REFORMING THE FIRST-WORLD

Created: Wednesday, 05 July 2006 Written by Chato
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Compassionate PM stricken by spectacle of poverty


After high-interest-rate-Johnny, the beloved
arsewipe of the powerful international financial
kleptocracy, returned from his arse-sucking
meeting with BingBangBong of Indonesia, he
was fired with resolve to level the Oz housing
playing-field.

"I was horrified when I realized that average
indonesians save all their lives to afford
a sheet of plastic and a mortgage on a tiny
plot in a garbage tip for their shelter.
It is my fair pledge that Oz consumers and
indonesian darkies shall enjoy the same
level and quality of shelter very soon!"