Wednesday, 03 March 2004 By TEX LUMBAGOaND i WILL SPUNK ON YOUR HEAD GOOD SIR! The sun went down on this dung heap. And the people all moaned in unison:
"Damn Yanks. Damn Yanks"
Well fuck them. we came to give freedom and this is what they give us?
Poke their eyes out with a wrench.
A benign giant; we plant a foot with much care.
Only the cunts are squashed.
"Paging Mr Magoo. Paging Mr Magoo"
Not here sweetheart. Wrong country - try that little place down under yonder...