Created: Tuesday, 27 March 2007 Written by *CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*
Is he the Messiah?
Or is he a greasy used-car salesman?
In any case, would you buy a used-car
from this man?
Would you accept salvation from him?
Should we call the exorcist?
Just what is John Howard's strange
fascination with this creature?
Is he the reincarnation of Rasputin?
Is he really Jesus in drag?
Should we do the crucifixion properly
this time, and do his mates as well?
Has he been circumcised?
Who wants to check?
Does he find Alex Downer fetching in fishnet?
Why hasn't he answered any of these
If he has nothing to hide, why is he
scared to let us all know?