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Sorry that we have not been able to provide pictures of Osama Bin Laden's demise.We're too busy interrogating Osama Bin Laden's 12 year old daughter, Safia. When we are done extracting information from Safia Bin Laden over the next 10 years (half-life of a Muslim female is about 22 years, after which they turn into an over-stuffed bristly Pig), we will get around to providing you with a picture of Safia's dead daddy with all of the necessary details. Then we will permit Safia to return, unescorted to Gaza, where her people will make sure she is properly taken care of.But, for right now, all hands are on Safia Bin Laden.

Well there is why whackis are going bust. What an embarrassment.

Thanks. Yup, we won. Them Black-Ops Heliocopter boys dern't jest kill Osama neither - killed one if his whores, his whore-bastard child, 'n a heap of other worthless oxygen suckin vermin.

Why dern't y'all go 'n sell Amway.

Soccer 's fer sissies! Golf 's fer Geezers. Football 's jest ok. Blacksketball is fer....well, name say it all, don't it. Only real sports is boxin 'n wrastl'n. Not that thar show with a bunch of homosexual actors all juiced out on steroids - that trash is fake 's can be.

Well boys 'n girls, Osama died and Obama LIED! Osama wern't armed when them boys executed 'm. Not that it makes no nevermind to me, but Obama goes shootin off his big black mouth 'for he knewed all the facts. Obama = half-black dummyOsama = half-black dead dummy

Where did OBL play for the Maggies? Was he half back flank? Or was he there with Barry Price in the centre line?

Osama who?

We will be hoisting the cup again this year; with or without the support from former Vic Park denizen OBL ;)

Where does wearing a fox on head come into it?

You know I used to be your ordinary Joe. But I followed Dave's steps to enrichment and my whole life changed. I got a new car, a new home, a new wife. Pretty soon I hope to be the most powerful man in the world.I recommend his teachings to everyone.Once was an Ordinary Joe now I'm Donald Trump

Xenox News is here for everyone's views. And we welcome yours just as much as fuckwits like Patriot and Ricky!If you want to submit a news article to us go here:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/forms/all.html[/url] Tex Lumbago,Editor

Funny how it seems that nearly all of the main stream media change their stories simultaneously running the same line, changing the line day to day. Who fucken owns them all! There is your problem.And I had hope that Xenox News might be a source of alternate views however this website seems dominated by the likes of Patriot, Ricardovitz and the other stereotypic conservatives that post here regularly. These morons just seem to run with the main stream newspaper headlines as if they had something to do with reality.

Many Arabs would agree with you on this one. They have been saying that the US is the biggest terrorist organisation in the world for some time. Terror begets terror it seems.

US kill one old bearded guy and Ricardovitz claims "We won!"This after $1.2 trillion, invading the wrong two countries, one of the wars the longest the US have ever been in with no end in sight. Thousands of civilian women and children slaughtered or handicapped, thousands of young Americans killed or disabled, no feet, no legs, no arms, psychologically traumatised.And then a flimsy report about one bearded guy with no phone or internet access killed while unarmed.Congratulations Ricardovitz. What an amazing victory.

Hey, commie Joe, Who done git thar asses kicked out of Afghanistan, tuck'n thar tails 'tween thar legs, after warrin with them mountain-n*g*e*s fer 10 years.......................Commie Russia, that's who.Commies is sissies. They deserve ta git the tar beat out of em jest fer breathin. Deserve ta git thar guts blowed up with a Wasp Injection Knife fer crappin.Found 'em 'n Killed 'em. They was armed with guns 'n human female shields. Now, thar's some sissy-punks even more useless than commies.

You have to be joking Ricky. You dumbass yanks took 10 years to find him! As for your pussy ass Seals and their Black helicopters it seems they did their best as usual - killing an unarmed person.

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Yup - all them Bin Laden's is dead. They done cut up Osama's 'lill sis's brain ta prove it. Ain't it grand how them Yankeys is git good at cutt'n up Bin Ladens......all in thar name of "proof". All them Bin Ladens is goin tar HELL! 'Fore Osama git tar Hell, the Lord 'll look upon his rotten soul, 'n declare - WARE'S YER PIG-FORNICATIN MUHAMMED????? 'N YER FAKE GOD ALLAH???? YOU IS A MURDER'N GOOD-FER-NOTHIN PILE OF CAT-POOP. (he ain't gonna call 'em dog poop, cuz he dern't wanna offend some dumb Muslim 'for he send 'em ta Hell) - 'n then Lord is gonna boot Bin Laden's dirty-'ol-self down to the Devil fer the Devil ta git his eternal damnation.

I wish that thar ragweed Bin Laden was in Gitmo! I done heard that they git rid o watering evil folks. Yup, heard they done gone ta 'lectro-shock 'n some new kinda LSD. Tain't more powerful er nothin like that - jest more effective in terrorgation - but you git ta be hooked up to the Shocker fer it ta bring you the good news.Anywhoo, that ragweed is dead. Amerika won. Them Yankees git what's due them. Jest y'all 'member - them black-ops heliocopters is fer real. If'n they can git some fornicatin sand-coon locked 'way in a big 'ol mansion-compound in Pakistan, they can sure git you!!! So, don't be dummies 'n y'all wern't git no visit from them black-ops heliocopters.'

Why hasn't anyone highlighted the fact that ten minutes after Petraeus is handed the directorship of the CIA, bin Laden disappears? Done deal?

Don't be silly. He's not dead. He's in Gitmo by now and someone is working on his finger nails (or his wife's fingernails) with a pair of pliers. Then they will get the blow torch out. After he spills the beans they will incinerate the remains as is custom.

A loyal and trusted Al Qaeda foot soldier grabbed Bin Laden's wife and used her as a human shield!! Can we redact that boys? It, well, it doesn't sound very plausible. OK, leave the human shield in but take the bit about the wife out. Yep, that's better."One of bin Laden's wives identified his body to U.S. forces after the team made visual identification, the official said.In the end, all four of the combatants in the compound were dead, along with a woman whom one of the men used as a human shield, the officials said.""John Brennan, assistant to the president for homeland security and counterterrorism, said it is his understanding that the woman who was killed was one of bin Laden's wives.""Later, a senior U.S. official said that bin Laden's wife was not the woman killed and that she may not have been used as a human shield after all."

What about all his wifes? What will happen to them? Surely they will need someone to service them.I'm up for the job!Yours willing to fuck a bitch in a burka,Hairy Fudgeknuckle

Interesting that the house where Bin Laden had been living is only a few hundred metres from one of Pakistan's elite miltary training bases and that much of the surrounding area is marked off on maps as "Restricted Area".Strange place to be keeping a low profile?

Its the internet age now Doc. The real story will trickle out over the coming weeks.

not dead yet.

Will you conspiracy clowns take off the tinfoil hats and wake up to reality? Bin Laden is dead, end of story.Next you'll be claiming a UFO whisked him away!Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

Hey Fr Paddy you're not the only one calling it a miracle:[url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/World/Story/STIStory_664030.html[/url]Seems the President of Peru also thinks it is a miracle from Saint John Paull II!

"The expansion of military occupation that took place throughout, in particular the Arab world, following 9/11—and that this presence of American imperial bases, dotted, not just in Iraq and Afghanistan, but in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Doha—is one that has done more to engender hatred and acts of terror than anything ever orchestrated by Osama bin Laden."[url]http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/chris_hedges_speaks_on_osama_bin_ladens_death_20110502/[/url]

Most devinitely Krudmuncher.This reaction from the US people on this proofs beyont a dowt they must be the dumbarst people in the vorld.They will belief anythink.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb asses who will believe anything. Body under the sea! How convenient. US citizens; the dumbest people in the world?

It's the first miracle of Pope John Paul II! It seems that a star was blazing over Bin Laden's house and it guided the US special forces there. The star was our brand new saint; Pope John Paul IIIt is the first in many victories of God's only church over the heathens. The Islamist devil Osama has been defeated by God's good grace and Saint John Paull II. Next will be the heathen protestent churches; God has had enough of their wicked ways. They need to repent and follow the sacred Church of Jesus - the Holy catholic Church of Rome.

Since some 'ol boy git my story 'fore I could git it out, I'm gonna give you my analysis:1. Jest goes ta show you that even a peace-preachin half-niggro can womp the tar outa of stupid Ayrab.2. Osama let his Ayrab retards fight his war while he's whoopin it up in a big 'ol suburban mansion.3. Osama was fornicatin with devil-whores 'n queer-boys in his Paki-Mansion......Jest like The Pedophile Muhammed did - so's I reckon Osama was a follerin in Muhammed's footsteps.4. Osama's body is shark manure by now. Let them Muslims try 'n worship at the Holy Mosque of Osama-Shark-Crap.5. ANY OF YOU STILL WONDER'N 'BOUT PAKISTAN ------PAKISTAN IS OSAMA-LAND - THEY IS OUR ENEMY!!!!6. This here world were a much better place when presidents had testicals 'n whatnot ta nuke our enemies.7. Australia is a real soft target - lots of lefties, queers, 'n Osama sympathizers thar. Y'all best be watchin fer evil-Muslim carry'n on down thar.8. I know y'all been wait'n fer this - RICARDOVITZ IS RUNNIN FER PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA IN 2014. Tain't no reason ta wait fer 2013 to anounce - I reckon I'd let y'all know first.

Hey maybe that's where the WMD's are?

Body? Ha! Its lost at sea already!!!!!! Ho ho ho!

show me the money!

show me the body!

Can we vote to have Kate and Willie as our next King and Queen? I don't like the other pair, Charlie and Camilla. He is an old fucker and she looks like a shriveled prune.

Time to face facts boys. You two dick weeds have some deep psychological problems. You both sound as if you crossed the border on psychosis.a long time ago. Seek help asap.

Oh wasn't the wedding marvellous! Kate looked lovely in her gorgeous dress and Willie looked like a right Royal sex machine!I can't wait for them to visit their loyal subjects here in Oz!

Yessir, Patriot, that thar Assange he's gonna git his due!!! His heart is full 'o evil - work fer the Devil, he does. I do believe Assange 'll git his due here on earth, 'n than really git his eternal damnation in thar hearafter.Jest remindin these here folks that thar Devil, he tain't no loan ranger doin whatever he want. Nossiree, he git his marchin orders, 'n believe me you, one day he is gonna have to report to a higher power, jest like all us folks, angels, devil-whores, 'n whatever the else thar is out thar bein we dern't even know 'bout.

See thar, flim flam - my line dern't take ta fornicatin like heathen animals. I reckon thar ain't nothin wrong with marryin cousins - been nothin but a normal way ta keep stank-forignen blood outa yer family line. Tain't nothin wrong with it. But, fornicatin with family, er other folks jest fer fornicatin - that is sin, boy, pure sin.

Ricky the only thing your family and the royal family have in common is that you both fuck your cousins.

Well it don't know about all that Mr Ricardovitz. However one thing we both agree on is that Assange is an evil man whose behaviour is putting our brave soldiers, who are fighting for our freedom and safety, at risk. He needs to be punished, and punished severly, for his actions.God bless,Patriot

My momma done told us we git royal blood in are line. She claim we is Scot-Irish from thar Bleckley clan. Bleckley's ''n Dillards 'n Duncans 'n Raineys - lots of royal blood 'round here.

Patriot, you git it all wrong here. That thar commie Assange, he's doin the world a big 'ol favor. He's gittin Ayrabs all spitt'n mad at us Anglos so's we can see 'em fer what they is. Bottom line, here folks is Wikileaks is gonna lead ta more crazy Ayrabs killin Ayrabs, 'n whatnot. 'N the we is gonna have one heck of a Holy war - Christians 'n Ayrabs.....then victory will be brutal 'n glorious....'n them Ayrabs ain't gonnna be thar victors.Let us not fergit that Assange works fer the Devil.....'N the Devil, he report to God....jest like he done in Job. Boys 'n Girls, its all part of Our Lord's great plan ta rid this here planet of thar black skin of human evolution. God bless y'all.

I hope ol' Willie get's his willy in and gives Kate a right good rogering on their wedding night!And after that i expect to see the blood stained sheets hung over the Buckingham Palace balcony so we all know he got himself a good little girl ;)We can't just have any Pommy tramp squirting out our next king.

It has nothing to do with freedom.Somebody has to turn the tide of rampant death and war waging as a means of profit.And if Tin Tin is the one to do it then so be it, but if he has lost Snowy it looks like he is in a heap of bother.Since this issue hit the fan I have been wondering about what that little dog is up to. Let's hope Snowy is not locked up in Guatanamo being tortured with cigarette butts or being starved to death, and that he comes scampering to Tin Tin with a vital piece of information or an escape plan.The battle for the sanity of our race depends on it!

Wikileaks is nothing but a bunch of juvenile lefty know-nothings who are trying to destabilise the freedom loving nations of the west. Dangerous fools like Assange are playing fast and loose with the safety of the free world. The only ones benefiting from their publication of classified material are Osama Bin Laden and the mad mullahs of Tehran; enemies of you and me who want to destroy western civilisation and the free market economies we embrace.Does that mean Assange should be killed? No. But this rapist should be locked up for a long time, for all our safety and as a lesson to other lefty dimwits. They need to realise that if you play with fire you will get burned.God bless,Patriot