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@RicardovitzOnly 8 years too early with this one Ricky!

Did thar Joos kill all them swarthy sandn*g*e*s yet???  What in good heavens is they wait'n fer?  My gooberment done gave 'em BILLIONS 'o bucks 'n I dern't see no ded sandn*g*e*s!!!

Could it cure Cancer?

If yes, I am writing the patent right here.

Any chance of a pinkelwurst samich?

I mean...

I get a very hard horn.

Sir Circumfrence that is an eye opener of a poem. Gets me thinking of many uses I could have for this little virus...

Could I use it, for instance, to grow the thing in my pants? You know, make my self more attractive to the opposite or near adjacent sex?

Man, it has got me thinking of all the wicked things this virus could do for me... hmmm, just imagine...

Hold on. I think I have thunk too much. Better get that tissue again.


Yours virally horny,

Hairy Buttfunkyouruncle

Is it CRISPR or COVID we should be worried about then?

@RicardovitzOh you can milk me anytime you big brute Ricky!

Muscles ya can git from work'n my land.  Pick'n.  Plow'n.  Weed'n.  Milk'n.  I'm gonna git ya right boy - come on up here 'n gimme a li'll honest work!!!

@RicardovitzWhat about mussels Ricky? Big ripply muscles? With smooth skin...

Come on Hillbilly boy, I know you do ;)

Ernst, I been spout'n thar good word that HOMOSEXuals is a Race.  Glad tar see a smarty-smart boy like you sees thangs thar right way too!!!

@Mussels from BrusselsWhat is it with dykes and mussels? You lot in Belgium are truly obsessed. Maybe get back to doing penance with your creepy Catholic Fathers before you spout your homophobic rascism.

Until they pull their fingers out of the Dikes I will still believe they aren't nothing but dutch perverts.

The whole fucking lot of them!

Was that what thar drug-guzzlin hippy sing'n 'bout? Gett'in some homosexual ass-fornication?  Musta git someth'n tar do with that faggity island in Jew York - Fire Island.  When Jew York becomes a Confederate State, we gonna rename it "Burn-a-Cross-Fire Island".

@RicardovitzOh come on baby light my fire! we can have a hillbilly and ladyboy fiesta Ricky :) I am sure you will love it!

I feel a Cross burn'n fix'n tar come yer way, Ted - Jest ask Kladd fer a ticket-price, 'n we'll make sure 'n git ya the best seat in the house!!!

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I am the Ghetto Defender. For hillbillys like yourself Mr Ricardovitz, I am Terror Re-Born.

Obey the will of the Proletariat or you will feel the ice cold blade of the guillotine as our Justice is dispensed!

No bleating to your false idols will help. Your 'white' privilege will do naught once the revolution is rolling.

Hey, Ghetto Ted, you need tar git yer greasy monkey-ass back ta Lakewood Heights, ware yer hood-rats can protect ya.  Cuz, Jest north of thar is a Billion Acres of WHITEY look'n ta make you a professional 'mater-picker.   NOW GIT TO IT, BOY!!!

@RicardovitzMake some room on your farm Hillbilly. We are coming to collectivize your greasy white ass! You will be having the 'freedom' to do what the collective decides for you.

Thar word fer the day, boys 'n girls, is FREEDOM!!!  No more taxes.  No stupid laws.  No shit-eat'n Communists gett'in thar noses all up in yer business.  No tenants disrespect'in yer property.  Them welfare titty-suck'n dickless communists NEED TAR DIE!!!  WE NEED 'EM GONE FER GOOD!!!  Like vampires 'n fire-shitt'n draggons, THEY AIN'T NO GOOD!!! 

[color=#C10300][size=7]FREEDOM[/size][/color]

Farmers or small businessmen? Remember, no one whinges more than the petit bourgeois. Wouldn't be a surprise if these Dutch 'farmers' are just middle management complaining about taxes again...

Forget these Dutch clowns. Keep your eye on the Sri Lankan team. Looks like they know how to bring the 'betters' down.

I dunno about these Tractor drivers... Very suspicious that they are doing this now that Ukraine is under diabolical attack.

I reckon Putin is behind it.

Fuck the Dutch. Pull the fingers out of their dykes and watch the country drown in its own shit.

I hear Corn Flour is particularly potent against the Omicron...

All variants in fact.

Can't we send some of this awful Sydney rain to wash away Mr Putin?

Lord knows we have had enough of it here!

Hate the new cunt. Another Labor right wing hack. They are as weak as piss.

Will do nothing, and then complain you don't support them.

Christ, you think they were Anarchists...

@LordyLordyLordyLots of prescients here in fact!

Wow Patriot. Very prescient with this article.
 Suppose stop clock and all that.

Thinking as hard as I can now Hippie Johnny!



Hope it makes a difference for us all.

Boys I think we are getting a bit sidetracked here.


Don't forget the war! The hundreds being slaughtered daily!


It will only stop when we all bend the will of our minds upon it...


A mighty peace think. This is what we need.


Now roll your joints and get started.

@RicardovitzYou say praying to Satan as if it is a bad thing Ricky! By giving faith and devotion to Lucifer we are only paying back for his benevolence and grace. Our Lord and Master Satan is a jolly old fellow whose worship allows as to sexually express ourselves. What has your bearded fuckwit from Bethlehem got to offer on that front? Nothing!

One last thing Ricky...

You will burn in hell like all the Christian motherfuckers! 

Putin tain't noth'in!  Xi Jinping is thar Devil Incarnate!!! Evil be as no folks ever sen before - Xi Jinping prays to Satan 'n preys on YER SOULS!!! Keeps China's population down by eat'n li'll babies.  Drinks thar blood.  Eats thar private parts!  All 'o China need ta pay fer the grotesk sins of Xi Jinping.  Slant-blood 'll be flow'n in the streets come WWIII.  Yesiree!!!

I'd like my own Fiefdom. A place to call home. Just a 1/4 acre plot somewhere. A red brick house. Indoor dunny. And about a half dozen girls to keep me company...

What a dream. A real Aussie bloke dream...

Whoops! Seems like I have gone overboard and spilt my seed a bit early. Talk amongst yourselves. I gotta get a tissue or two.

Yours with the horniness,

Hairy Buttpluguncle

No Ricky. Putin is No 1 bad guy.

He is gunning for the whole of Europe!

Xi Jinping - We gonna talk 'bout this here SPAWN 'O SATAN today.  That li'll fat turd, Xi Jinping, gotta go.  I say it time fer thar squishy Aussie Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, tar step up 'n blast that Xi Jinping's asshole with a hot NUCLEAR grenade!!!  Yessiree, Australia gotta war with China.  Gotta Blow it all tar HELL 'n send that Spawn 'o Satan, Xi Jinping, a/k/a Taotie (?) BACK TAR HELL.  Nuke 'em.  Blast 'em.  Shoot 'em.  Fire Bomb 'em.  Whatever it takes, boy s 'n girls, Albanese gotta get that Taotie Xi Jinping.

CUZ Y'ALL KNOW IF ALBANESE TAIN'T UP TO DOIN IT, RICARDOVITZ IS.  Y'all shoulda voted fer me.  I woulda squared off with Jinping 'n whopped him into a Nuclear Storm!!!

Stay on the grass brother. Always on the grass.

Shootin and a killin

Always a good solution to any problem you will be facing.

My manhood was disgraced when that [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/ethical-conundrums/1974-more-news-on-the-grooving-granny]groovin' granny knocked me back [/url]

Dunno if it has much to do Putin.

Yes. Fling our shoes and undies at him. We will shame that Putin death!

Ha. We will be dancing down the Odessa steps soon. And the whole world will see what a laughable foe is the 'NATO' alliance.

 Thar Eff Bee Eye is fer sure right here under yer vaginer flap. Jest wait'n tar gun good folks down.

@RicardovitzFBI pretty much embedded in your side of politics Ricky. But it is true, they and others of the Yankee alphabet soup are embedded everywhere.


Not here you can be sure!

You 'n thar FBI jest go on go'n on 'bout what y'all reckon. Yesiree!!!

@RicardovitzI don't reckon you got anyone working for you hillbilly. I reckon you hitch up the plow to yourself and have these delusions of grandeur as you drag through the ruts for your peanut plants.

Delusions of grandeur and dirty thoughts of his sis. That's what plowing in the hot sun does to Ricky's brain.

I dern't grown no Vidalia Onions, so's I reckon that tain't me. That be way down south 'tween Savanna and Rotlanta. My workers - they love me 'n what I git fer 'em. Dern't need no gun to theys heads. We is doin' thar Lord's Work up here.  Them folks shoulda stuck ta use'n Geechee's.  Git in trouble import'n all them wetbacks.

@RicardovitzYou involved in this hillbilly?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10280015/amp/Modern-day-slavery-ring-trapped-hundreds-migrant-workers-south-Georgia.html

Seems something you be doing.

How much of the Ukraine should Putin take? As much as he fucking wants, because no one is gunna stop him.

A good lesson to the other Yank lackeys around the world (looking at u Taiwan).

Looks like even the most strident Ukie fans are giving up. What a fucking waste this war has been

Baldy and Alex. Plus Baldy's Missus cause she wasn't too bad. Zipping along the country lanes of Canberra.

Sure they could have a whole lot of fun.

Tricky Dicky sure thought so!