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Dern't 'member sayin nothin like that...Of course not! You were off your head on moonshine and meth back then. Thank Jesus you have seen the light and now want little more than a patch of green to call home and a sister to have as a Mrs.

Dern't 'member sayin nothin like that. "N if I did, musta been a right ugly time in my life. I dern't use them words ta talk 'bout ladies gentiles. Never said I wern't no sinner. Jest dern't recall that thar bein one of my sins. Tain't sayin I dissagree with it none either - jest dern't like folks degradin lady folk like that.

Home of the brave, land of the free, as long as you don't fuck with the powers that be.

Finally the eveidence of Ricardovitz's sexual peccadillos!Just scroll up a piece and check his comment about banging Queen Victoria. Seems our hillbilly friend likes a bit of ball to chin fun ;)

Mud-monkeys dyin in wars - cain't be all bad....even if Yankee Mud-Monkey Supreme, Obama, is dooin the killin. Why is you folks all stary-eyed comfused over this? Darkies been killin Darkies since God marked 'em as Devil meet.Tell ya what - them folks pretendin to be Anarchyists 'round here ain't git the stomach fer anarchy. Show 'em some brown animal bleedin or git its leg blowed off, 'n they waller in tears sobbin like castrated commie peacenicks.

Some ugly ugly ugly UGLY monkey-lookin animules in that thar picture.

Bum scratching finger sniffers...All in a days work for me!

Need a laugh? Take a ganda at this little gem: the Yanks are going to train Saudi air force pilots... in Idaho. Does 9/11 ring a bell? http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/features/2011/03/2011316131230188238.html

Bloody Yanks! They're no better than their old mate Gaddafi or Kaddafi or just plain old Daffy

Are we there yet?

More than your Times paywall Rupe!

I concur. Thank you Xenox News for the wonderful clarity of humanity that you purvey.Is there another news service anywhere else in the world that encapsulates the human condition so accurately and honestly?

Another wonderful farticle displaying to the world why US is so fucked up. All of the super size meals must have turned their people into drivelling fucktards. Thank you xenox for publishing this type of stuff for the world to see.

The only persons more laughable than President Obama are the clowns in charge of the US Military. Since 2001 they have overseen the biggest disgrace in arms since General Robert E Lee dropped his strides and was rogered up the arse by Tecumseh Sherman at Atlanta in 1865.The US miltary is led by morons and the average GI is as stupid as the inbred author of this article.Rear Admiral Pokemyarse can pontificate all he wants, in the end the rag tag Arabs of Libya will send him and his ship full of drongos back to the US. The US Military; they haven't won a war on their own since the US Civil War and even then the managed to lose that one.

I wish I was more incoherent...Oops, wipe that off the record!!!I am on a diet, exercising regularly and taking speed reading classes. Next!

Next stop: Mecca... or Dallas, Texas?

We all dwell inside a box, oblivious to reality, careless and incoherent as we piss away our lives.

I'd drink the water! I hear it can give a tingle to your gonads ;)

I'd like a rating on media moguls who end up in jail and the offensive treatment they receive.I, for instance, was rated the best bum chum of the Coleman Federal Correctional Complex.Beat that Rupert!

Typical right wing attitude. All about personality and division and zero about facts.

Bush sold Gaddaffi $70 million worth of weapons.Obama tried to sell him another $100 million worth but the deal didn't go through.So, well, now they are using Gaddafi's surplus stock on him! "You don't fucken wanna buy it anymore? Well, here ya go cocksucker; wear it!!"Collatoral damage? Fuck that.

And now... Libya!

I get it! The star over Bethlehem was a UFO!

Baloney. That was noy ant 5 pointed star. It was most likely a chinese lantern or Orion. Where is the evidence?

Yes it is about your senses... Feel the article... Stroke it...Play with yourself and make a mess on the keyboard :)After that a simple One to Five rating will suffice.

This here looky like some kinda sensorship!

Jesus dern't come from no stars. God sent thar World a sign by settin ablaze a bright 5-pointed (not no 6-pointed jew-star) star tellin 'em that His Son, the Christ was born.

I have a suggestion. Will you please take my wife.Please.Rupert M

Its all in the head shake fellahs we all know that. ;-)

Yeh he rode on Muhammad on the way down.

Didint Jesus come from the stars?

Here is some more conclusive evidence:<a class="video" href= onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> LAUNCH THIS VIDEO

When do we invade Saudi Arabia? You want oil? Come on! Cut out the middle man!

Oh dear here is some evidence that has me changing my mind:[url]http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/people/rocker-claims-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-20110322-1c4w9.html[/url]But then again maybe not :PDr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

Anyone for a game of pinochle?

Xenox is apparently from the Greek for "stranger" or "alien".

Ha! Anti-Semitic racism noted. We will treat all news from this rag as tainted by association.Rabbi Knowitall

A prick in the hands of Abbott? Well one can't help but feel it is being abused...

Yeh I've had that for a while too...

I'll vote for the prick in the middle.

Good we agree. When there is good evidence we will both 'believe'. Until then, UFOlogy remains the field of quacks, hillbillys, and peverts.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

What I particularly love about the UFO debate is the amount of scientists and so called rationalists who poo poo the whole phenomenon with disdain.As communication sharing and capture devices improve it really does appear that there is something happening on world wide basis.However the majority of supposed logical people reveal themselves to be what they really are. Fearful denialists of anything unsual in their worlds. Terrified of change. Even with the exponential reports of sightings, videos and a growing mountain of eye witness reports from colonels in the armed forces, these rationalists take on their superior poses, wave around their two bit academic achievements awarded by one one of our almost paleolithic universities (in the scheme of things) and shake their heads in denial.And this is why I love and follow the UFO phenomenon. It will only take a tid bit of evidence to emerge to complete the jigsaw puzzle and pants all of those currently in denial!And then imagine the hilarious scene that will follow!!!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!In ten minutes they will all be saying:"I was never a denialist and always paid attention to this incredible phenomenon" "We always new they were there; we just were not sure were they were from was all""I have been an enthusiast in this field for years and this last piece of the jigsaw is what we have all been waiting for""A UFO sceptic; not me; I never was"Pantsed you dumb asses! One UFO researcher Robert Hastings estimates that of the more than 120 former or retired U.S. military workers he has interviewed regarding their personal brushes with the unexplained about 75 percent feel that we are not alone.

Well it seems all the wailing and moaning of the New Age/Ufoniks/Greenies about the imminent doom from the Fukushima reactor have vanished into a puff of irrational thought.Just more evidence that these people should leave the thinking to the grownups.Dr IP Freely Professional Rationalist

That thing in the middle looks like the tree trunks of Fangorn; very old and knarled!

I have an idea too: parachute Bush and Cheney into Baghdad: they can spread the good word of U.S. democracy via bombs, bullets and millions of corpses.

Max, you are loved!

I await the U.S. bombing of Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Emirates and Kuwait. Let democracy reign (rain?).

I ain't no commie lefty, but I ain't fer givin no brown, collored, octaroons, quadroons, nor n*g*e*s anything. Why? Cuz they cain't handle freedom. Dern't believe me? Jest look at:New OrleansDetroitCairoMogadishueMacon South Atlantan*g*e* Town KnowlWashington DCLos AngelesOaklandClevelandHarlem.......list goes on and on and on and on....

This question is never answered:"why do lefties hate freedom and prosperity for brown people?"They must cause they hate it when it is being to bought to them ;)

Since when does "establish a No Flight Zone" mean "slaughter civilians on the ground in cities"? Beelzebub alright