SATAN YES. JESUS NO.

I consider myself a spiritual man.

A thinker.

Pondering on life’s eternal questions… Why here? Why now? Why is her arse so unbelievably perfect? And how can I get my mitts on it?

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As such I have read the books of the wise; studied the teachings of the masters, and surfed the web of knowledge. Daily I have toiled at the interface between faith and life. What wise words did the Buddha say? Zoroaster’s message of humility; is it relevant to me? Confucian ideals of living and civil society.

 

I have read them all, studied them all. Digested them all.

 

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Thought comes like a plague to the head in God’s house…

 

My days were spent in a funk of primitive naivety; I emptied my mind of all things that I had previously learnt, what I had previously thought. I started from the bottom and let the knowledge of the ancients fill my head to the brim, till it overflowed, and their words cascaded down in a delicious stream over my naked body…

 

I gripped my erect till and guided my ship onwards to enlightenment!

 

Cast adrift on the turgid miasma of existence I finally awoke. Yes, I thought, I have the answer.

 

Gentleman, in the end my meanderings of the mind came down to one simple conclusion.

 

Satan yes; Jesus no.

 

I leave you to ponder on that.

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    · 14 years ago
    Glad to see someone is thinking about the important things; rather than the usual 'she said, he said' rubbish the mainstream media serves up. Better you think about it, tell me what's right, and then I'll follow.
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    · 14 years ago
    Welcome to the NEW Age of Reason. More dope, more grog, more sex. Life as it should and must be lived! Hellalujia!
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    · 14 years ago
    Having difficulties with the 'more sex' component. Does masturbation count?
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    · 14 years ago
    I've always fancied the cloven hoofed one as my deity. I mean, as discussed elsewhere in this august journal, who would trust a bare footed jewish hippy with a beard? Only a fool.

    Get with the strength. Get with Satan.
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    · 14 years ago
    Poor old Satan; so maligned by those nasty christians.


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    · 14 years ago
    Well normally I ain't to excited by bestiality, but the thought of Satan fucking a goat excites me like Jesus fucking Valerie!

    I'm off to the dunny; back in a few minutes.

    Yours dribbling from the eye,

    Hairy Buttknuckle
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    · 14 years ago
    "Satan" is actually Shathahn the Liberator, also known as Yeyshus, a mythic, pre-Christian, pre-Sumerian god who, supposedly, created mankind to toy with because He was bored.
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    · 14 years ago
    If that is true he has probably been enjoying himself immensely this last few years....

    Look! He is going to make Tony Abbott PM of Australia so he can laugh himself silly even more!
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    · 14 years ago
    Tony will be best PM in history. Hopefully he will start sinking all the reef boats and sent the cunts back that are already here. Then start on the dole bludging parasite began turds that live here.
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    · 14 years ago
    If Tony gets in it won't be worth living here. He has already said he is all for fracking so say goodbye to the great artesian basis and our agricultural industry. Say goodbye to the great barrier reef. Say goodbye to ever getting a retirement pension. Say hello to a country run by a right win religious lunatic.

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    · 14 years ago
    Man, what a downer that will be.

    I think I better stock up on my Nimbin green and get ready for the Abbott shit storm!
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    · 14 years ago
    Getting back to the original premise of the article...

    If your savior is to be bearded should it be a nice trimmed King George V or a fully fledged hirsute maze like JC?
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    · 14 years ago
    Better a moist fanny than a dessicated padre.
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    · 10 years ago
    @Bright Tanto Really? The cunt has been fucking enjoying himself lately then.
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    · 10 years ago
    This is a ker-razee site
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    · 10 years ago
    Satan tain't nothin but God's tarlet-cleanin bitch. Damned ta eternaly cleanin up the blood-drenched diarhea from people's poor exercise of thar free will which God give 'em. You dern't think God is gonna give folks FREE WILL 'n not have some poo-cleanin bitch mop up the mess do ya???
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Yes Mr Ricardovitz, my will is free. And so is my Willy. And my Willy will fuck whoever I want, wherever I want, as long as their free will agrees with me.
    So you can take that Bible of yours and stick it up your clacker until your reading it with your teeth!
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