MURDOCH SUCKS AND SWALLOWS.

Imagine this:
Sucking on the putrid
little prong of the
morally rotted-out
little Performing Monkey
of Oz, and swallowing
the resulting poisonous
juices that may dribble
out. The Dirty Digger of
globalized mass-media
sucked so hard that
the top of Johnny's
shiny little head
collapsed into the
shape of a bowl.

For Rupert to be
praising the Oz P.M.
this hard, we should
assume that something
evil is about to issue
forth from the monkey
very soon.

Watch out!

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