Vote fer Ricardovitz, Prime Minister of Austrailia - Giv'n Aussies what they want since 1989!!!  Gona have me some T-shirts printed up 'n send 'em to a homeless wasteland in Aussie-lkand.

Take your pick: rescue tthe future or End of Days!

Looks like Albo will win in a canter. Pity it won't make a lick of difference. We are all still going to straight to hell.

@Carole C, LondonIn fact it is very likely this article has been funded by some shady Kremlin related operation...



'Digger' indeed.

if ScoMo wins it will be almost entirely due to Russian Disinfo. Just like Hilary in 2016 and Brexit.

There can be no other possible reason.

You are dead right Digger. It'll be years of chaos and anarchy if that clown Albo gets up.

And I'll be right here. Rubbing the Labor losers in the mess they will be making.

Seems the liberation of Mariupol is complete. Now, onwards to Odessa!

Gonna grab me a piece of Far East Asia after Putin done kill off all the chink-type folks, 'n America kill off Putin.  Perty place with hills, fields, forests, streams free labor 'n whatnot.

There is only one solution.

Exterminate the brutes.

He's gunna win in a landslide so come on Albo, FFS loosen the purse strings and give us some of that moolah!

There will be no excuses. He will probably get the Senate too. Just fucking pay up Albo and you will have the ALP as permanent Govt ;)

Glad ta have yer support, Sam!  Jest vote fer Ricardovitz, 'n I'll git thar rest squared away as fer what job I'll be doin!!!  You gonna love them new Black Guns y'all is gonna be available here in Aussie Land!!!

@Ricardovitz Hillbilly. We will vote for you alright. Vote for you as the Town Mule!

Then every Tom, Dick, and Harry can drive you around town. With their dicks right up your hairy arse!

Flam, you git that right.  Vote fer me, 'n I'm gonna a make a promisshe to yha.  TAIN'T NOTH'N EVER GONNA BE THAR SAME AGAIN!!!

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - maki'n a difference that'll make y'all shit yer drawers!!!

This election is going to be a Labor luvvie wave that will demolish the Liberal Party.

Our go-getter Albo is going to run Australia as a Fair Dinkum version of Tony Blair. So expect means-testing, private-state partnerships, kowtowing to the fossil fuel lobby, and support of Yank invasions and wars.

ie. Nothing will be fucking different.

Hey Digger (sp?) - if you 'n yer folks jest vote fer Ricardovitz, I'm gonna make things right in thar Land of Oz again.  Trim them budgets.  Ship foreign invaders back tar the pacific ocean ware they come from.  Git Aussie Men's guns back to 'em.  Throw them woke, leftist, fanny-fear'n fools in a big 'ole pen of angry Crockodiles 'n fight'n roos.

Given the flood of biased reporting from the gAyBC and alike outlets over the last few years I am not too hopeful that ScoMo's team will get up.
 Expect budgets to be blown and interest rates to sky rocket under Albo and his lefty mates. Don't worry, I will be here to remind you Labor loving fools all about it!

Digger,
Cranbourne

I will only vote for Albo if he SPLASHES the CASH. Otherwise it is just tweedle dee to tweedle de-fucking-dum.

The solution is crystal clear in order to avoid WW3. Give Putin whatever he wants in Ukraine. Trust me, that is exactly what the freedom loving democracies of the "West" will eventually do. 

The way the Yanks and their lackeys are handing out cash this war gunna be going on for a long time. Time enough to dig up old Otto van B and really get some 'negotiations' happening!

My prediction for this war? Death, destruction, and profits!

Freedumb. That's all we want. Freedumb.

@Prof Williams/Xenox InstituteAlways good to see some real science on display in the pages of XenoxNews.com

A King for the Land of Oz? Well I suppose why not. Every other Tom, Dick, and Harry of a cuntry has had one; why don't we?

But bugger that born again Christina areshole ScoMo as King. Instead, I reckon we get Barry Crocker back out and crown him as 'King Barry Mackenzie' What a great Head of State he would be!

"Free Fucking Tinnies For Everyone of My Subjects!" That'll be his Royal Decree!

That thar was Fake Ricky.  I member 'm.  He done writ a bunch of commie-lovi'n thangs.  I hate commies, so git out thar vote 'n bubble in RICARDOVITZ on that ballot!!!

More fiscal irresponsibility. Spend it like there is no tmrw...

Cause there isn't.

Wake me when the smoke clears

Just think... Howard would be a young 'un compared to the decrepit Bidens and Trumps running the place...

@AnnabelleWhy not? Very flattering...

@RicardovitzWhat the hell happened here Ricky?

The average Aussie. Is there really such a thing? I mean the distribution is so wide. From the sheep fucking fool in the Margaret River to the Chardonnay quaffers of Byron Bay. Could there really be one stereotype that sums up the majority of the Ozstralians?

Well here at the Xenox Institut we have put the data through our Super Computer and found the answer. And the answer is yes. One simple profile really does fit the majority of Australians. And what a four eyed bald little cunt he is.

His name?

John W Howard.

People. This country is FUCT! Leave while you can!

I'd vote for the dog. Has an intelligent face.

Typical Labor ploy. Spend our country into a ditch! Then up go the interest rates and we will be paying 20% on our mortgages again.

Stick with the competent economy managers. And the ones that won't let the reffos in. Vote for ScoMo's team.

Digger,
Cranbourne

ScoMo is our very own Mr BoJangles...

If he is a singing and dancing fool then let him be Australia's singing and dancing fool!

Music is the food of love; play on you love rat PM ScoMo.

Whether it be a love of life or that dirty filthy love we all hide in our soul...

Is this here a faggot place???  Taint never see no perty women folks 'round here. Jest a peck 'o limp-dicks 'n man-boobs.  Well, that alrite I reckon, cuz I need me some castrated faggots work'n in my fields. Come on up tar Ricky's Rabun Ranch, 'n I'll put y'all ta work.  Yessiree, I will.