ANNOUNCEMENT: THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH OF THE ‘GET THE GST OFF TISSUES’ PARTY

Policy Number One - Recycling

Entice that special someone into marriage with a personally crafted bridal gown made from your recycled tissues

What gal could resist such a monument to your virility

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Oh it's lovely. I could just imagine here cums the groom in that!

Oh, no, no, no, no no!!

That will never do.

For that special man in your life, an extra special bridal garment is called for...

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Hang on I thought you said that this was an independent party but that looks like John Brumby. Pulling into this issue reeks of desperation and displays the length this man will go to towards getting over the line in November!

At last a political party that hears my needs!

I know there are many other wankers out there who have strained their family budget because of the GST on tissues. What do the liberal and labor parties think - that we should wank into our hands? It is outrageous.

I am ready to protest long and loud in support of this new party. I am open to suggestions on what we can do; a protest march? A wank-a-thon? I am keen to hear any other ideas people might have.

Let's all tell Julia and Tony that there they ignore Aussie wankers at their peril.

Still waiting to hear from Julia and Tony. Tony for sure looks the type to twang the wire every now and then; and as it seems like he is going to win we need to put more pressure on him to take the GST of tissues.

Aussie wankers - keep on wanking! And don't stop till victory is ours!

Is Brumby still going to go with the take the GST off tissues policy to save his sorry arse in the state election?

I think that the government should stay out of this and that masturbation should be privatised.