JOHN HOWARD: "ARSE-LICKER"

A DISGRACEFUL INSULT ON THE NATIONS LEADER
Labor's Mark Latham has labeled Joh (sorry John) Howard an "arse licker" after the PM's recent visit to Washington. This kind of talk is a disgrace! It is the type of slur that might stick! Xenox News asked some prominent Australians their opinions on the matter... Alan Jones: “All I know is he ain’t licking mine…enough!”

Senator Bill Heffernen: “I hope this does not involve any High Court Justices!”

Peter Costello: “More to the point, he stopped licking mine.”

And finally we got the last word from the US:
George W. Bush: “Whose tongue?”
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    And I truly believed that Mr Howard's rectal attentions were exclusively mine!

    Megawati Sukanoputrid
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    That bloody little shitheel's tongue was reserved for my exclusive personal use YEARs ago, and don't you fucking forget it!

    - MISTER Kerry Packer
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    MAY I suggest that John Howard's "triumphal" return from Washington be marked by a national Brown Nose Day
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    Felchers, the lot of 'em!
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    · 24 years ago
    Latham forgot to mention Johnny's other notorious diplomatic skill: cocksucking!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    John Howard in Berlin -
    "Ich bin ein arse licker"
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    · 24 years ago
    Hope his fuckin plane crashes, the cunt!
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