ELECTION WEEK ONE – PADLOCK YOUR PENIS!

What the fuck! Latham wants a padlock on every penis and a nun in every home! The man has gone crazy. Over the abyss! Damn Catholics – I knew they wanted it all. Not satisfied with their primping and promping they want to control your bedroom. Well Polish Pope I will fuck whom I want when I want and wherever I want (as long as the fuckee agrees)!

Next on the tube was that Green fool Brown. Wants to ban beer but allow free Heroin! A madman. Alls I want is those hippie chicks ‘tween me legs Bobbie; but you as a poo-jabbing greenie won’t allow it. No. Not at all.

Damn. Now I have worn out my remote.

Remember dear voters only Man’o’Steel Howard guarantees beer and porn. It is that simple.

Raspberry Cordial

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    Don't worry Raspberry latest polls have lil Johnny safely with his hand on Australias till.
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    · 22 years ago
    I thought it was the other way round? A padlock on every nun and a penis in every home?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Raspberry cordial, you are a disgusting person. Bob Brown has more integrity than you ever will have -- and at least Mark Latham has the balls to say what has to be said.
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    · 16 years ago
    This was from 6 years ago but still the pot smoking poof is still around. Time to turn the greens out!
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