The Magical Mystery of Cornflour

XENOXNEWS.COM has had a long and abiding interest in alternative chemical realities.

And you can’t get more alternative than with a 'g' of cornflour up your nose :S

Wanna know more? Then read on…

 

DO you know about the magic of CORNFLOUR?

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He had some. It served him well.

 

Its chemical properties are unbounded; it has a myriad of uses.

Besides thickening the sauce…

The Ancient Incas knew its power – it was placed high on their chemical totem pole, even above the mighty Erythroxylum coca.

 

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Ancient Inca Gods knew. "I want you to take the Cornflour!"

 

Today the world’s best and brightest scientists are investigating its magical properties. You can even bounce metal poles of its sticky solution.

If it does that to water imagine what it does to your mind.

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Get some while you can. Before the squares ban it.

 

People I give you Corn Flour...

 

Powder of the Gods!

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    I sprinkled some on me old fella just as I was about to slide it into the hole of my $20 dollar Thai hooker.

    Not a good idea.

    It thickened up the juice and got sticky. We were like two dogs on heat; needed more than a bucket of cold water to free us. Thought we might end up like two Siamese twins for show - "Joined at the Genitals"

    Then remembered my Form 4 Home Economics. Just add lemon juice to remove the thickness...

    Thank god that fucking worked!

    Lesson is: Be careful with the Cornflour, don't just sprinkle it anywhere ;)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Latest research indicates that when it comes to scoring with your PhD student a toot of Cornflour will bring you success all the time.

    And I can speak from experience ;)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Personally speaking, I prefer clown oil. liberally applied top to toe, preferably by a like-minded friend; Mmm.... Clown oil!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Hey Missy Twat you reckon you could cook me up some of your delicious Lamingtons?

    Preferably caked in the golden goodness of corn flour. It's the stuff that keeps me marching onwards to bigger and better things.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Dern't reckon I know what all yer yappins 'bout cornpone. Tain't much a mystery. Jest cornpone - somethn fer gummin on.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Rubbish you hillbilly fuckwit! Corn flour is like rocket fuel for the mind; put you on a month long bender where you'll never come back ;)

    Just stick to moonshine and fucking your sister Ricky - your mind is a closed pea and wouldn't get any benefit from this Powder of the Gods.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Dummies stuffi'n thar nose full a cornpone??? Next thang you know, thar's gonna be some internet picture show with an abo smokin afro-sheen in crack pipes. I reckon I'll be dead soon 'nuff, but I sure do hope the good Lord 'll keep me 'live long 'nuff ta see more funny pictures of abos 'n whatnot stuff'n junk up thar noses - tickles me somethin awful!
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    · 14 years ago
    Ricky you dimwit stop knocking what you haven't tried. Next time your banging your sister in your hillbilly hideout rub a bit off corn flour on her cootie... it'll have you both singing hallelujah!
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