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Dear Boxhead,

 

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Sincerely,

Blow Me

 

Dear Blow Me,

The box on me noggin don’t allow much room for gourmet dining. Whatever I’m gobbling down has to fit through my hole. So I love a good hotdog – they have the shape to fit just right.

As for that shit they serve at the Golden Arches - forget it! They have banned me at the local one cause I spilt the mustard when I tried to cram a hamburger in.

I’m not surprised they don’t sell hotdogs – they hate my type of people.

Yours,

Boxyboxy_and_hotdog

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    What hole you boxheaded moron?

    Do you cram your food through your eyes?

    Idiot.
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    · 14 years ago
    Do you have ANY idea what a hot dog is made of?!!!!
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    · 14 years ago
    Bunch a dumb city-folk. Dern't know ware thar vittles come from. Hot dogs ain't but fat 'n trimmins ground up ta ware you dern't taste no gristle 'n stuffed up in goat intestines.....sometime I use l'ill pig if I git me some runts layin 'round. Runts is good fer hotgog casins. Anywhoo, all you green tree-huggin queers aught ta like hotdogs - we dern't let nothin go ta waste!
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    · 14 years ago
    My hotdog has gotta be organic on a wholemeal bun with Morroccan mustard and spainish onions.

    Failing that my boyfriends dick will do.
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    · 14 years ago
    I used to like the ones they cook up on the hamburger grill on Fitzroy st. Especially tasty at the fag end of a night on the turps.
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    · 14 years ago
    Do spainish onions hurt?
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    · 14 years ago
    Depends which hole you're putting them into...
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