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Ok, I will be prepared for major changes to my lifestyle.

The majority are against PM Gillard and her high taxing ways... I have to say the ALP are on the nose to me. Seems the Libs have my vote at next election.

I liked Lil' Abner hillbilly girlfriend (or was it his sister?), watshername... Daisy?Anyways I'd like to be didiling that young lady :)

Dern! Hey Paw! I just dern pulled a dern bogie outta my dern nose! Per-raise Jeepers, Paw, its just gotta be a dern dern sign! Paw! Hey Paw! Kin yer at least pull the dern railway spike outta ma dern foot? I sure am getting dern diddly dern dizzy goin aroun and aroun all dern day.

Paw! Hey Paw! I just did dern see God in the pig swill bucket. And, then, Paw! Lard-a-mercy, I went took me a big drump in the shit hole out back of the pumpkin patch and, lo and behold Paw! I dern did see God agin, right there in my steaming dern wotnots! Per-raise the Lord, Paw, and pass the dern Bible cuz we done dern run outta bog paper agin but I dern reckon I just dern been dern dern saved. Yessirm wunna them dern turds even had the likeness of Jesus J. Christ hisself! Dern! Amen!

I've always said this: you cannot float on a bogie. Don't try to cross the ocean on a bogie otherwise you're sunk. And who took any notice? Fucking nobody took any bloody notice!

Well, boy, I'm a here ta help you git answers. I reckon a wise man done told me once thar tain't no stupid questions, jest stupid people.Dwayne - dern't know 'em. Typin words - yessiree, boy, I can type 'n I type all them words, 'n these here words too.Retard - Lots of 'em out thar.....Go9d's special childrin, 'n I bee'n mean to retards is a one-way ticket ta Hell. Less you know someones a retard er not, I'll school ya not5 ta be mean ta retards - ain't no good 'll come frmo that.God - he's all 'round us - could be on Facebook.....or could jest be Devi9l follin ya. Dern't go round look'n fer God in all the wrong places.Love letter ta God: God I love you, 'n praise you, 'n hold yer truths holy! I do it evary day - man enjough ta let all you boys 'n girls know it.Kill'n yerself is a sin, boy. Git you a 1-way ticket ta Hell. Anywhoo, my life is right good, 'n I ain't 'bout ta trade none of it foer eternity in Hell.Thank you fer yer prayers - God's a listinin...I promise ya.

Woe Dwayne did you type all those words yourself retard? With all that steaming bullshit sloshing around in your dumb skull sounds to me like you are already in hell. And anyhoo, Dwayne, don't you know God has his very own Facebook page? Problem being, he can't attract any new friends. So why don't you send him a love letter and make him your buddy? maybe he'll get you one of those one-way tickets to Paradise. In fact, why wait. Do us all a favour and take your blunderbusss and blow your brains out, Dwayne. Oh wait, your brains being no bigger than a frozen pea all you need to blow them away is a plastic party popper. Our prayers will be with you retardo.

Dern't know nothin bout no Facebook. Der4n't care none neither. I reckon since the beginnin of TV time, folks gotta see thar ugly puss up thar on a TV screen or whanot. Make 'em feel important, I reckon. I git news fer you boys 'n girls - this here world dern't care one bit 'bout none of you. Y'all could die 'n drop off the face of this here Earth, and ain't no one gonna give a hoot. Yer face on a picture screen dern't make yoU NOTHIN. God 'll judge you, 'n he dern't care none what you do neither. He's jest gonna sort the good ones from the bad ones - done gave ya FREE WILL so as ta not be bothered with you 'less you bother with him. Wise up 'n come ta God er go ta hell!

Mary had a little lamband mustard and mint jellyand then she had a little thingcalled bloody Bali bellyBugger, said Mary, I'm going vego!

Well, Gollum does because he wears a nappy.

And there we all were getting hot and bothered over a piece of wallet-sized plastic called the Australia Card! Smile, nitwitters, you're online now!

In the end FB is just another business, so it will come down to how they can make money. And what do they have that can make money? All its users data. So it will have to sell that information if it is to make any money.And so it shall.

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Mr Box, if that is your real name.Is it wrong that whenever a young lassie pokes me on facebook I right away think she wants to bone?Get back to me.XOXOXOX MWA

Maybe that gollem does have a cock but it is of similar size to mine?

Any "serious student" would know by now that one's vote is irrelevant in a two party plutocracy.

Thanks for that informative article Digger. As a serious student of democracy I am always investigating what each side has to offer me for my vote. I always thought democracy should be viewed as a marker transaction; my vote is for sale and it will go the highest bidder!In this case I can see that there is no way I'd vote for that lying bitch Julia. There is no way I want one of those towering monstrosities in my backyard, and I don't want them in my neighbors yard as well! It seems for the moment Tony has my vote.

Well like everyone else I'm hoping my indiscretions will be submerged in the totality of nonsense that is the Internet.

A cock less Golem? Doubtful, for how could impregnate the goyim with his pure Semetic seed?And that is the only reason he was created.

ie The UFO man has got me!

Disembowel my brain with the ecstasy of non-Murdochian circadian rhythms while jingle-jangling through the quicksand of eternity.

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Wherret. Ferret.Weasel.Weasel Stone.FomentationWeasel stone fomentation.Portent.Portentous weasel stone fomentation.AmorphousGolemIn modern Hebrew the word golem means "dumb" or "helpless".Amorphous portentous weasel stone fomentation

'The F.E. Warren Air Force Base in Cheyenne, WY, "temporarily lost the ability to communicate with 50 of its Minuteman III missiles" while a UFO was sighted during the incident''According to two missile technicians stationed at F.E. Warren, who say that the communications issue, while intermittent, actually persisted over several hours''Significantly, these same individuals report sightings by 'numerous teams' of an enormous, cigar-shaped craft that maneuvered high above the missile field on the day of the disruption. The huge UFO appeared similar to a World War I German Zeppelin but had no passenger gondola or advertising on its hull, as would a commercial blimp.'[url]http://m.examiner.com/examiner/db_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=CFjJmevW&full=true#display[/url]

n*g*e*s 'n commies? I am sorry to have to reveal this to you Ricardo but it is clear evolution has passed you and your type are condemned to extinction. The dark ages are long gone and these types of silly generalizations are long done.

Neither Obammy or Dumb Dubya called the shots. They be mere front men for the military/industrial fascists

No, honestly, I think I do get it

n*g*e*s 'n commies is always braggin 'bout fornicatin 'n gettin some whore big with child, but dern't know the first thing 'bout rais'n no young'ns. That thar is why the biggest parcentage of gooberment teet-suckers is n*g*e*s. Right next to 'em is commie dope-guzzlers. These here folks git tharselves one of them X-Boxes or whatnot 'n play video games 'bout takin over thar world. Reality is they cain't russle up 'nuff money ta feed tharselves after feedin thar dope habbit, let alone ta git no guns or militia up 'n runnin.

Ain't no truth that doesnt lie in the bottom of a bottle.

Retreat at speed? With obama's 30,000 less announced this week it still leaves more soldiers in Afghanistan than when GWB was president.

My cock aint bigbut fathered a lot of kidsso i know it worksunlike that cunt Ricardovitz who has probably never fucked a human girl in his life

Shit! I think I get it

Now watch the stupified USA retreat at speed nothing accomplished except more terrorism, infantilism and fiscal and moral bankruptcy. Trillions burned and soaked in blood, What is wrong with these people?

Dave's not here.

Like you, I believe whatever the fuck I want to until someone starts pulling out my fingernails.

Abso-fucking-lutely right on, bro! What we have here is the failure of Democracy, crumbling, corrupted, butt-fucked by the filthy rich warmongering power elites that call the shots. US presidents always were irrelevant to the main game!

Yeah crazy, got any weed dude

Where can I get some of that pot! Hell yeah, now you are talking. Let's get bombed!

I find that big fan very soothing... almost hypnotizing.But I wouldn't it in my backyard! Maybe we should make all reffos have it instead; as a way to pay back their debt to Australia.

Forget the mystery of the 'dark' matter, what about the 'white' matter that I want to splork out me dick?It is a mystery to me why. And also a mystery to her on my computer screen.Oh no. Another mess to clean :(Yours splorkingly,Hairy Fuckedyaauntie

Yeah guys! Love the deep discussion! Fantastic stuff!! Keep it up!

The words were "better understanding", indicating that we will know more once we find out about dark matter. We might not all be clueless apes but obviously some of us are.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

Was listening to the radio today and a professor said, "Once we find out what dark matter is then we will have a better understanding of the universe".Was he essentially saying that we are clueless apes given that this dark matter makes up the bulk of the universe?

You sound hardly a scientist; in fact you seem more like a UFOnik in disguise. Your plain misunderstanding of the scientific method is a dead give away.Here is some advice for you. Why don't you let the grown ups do the thinking and you can continue your pot smoking and blabbering in the comfort of your own home. OK?Yours rationally,Dr IP Freely

The wonders of heroin. Screw the bastards that made it illegal.

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Look like somethin I mighta said, dern't remember it none though.. Boy, that thar is nasty - I ain't never said I dern't git a nasty evil thought sometime. 'N I gotta say, a plump gal with big 'ol utters 'll git my attention. Cain't help that none.

Do you still do this sort of stuff Ricky? You seem more a howling god botherer nowadays...

Is that an, er, hair dryer above?