More Comments

More fatwahs to the lovely sound of The Horn.[url]/url]He's got a stalk on 'im!

First fatwah declared since Ayatollah Khomeini on Rushdie in 1989.[url]/url]

There is only one Kraut crazy man I want to hear from:Till Lindermann![img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_hb7bH8iwqRk/SpEjdBNInSI/AAAAAAAABmY/hYniGBCocJ4/roz1767280.jpg
[/img]Ich tu dir weh....

Also sprach Zarathustra: Ein Buch für Alle und Keinen?

Ah Max! Don't fret, NATO (aka USA) is going to liberate all that Libyan oil

That Condi has been getting up to no good for years ;)Check here:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/TZIPPI-AND-CONDI-GET-TOGETHER-TO-GIVE-EACH-OTHER-A-TONGUE-LASHING.html[/url]

Wasn't she one of the sheila's at that Dandenong Beauty Pageant? A South Sudanese hottie for sure!Bring her home in the ute for Mum to meet. Not!

God may be dead but his lyrics live on!

That's it. I'll have nightmares tonight for sure.

I hear that Condi is on the prowl for a man and she is whooping it up![img]http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/51758d1191377042-download-sexy-portman-condi.jpg
[/img]

One of the faceless accused today of rorting union membership numbers in the AWU. Sounds like he will be the perfect ALP candidate.

I have an idea...Lets organise a street party for it. We can also have a beauty pagent at the same time.bring your own grog and African friend ;)See you there!

I'd rather watch grass grow.

Lemme school y'all on somethin. Thar English Royal Family ownes all of England - least they did, till they done give it away to good fer nothin tenants squattin 'n farmin on thar land. I reckon If'n I was one of them King Jameses or Richards or whatnot, I woulda cleared all my land of all of them worthless tenants 'n squatters. Woulda shipped 'em on a boat to Afghanistan. England's a beautiful island - bunch a no-good-worthless squatters let all them forigners in, 'n now it's all skunked up.

Best thing 'ol Zimmerman coulda done was git hisself killed in the 1960's like Buddy Holly 'n Lynard Skinard. Them drug-guzzlin retards - Jimmy Hendrix 'n Jim Morrison 'n that queer GG Allin knew that thar best days were over, couln't find no airplane ta crash in, so they done guzzled a bunch o drugs 'n took the Coward's way out of this here world.Anywhoo - that boy Zimmerman is a Christian - always 'll be jew-ugly, but 'least he's right with the Lord.

Big deal. In the long run we'll all be forgotten and just be the left over spunk dust of some alien...

All hail the queen and MPsObsceneChildren killersUnfortunate by-product of theNew World OrderWatch the royal weddingWhy not; you're paying for itMeasure of painno matterFor the truly insane

Bob Dylan will be remembered long after you and this website are long forgotten

The sun strikes your head with rays of goodness. Only the ignorant or the fool ignores it's debilitating effects.

More than just banks Snowy. [url]http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/biggestsecretbook/biggestsecret18.htm[/url]The bit about whitlam might also be of local interest

Well...nyes

If'n you is surrounded by Muslims 'n givin God's word about 'em to folks, you better have a gun. Dern't think that was no accident. Probaly a warnin shot out to them Muslims. Anywhoo, dern't need no license in America ta have a gun - it's a God given right, 'n our constitution say so.

The english royal family owns banks?

Seems like old Pastor Wayne got a bit excited and shot his gun off in his car!Who gave this clown a gun license?

Aren't these two part of that elite structure that caused the GFC and are still being rewarded for it?

Oh come off it Boxy! This wedding will be a fabulous occasion and we all should be thankful that the lovely couple have allowed us a peek into their most glorious day.Makes me proud to be Australian :)

God is dead

Max, why dern't you jest put that 'ol geezer, Zimmerman, out of his misery? Ain't ya git a bit of anarchyist in you no more? Ain't he wrote that in one of his songs - how he wanted ta git out of this here world with a li'll help from his fans?

Rock concert ain't nothin but a bunch a devil-whores worship'n one of thar many tenticals of Satan. 'n in Dylan's case, tain't nothin but a old shrivled up tentical. Guess you dumb hippies licked 'nuff LSD 50 whatnot years ago ta still think you is see'n God when it tain't but one 'ol shriviled up Devil tentical.

Maybe the old cunt had the flu or something - tore it up on the tour - croaking gracefully - hey these stadia shit are always a rip off arent they? Maybe ya should have went to the footy Max ;-)

What is this? Dylan central?How about a review on some good music; I hear Justin Beiber has been abouts recently. What is he sounding like nowadays?

Well I agree it is an akward way to start, but I believe you should make the best of every situation. Especially since you were new to the institution. Perhaps you should have said a brief compliment about his member, turned and shook off, and then proceeded to the wash basin with your new work companion. It would be best to put his unusal introduction into the back of your mind and discuss some light banter as you wash your hands and dry them. By the time you get back to your desk I am sure you and your new chum would have forgotten all about it and would be chatting away like best buddies ;)Good manners aren't difficult, even when others around you don't have any.

Like the Taliban rep remarked: What's wrong with your men?

Well that's just too, too sad.

Christ. What a horrible way to introduce yourself. I hope the prick got the sack once you told the boss!

I thought this was about the clevland steamer i just dropped into the pan. when I picked it up it was so warm and squishy!

Maybe it was too small for one?

Pull out your scissors and chop that old fella off!So many peverts nowadays...

And look what that clown JuLiar Gillard is doing to our army now!God help us if we actually need them to defend us; they'll be too busy doing feminist classes!Digger,Cranbourne

If it is posted on Xenox News it has got to be true? Doesn't it? What, you mean...

Oh dear. A couple of drunk Russians wonder upon a mutilated rag doll in the snow and call it an alien. And of course the moron UFOnik proclaims it as evidence of alien visitation.And you wonder why us professionals do not take you seriously?Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

Ah yes; fwoh him to va fwoor: DEAD ALIEN FWOWN TO THE FWOOR IN RUSSIA

Fwoh him to the fwoor sire?

Oh I remember the days when I didn't need anything to stiffen my resolve except the sight of a pair of long legs beneath a skirt.Now it seems I need all sorts of perverted visions.Yours with pooey fingers,Hairy Buttknuckled

No, no it said, "And lo! Jesus suddenly got the horn and wandered out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for twenty-eight years." And that bit got left out 'cause, er, I think it was Matthew thought it would be a bad idea, bad for the image.

I see y'all 'er in need of a Bible Lesson. First, yer New Living Translation a heap of trash made up fer drug-guzzlin hippy unitarians. Unitarian tain't but a fancy word fer Church of the Stoned Hippy, Bull Dikes 'n Homosexual Anal Fornicators.Lets see what King James git to say: "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.I reckon y'all need schoolin on some things: First, woman is perty much useless cept fer pumpin out pups 'n satisfyin her man's basic needs. Bible git it right - tain't nothin's changed. Other than them things that woman is good at, she can be an ornary mean critter. So God was tell'n them folks thar in the Bible what they can 'n cain't do with thar women folk. Fer, God knew if he let man have at 'em them women dern't stand no chance ta survive 'n pump out more pups. So God done give them Woman value 'n' usefulness ''n set down some rules on these here things. God, he's a right smart fella - genius he is! Them rules work fer folks fer thousands of years. Wern't till a bunch of sissy-queers decide ta try to make Woman like Man that all Hell broke loose. See, boys 'n girls, yer perspective is all bastardized 'n corrupted. We done git world wars 'n wars upon wars, famine, sexual preversion, diseases n' all kinds of evil cuz y'all been mess'n round with the way things are supposed to be!!!!!!

That thar skinny 'ol city-slicker jew think he a country boy? Ain't he died yet? How 'bout roundin up all these ancient drug-guzzlin hippies the likes of: Dylan, McCartney, that roling stoned boy - Jagger, Nigga Hendrix, old-whore Gen, heck, any dumb-old rock'n roll slinger 'n figure out if they is any good fer makin fertilizer, glue or whatnot.

By the pus on my palms this heathen bastard will burn in hell.

Seems entirely reasonable entitlements. The Bible showing again it is the font of all wisdom and knowledge.

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)