RUDD NAMES HIS FRONT BENCH, BUT WILL HE GIVE SAME SUPPORT TO ALL AUSSIE WANKERS?

The brand new Aussie PM could get his government off to a flying start by rescinding one of the worst decisions in Australian political history: the imposition of the GST on tissues.

Aussie wankers are ready to pull behind Rudd and his new team. All they want is a demonstration that they didn’t waste their time in the polling booth using the ballot paper for voting for the ALP rather than wiping themselves off with it.

C’mon Kevin we’re sure you’ve had the pleasure of your own company a few times!

What I do in the privacy of my home with my computer is none of your business.

Everbody knows that this embattled group in society needs to get a fair go so that where they blow is messy no more.

Prime Minister Rudd lift the GST on tissues now!