Here is the new religion.

Forget about naked Jew boys hanging
from some crossed sticks, or stupid
old Jewish patriarchs wandering lost
in the desert, or disgruntled prophets
cooking up the only true God.


Behold the purity and rigidity of the
holy burning Olympic stick!

This stick is so holy that if it were
to ever be extinguished, God would be
angry, the crops would fail, and the
John Howard baby-bonus would be withdrawn!

No wonder taxpayers are prepared to
pour their hard-earned dollars into
celebrating and protecting the stick.

.oOo.

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