The Aussie Digger. Brave fighters or fair dinkum Fascist Fuckwits?

Outrageous! Our boys have been under enormous stress killing the Terrorist menace all around the world.

How would you like to live in god forsaken lands like Afghanistan and Iraq, filled with savages who would kill you as soon as look at you?

No wonder they might make a few mistakes or step over some arbitrary line. One thing you can be sure of, the barbarous enemies they are facing have done atrocities far worse than whatever the SAS are accused of.

Oh I dunno mate. Aussies and guns are never a good mix. Maybe those Diggers should stick to logistics. You know, peeling potatoes and latrine duties.

Lookey thar - Aussies fly'n the Stars 'n Bars!!!  Southern pride, boy's 'n girls, yessiree - it's catch'n on in the deep, deep, deep Aussie South!!!

God Save Thar South:
Twas a red hot night night in Mobile
Sweat a dripp'n from the reverend's chin
His mohair suit was shinin'
He told us all about sin

It could be wall to wall in New York
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God saved the South

'Cross the street in the pool hall
Bubba put threw that eight ball down
It's a grand 'ol celebration
Jimbo passed the Jack around

It's wall to wall in Boston
We're livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God sure did save the south

God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Shut yo mouth you sinful Demon!

Some long haired boys with geetars
Playin' behind the chicken wire
They's goin' up tar New York City
Gonna sing about Atlanta's fire

It could be wall to wall in New Amsterdam
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus he dern't love no Yankee
But God He loves thar South

And God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth

Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
And God saved the south
So,Yankee boy shut yo mouth

@Ricardovitz
The North will Rise Again

When it happened we walked through all the estates, from
Manchester right to, er, Newcastle. In Darlington, helped a large
man on his own chase off some kids who were chucking bricks and
stuff through his flat window. She had a way with people like that.
Thanked us and we moved on.

'Junior Choice' played one morning. The song was 'English
Scheme.' Mine. They'd changed it with a grand piano and turned
it into a love song. How they did it I don't know. DJs had
worsened since the rising. Elaborating on nothing in praise of
the track with words they could hardly pronounce, in telephone
voices.

I was mad, and laughed at the same time. The West German
government had brought over large yellow trains on Teeside docks.
In Edinburgh. I stayed on my own for a few days, wandering about
in the, er, pissing rain, before the Queen Mother hit town.

I'm Joe Totale
The yet unborn son
The North will rise again
The North will rise again
Not in 10, 000 years
Too many people cower to criminals
And government crap

The estates stick up like stacks
The North will rise again X4
Look where you are
Look where you are
The future death of my father

Shift!
Tony was a business friend
Of RT XVII
And was an opportunist man
Come, come hear my story
How he set out to corrupt and destroy
This future Rising

The business friend came round today
With teeth clenched, he grabbed my neck
I threw him to the ground
His blue shirt stained red

The north will rise again.
He said you are mistaken, friend
I kicked him out of the home
Too many people cower to criminals
And that government pap
When all it takes is hard slap
But out the window burned the roads
There were men with bees on sticks

The fall had made them sick
A man with butterflies on his face
His brother threw acid in his face
His tatoos were screwed
The streets of Soho did reverberate
With drunken Highland men
Revenge for Culloden dead
The North had rose again
But it would turn out wrong
The North will rise again
So R. Totale dwells underground
Away from sickly grind
With ostrich head-dress
Face a mess, covered in feathers
Orange-red with blue-black lines
That draped down to his chest
Body are a tentacle mess
And light blue plant-heads
TV showed Sam Chippendale
No conception of what he'd made
The Arndale had been razed
Shop staff knocked off their ladders
Security guards hung from moving escalators

And now that is said
Tony seized the control
He built his base in Edinburgh
Had on his hotel wall
A hooded friar on a tractor
He took a bluey and he called Totale
Who said, "the North has rose again"
But it will turn out wrong

When I was in cabaret
I vowed to defend
All of the English clergy
Though they have done wrong

And the fall has begun
This has got out of hand
I will go for foreign aid
But he Tony, laughed down the phone
Said "Totale go back to bed"

The North has rose today
And you can stuff your aid!
And you can stuff your aid!

You see, it's that picture of Osama. What's he got to do with anything this is about!

Thar Northern Yankee Suck Nigga Dick
Them English Limey's lick Irish prick,
Jews is Bum-Fornicat'n Ayrabs,
'N Germans is cook'n Jews on hot slabs

Oh, it's a grand ol world
A world of churd
A Living Wonder
Fer me to Plunder!

@Col Blimp, Eltham RSL Yeh who knows what those 14 year old kids could do? Better slit their throats just in case.

Looks like the half arsed 'liberal elite' of Oz are already trying to draw a line under this story. Can't have our 'human rights' credentials being questioned. This includes making up shit about poor old Diggers having their families insulted. As if that is any way equivalent to what the fucking SAS did.

I hear they like hiking in the Grampians too...

@Merkin Muffley So many of these nazi dickwads around. If they are not boof-headed hillbilly fuckwits then they are lard arse 'Aussies'...