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Like as in em, we're ok? Now? Right?

But we're good now, aren't we. We're good

@The Marvellous JulianI had that dream again last night. When the eels were slithering out of my arse. Splashing into the pan. Wriggling their way to Werribee.
What a fucking nightmare.
I could feel their coarse flippers rubbing my rectum as they exited. My mouth was blank like Burroughs talking ass. A silent scream in my eyes.
If I counted one I counted a hundred.
Reckon it was a childhood Yarra flashback. When we fished there all we ever caught was eels. Fucking eels.

No matter. It's all come crumblin down.

Hope it's organic cotton you growing on your farm there Hillbilly! We don't need none of that pesticide stuff.
As for your workers... Well I don't really care as long as their hands are clean when they are picking the stuff. Don't want no dirty fingernails on my sheets.

Forget about the comets. Clearly eels are the more immediate threat!
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-19248-8

Hint: The Sargaso Sea = The Bermuda Triangle

I don't take drugs. Anyone want a coffee?

@RicardovitzI wanna be picking the cotton down in Uzbekistan. Lot better quality then that dross you get in Georgia, USA.
Plus the gals are prettier.

@Looney LesLooney. Maybe you should have posted this in the Heartbalm section.

Old Mate. Fuck Old Mate.

So many liars nowadays. Or is it that you just meet more of them.
I would pour baked beans over them all.

All fucking all of them.

Glue them to the wall or whatever. Good on them.
Next, is to start targeting the fuckers who make the riches. Who savour the riches.

I wrote:
"Satan smote the criminal. Satan smote the liar. Satan smote the cheat."
And then I said... After I felt her warm skin. That lying is easy when you don't think you can get caught. But how about lying when the white eyes can see you.

Haha. Then you are caught.
But I love her eyes and her taste. So soft and just what...
You wanted.
And then busted flat. You have been caught.

[quote=Ricardovitz]Git back tar work, Tennant. Yer dream'n 'bout Commie thangs tain't git my cotton picked, boy.

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Git back tar work, Tennant. Yer dream'n 'bout Commie thangs tain't git my cotton picked, boy.

Washing out the rubbish of the bourgeois, these floods will resurrect the working class masses as they stride down to Flemington Road and take over that God Damn racecourse, let the horses out, and burn the fucking place down!

Here come that thunder

On second thought I might wait until the rain stops
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BqnCjrjF47M

Our will is strong! The Russian bear will be declawed and defanged by our brave warriors soon!

I am sorry Les. I am fairly certain that nude fishing is no longer allowed in Victoria.

Slava Ukraini - Seig Heil, Seig Heil!
Come on everyone, sing along!
Slava Ukraini - Seig Heil, Seig Heil!
That's the spirit:
https://twitter.com/FrozenV7/status/1579686887161491457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1579686887161491457%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_

Campaspe River? Where the hell is that? Any fish in it? Happy to join you if we can toss in a line or two.

I want to go and live near the Campaspe River. I don't know where it is but I like the name. I like the idea of being able to say to people, yeah, I live by the Campaspe River. The Campaspe will give me the type of cred I have been desperately seeking.

I reckon it could Julian! Maybe when he is commenting on Foreign Affair matters.

One of these could work
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They should stick a wig on him. Would change his look 100%. And don't just stick to one style. Serious matters it should be a flat toupee. More lighthearted, then get a curly one, a la Dylan in 66.
I reckon it would have an immediate turnaround in the polls for him.

@Looney LesIf it wasn't for Trump we might still not have a vaccine. Fauci had said it would take 3 to 5 years to develop but the self proclaimed "Father of the Vaccine" says he pushed the FDA to get it out within 9 months:
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But it is not only the nose. The eyes. The type of eyes you would only ever expect to see in the head of a white pointer shark.

"Dutton wasn't a natural or easy smiler," Roman Quaedvlieg writes about their first meeting. "He seemed to get bored quickly with detail. Once, when he saw I had caught him looking at his watch, he pretended to adjust a twisted cufflink. When he got apparently irritated his nostrils flared ever so slightly, but otherwise he showed no emotion when he was listening."

https://www.afr.com/policy/foreign-affairs/roman-quaedvleig-fights-back-against-canberra-20200520-p54utn

Let me start off with two words:

@FlimFlamManIts flaming everywhere https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Old%20mate%22&f=live

What about 'The Horn'? Still part of the banter and vocal interchange of today's youth? It was a jolly jape back in the day...

And when you had it. Well, that was a secret too much to reveal. A crease in your pants. A smudge on your jeans. You would lift your eyes and hope to no one it would reveal.

What a lexicon of lewd we used to have.

'Old Mate'? Never heard it mate. Must be the equator.

He has turned alt-Right. Was storming the Capitol on Jan 6. He is gunna 'Road-Run' right up the Liberal's ass!

What happened to Jojo? I thought he wanted to become a crooner like Charles Aznavour?

What is it, 2 weeks? And we already have forgotten about her.

But the King.

The King.

We always remember him.

He is Always on our Mind

@Horny TrevNot only Australia Trev. If only we had the Fucknuckle guiding us all from Washington DC...
What a difference that would make!

@YUGOOk Ok

Liz still lives.
Her beating heart keeping the Poms afloat.
They should hock her Crown.
Keep the Treasury in the black, especially now they have a Black Treasurer.
Dig up her old Hubbie.
Let them do a tour of the Colonies again. Raising the Union Jack together with their bony hands.
I am sure old PM Squeaky Albo will agree...
There's nothing like a Pommy Royal for an Aussie to see!

@Ken from KyevAs long you publish the new submissions before the war is over.

@TinyWe are gunna plink your Russki asses all the way back to Miscow!

Tain't noth'n better 'n a heap of widow Russian gals. I can buy 'em right cheap 'bout 3 months yonder. Put 'em ta work on my farm grow'n God's Greens 'n cotton. Supper 'round 6:00, 'n then I'm a goin tar do thar Lord's work 'n give them Russian widows new families. Yessiree - Work 'll set ya free!!!

That moment when the Ukranians converted the balalaika into a ukulele was a massive red flag. As usual the Ruskis were slow off the mark and now we have this shit storm and have to live with all of that god awful plinking.

Now it looks like the Ukies are gunna be driving onwards to Moscow. Historically not a smart move to go beyond the 'borders' of Russia, wherever they have drawn them.

The Russian police force and militia are clearly soft. They should take a leaf from their US counterparts and bring out the water cannons and mace to break up these anti-war protestors.

AUSSIE GOOBERMENT KILLS WHALES WITH SOUND XPERIMINTS...
A bunch 'o dumb whales croaked on thar shores 'o Tasmania.
That 'ol boy Albo blame it on Covid. IT WEREN'T COVID, DUMMIES!!! They was try'n tar git away from sonic booms louder 'n a Nigro's '74 Cadillac with chrome spinners blar'in thar Negro noise.

Soome dumb 'ol biologist (hired by Albo's gooberment stooges) 'n a vet gone thar tar investigate.

"These thangs dern't happen much offten" said some gooberment stooge. But, a handful 'o Tasmanians said they done heard it too - loud as all getout underwater BOOM BOOM BOOMDIDYBOOM, 'n then thar Whales raised a real fuss 'fore they croaked.

How long has this Squeaky prick been in power? Months!
Yet it seems he has plenty of dough to fly off to some dumb bitches funeral but none for us dinki-di Aussies. We're going backwards here mate!
Squeaky Albo you weak arse prick, swing some cash our way or else you will be out on your arse like that born again Christian fuckwit we had before!

I just saw an ad on facebook warning about the dangers of gambling. Thank fuck because I almost missed the jump!

Buddy! No need to get the jab anymore.
They gunna be putting it up your nose soon.
And boy, won't that feel good!

I been tryin
to get myocarditis baby
yeah I been tryin
but I's still feelin fine
im gonna try sneek a fifth booster
so's I can lay down and die

Well then Welcome to the Underparty my boy!

What if these pools of consciousness never fully form and you feel like your permanently stuck in between places? What then Professor?