FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
THE DAY I HELD MY FART IN
Another xenoxnews.com poetry classic...
Pervy Pete
15 years ago
When is she too old to root?
When is she too old to root?I'd say never; cause even if she is dead there will be somewhere you can rub your dick.
Gordy
15 years ago
WE DONT NEED TO APOLOGISE!
you sir are a fuckwit, then and now
Music Lover
15 years ago
FOR THE FIRST TIME - DYLAN LIVE IN SINGAPORE!
Bob who? You mean that hideous zionist from Minnesota? You call his half-assed cackles 'songs'? That clown wouldn't know what true music was unless it jumped up and smacked him in the gob.
Angry Patriot
15 years ago
WE DONT NEED TO APOLOGISE!
I was pissed off then and I'm pissed off now!
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
Well in this instance Ricky I think you're right. And unless Osama sticks a rocket up Gaddafi's arse they are gunna be stuck there for a while longer...
Stan the wannabee script write
15 years ago
Transit Time #2
William Adams quotes semolina flour from The root of a sinking price of The Essential main.
Lemuel Gulliver
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Fascism = business/government joined at the hip = USA
Credulous UFOnik
15 years ago
UFO skepticism over except for extreme dullards
More UFO evidence here...[url]http://sg.news.yahoo.com/us-police-saw-ufo-explode-1949-fbi-secret-20110411-040150-592.html[/url]They are coming; they are surely coming...
Toothless Grin
15 years ago
Transit Time #2
I swallowed a tooth the other day...I've been squishing my poo ever since to see when it comes out.I'll let everyone know when I find out. Meanwhile it is probably best you don't use my computer; the keyboard is a bit stained.
Donald Rumsfeld
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
What I like about Patriot is that he is uncompromising; uncompromising in telling the truth and uncompromising in reporting the facts.He will make a great addition to anyone's TV show.
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?
Ricky I know you are a simple man, a salt of the earth type. But sometimes you really are a moron. Did you look at the video link? The proof is right there.You believe some stupid book written by some backward peasants from thousands of years ago but reject evidence that is in your face!
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?
Funny thing - I pondered on this magnet thing. I tore out a big 'ol magnet from some speaker I found in a trash heap. I reckoned that yer blood git iron in it, then that thar big 'ol magnet might suck up yer blood. I done helt that magnet on my arm fer 'bout half hour. Ain't a dern thing happen.So I git two things ta school y'all on: 1. Thar ain't no iron in yer blood, cuz magnet dern't stick on it. 2.). Yer brain ain't made of iron, 'n since I done proved yer blood ain't got no iron in it neither, this whole brain-magned thing is jest a urban legend.
Horny 70s Drive-In goer
15 years ago
Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?
Wasn't there once a movie about a giant sex ray machine striking earth...That's right Flesh Gordon ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_Gordon[/url])Wow. Talk about art imitating life, or in this case, science. XenoxNews.com you are always on the ball!
Living on a prayer
15 years ago
Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?
Oh my god! That first picture looks like my first girlfriend Marie! I can't believe I fucked her after looking at that picture. But I felt completely different at the time...Now I remember. We would only have sex in the power station, right next to the dynamo. I wonder if that had anything to do with it?
Stoned and Stupid
15 years ago
DEAR WOMAN.....
Hey ricardovitz do you smoke a cork pipe? Wear a straw hat and no shoes? Have a stalk of wheat hanging out ya gob?I always think of Lil Abner when I read your writing.Then again it could be the shit I'm smoking :)
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
DEAR WOMAN.....
That's right, boy - that thar crack 'll make you think yer brain is a wopper - but no drug-huffer git more brains than me. Y'all might not like what I say, but thats cuz y'all dern't like hearin the truth. Ain't always easy ta git to a computer fer ta bang out some knowledge on these l'ill plasti-keys. I reckon its a fair smart device fer what it is. Ain't like it can think, but tain't far from it. Probaly somedays even a dog 'll be bangin away on these here plasti-keys. I'll surely be laugh'n then!
Loving the Diabolical life
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
I have but one principle...Do what thou wilt but make sure I am the first to fuck her!OH I am a naughty boy ;)
The empire strikes back
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Powell memo 1971 [url]http://reclaimdemocracy.org/corporate_accountability/powell_memo_lewis.html[/url]
Lemuel Gulliver
15 years ago
DEAR WOMAN.....
Retardofizz, you are definitely a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
Stoned and Stupid
15 years ago
DEAR WOMAN.....
Man my brain is not only bigger than a womans; it is damn bigger than yours Ricardovitz!After I smoke me a pipe full of this crystal-cracking my brain is so big it can no longer be contained within my head. IT spits and jabbers out my ears and nose and fills the room in a conscious display of its massiveness.Love my pipe and my big brain!
Conrad Black ex-Media Mogul
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Basically the journalists in the media are all commies. They need the firm hand of a businessman to correct their biases. That is what I strove to do in my media empire.And now look at me; busted assed in some Federal prison! Those commie bastards control the government too.Send me back to Tel Aviv for some re-education; I'll stop at nothing to be back on top.
Raspberry Cordial
15 years ago
2002 - A YEAR TO BE PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN
No wonder Bolts after you Patriot. You are a presence of sanity in the lefty luntic media world. You were right in 2002 and I am sure you will be right again in 2011!stick it to the Mullahs Patriot!
Lemuel Gulliver
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Better a peacenik than a warnik
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
All yer news is run by peacenicks 'n commies, 'n worse whatnot. Tain't none of 'em any good. I'm a gonna rank 'em fer ya:Michael Savage - wee bit left - cuz he's a jewRush Limbaugh - sorta leftLaura Ingram - furtha leftSean Hannity - jest 'bout a DemocratFox News - buhch o castrated left-bent dummiesCBS - is they still 'round" - if they is they is out thar in lefty landABC- bunch 'o squalk'n cacklin lefty lesbiansNBC 'n MSNBC - queers, trannies, 'n bull-dikes on crack leftCNN - Sand n*g*e*s, n*g*e*s, 'n hippies done past commie-leftXENOX NEWS - Tain't no right think'n folks, cept me, round here - damn stupid left.Al Jezera - drug-guzzlin sand-monkies pander'n ta commie-chinks leftGeorge Soros 'n his Democrat Underground - Feed'n Satan stupid souls left.
Lemuel Gulliver
15 years ago
9/11? Get over it!
And the horror show continues. May as well start a war over which end of a hard boiled egg to crack
Digger
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Just switch on the gAyBC News and you will see the bias spewing forth... they love JuLiar and that climate change crap.Digger,Cranbourne
Common sense
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Where is the left bias? Pretty sure Murdoch, Packer and the rest of the ruling elite slant towards the right
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
Chocolate Jesus, crucified Easter Bunny, death cult!
Hapless and hopeless romantic
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
Were they burning them to keep the lovers tight in a warm embrace?
peace and love
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
Jesus, if for real, was nothing but hippy. Every second or third word Love or Peace.
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
P.S. Who in hellnation is Bolt? Not another Retardovitz?
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
That is the way coolest photo of a mass-murdering dictator that I have ever seen. Makes George Dumbass Bush look like a nutless dork... Oh, wait...
Digger
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS.COM CORRESPONDENT PATRIOT TO FEATURE ON ANDREW BOLT’S NEW TV SHOW?
Good on ya patriot. I've had up to here with lefty biased Fairfax's and the gAyBC pushing their agenda. Bolt and you should really stick it up the lefty losers.Digger,Cranbourne
Fr Paddy McShane
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
And the good Padre's words are applicable to you as well you sister fuckin heathen!Now go and get me a dram of some good irish whiskey ya dixie lovin' dog.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
Padre finally git somethin right. Some of y'all is gettin His Word. Y'all aught ta ponder on this: Why do God want ta be 'round the likes of YOU? Tain't like he dern't have no choice in the matter.
Dazed and Confucked
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
Deuteronomy? Was he a gospeller? Herodotus? What would they know about the horn?Cunts.
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may be admitted into the community of the Lord. (Deuteronomy 23:2 NAB)
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
Hell is other people
Padre Pio
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
For the likes of you hippy freaks death is going to be an eye opener.CAUSE YOU ARE ALL HEADED STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
Well death is definitely the BIg Sleep that no amount of caffeine will postpone. But don't be scared, we just return to the star dust that made us in the first place.
Loony Les
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
I sure i'll be leaving a mess! The thought of death makes me shit my pants!
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
We're all just passing through, boys. just passing through. Trick is not to leave a mess behind
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
KEFAYA! WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!
Boy, you ought to have your own website. This stuff is smokin!
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
As I understand this "pastor" has a following of about 30 fools. Slightly outnumbered by those of the Islamic flavour!
Gorgon Zola
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Boy howdy! Is Ricardowizsch the resident shit-for-brains around here?
God wants you to rape and pill
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
Lo, a day shall come for the Lord when the spoils shall be divided in your midst. And I will gather all the nations against Jerusalem for battle: the city shall be taken, houses plundered, women ravished; half of the city shall go into exile, but the rest of the people shall not be removed from the city. (Zechariah 14:1-2 NAB)
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
AUSSIE PM HERR FUCKEDNUCKLE: “MY PLANS FOR AUSTRALIA!”
Maybe KRuddy could adopt some Herr F's horny proposals... I'm sure that will get the ALP caucus back on board with him.He has gotta be better than Julia or Tony!
Leviticus
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
Thou shalt get the horn.
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
PASTOR WAYNE BURNS KORAN....
Yep, you got me Ritardo, let's all replay the climatic scene in Reservoir Dogs where everyone is pointing guns at each other and they all end up... DEAD! Is that in the Gospel? Probably.
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