Our Promised Land - So Piss off Goyim!

A cranky Rabbi!

Just spit on it and put it in Abraham!

Y'all gonna vote fer me in 2010, so's I can get you cured of your perverted sickness?

I'm tell'in you queer-folk, that thar's a cure just a waitin fer you. We's been workin on it and it's just 'bout in the trial state. Y'all will be all horned up for the women folk and respectable members of society when we git done with you.

Vote Ricardovitz in 2010!!!

Vote Ricardovitz

Number one closet fag

Dang! Doreen has seen clear thru this hard masculine front! But ifn yer does it with real men it is of no account I reckn!

his name. Ain't you figured that out by now?

Like many others I have toyed with the so called thoughts in my head like I really did have free will. Underneath it all though I really knew I was just another slave to the microbes in my bowels.

Hope? I gave up on it a long time ago. Now I just cling to despair.

Hang on, I thought all you inbred hillbilly types were into buggery and man-on-man sex?

Frankly, you must mean John and Petey with their gay band of frauds! Get them flushed as soon as you can!

Yep, we got some of them man-lovin mouintian men up in these parts, but only two that I know of. Them's the Hauller brothers - well they's tell everyone they brothers anywhoo. Don't reckon I know their kinship fer sure. Don't reckon I really want to know neither. I got a real good thing goin with them Hauller brothers. They do my biddin for me when I need 'em. And, I let them give some of their man-lovin to Tenants that ain't paid their rent. Ain't got no problem with them folks. Things just kinda work out good up here for everyone. What y'all call a "win-win" sitiation.

I have no idea... it bans eating pork and shellfish so I suppose oral sex is out of the question. Those hebeys do have strange sexual habits thats for sure. The guys hold hands and the tarts wear wigs, and they fuck each other through a hole in the sheet. The 'glory hole'.

be a lickin and slurpin man-on-man in public places like parks, trails, on city bus benches and what not, probably not a good idea to go man-humpin inside a Torah neither. I don't think them Hauller brother git it on in any Torah. They got themselves a private shack up yonder on Screemer's Bald, where a passer-by told some tales of horrific noises and stench commin from up thar.