Northern Territory UFO Update

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They are out there. And they are coming for our women.

 

Those little green men and their flying machines!

 

Seems that Australia's Northern Territory is under siege from an alien invasion. Maybe we can send Uncle Rebus to Darwin with his laser pointer ray gun to stop them?

 

I mean, really, how much longer can we allow these UFOniks the right to vote? They are dragging us back into an intellectual dark age!

 

Dr IP Freely

 

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    · 16 years ago
    More witnesses to the previously posted Capri sightings:

    "It was globe-shaped, and appeared to resemble a huge gyroscope. It hovered about 200 feet over the water in Capri Pass off to the west of us.

    With the naked eye, we could see it pulsating a yellow and white light.

    With binoculars, each of us could see the exquisite details of the object."
    [url]http://www.marcoislandflorida.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100617/MARCOCOLUMNISTS03/6170309/1196/More-UFO-sightings-baffle-Capri-residents[/url]
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    · 16 years ago
    Rationality is idiotic.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    The rationalists over rate themselves forgetting that they are only equipped with a partially evolved primate brain.
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    · 16 years ago
    Mr Beatitude your ignorance is astounding. Maybe you should stop listening to the garbled nonsense from middle aged men purporting to 'channel' secret information to you.

    Get a job, get a life, get a brain.

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist.
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    · 16 years ago
    Dr IP Freely is right, Mr Beatitude. Only female mediums have the necessary sensitivity, insight & intuition to be able to channel information from "the other side".

    In fact, I have just received a message for Dr IP Freely that goes to the core of his being, and threatens his very identity.

    He must attend to his penis before it is too late!...

    [img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/channel1.jpg [/img]
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    · 16 years ago
    If it wasn't for the rationalist mind Chanel you wouldn't even know there was a prostate.

    Moron.

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
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    · 16 years ago
    My crystal ball says that your prostate is fine.

    It's the impending stricture that is of concern.

    My advice is to cease any further carnal relations with your infected relation, Phuk Mei Freely.

    She may be a professional, but she's certainly not very rational when it comes to safe sex.

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    · 16 years ago
    Ahh the primate brain; but what other functions does it have?
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    · 16 years ago
    Somehow... physically impossible. The universe is much to BIG for little green space visitors to pop in for a joy ride.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Is it too big, is it too small, will the girls like this, will the girls like that..
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